(Cole is the third big tit, in the middle – DA)
This former smack rat and millionaire pretend hippy biker is on the TV more and more sticking his face into everything,
“find it fix it flog it” being one where he travels around with failed Brookside actor and general all round tit Simon O’Brien “just happening to find” stuff in peoples barns which they then bodge over and sell for a completely unrealistic amount of money after boggle eyed “restorer” Gemma Longworth (think the Female Jay Blades but with a chainsaw Scouse accent and big wobbly tits) paints it a bloody stupid colour or Coles head monkey Guy polishes it or fits a new spark plug.
He is also on a series where he rides someone else’s motorcycle around paradise pretending to be Mr hardcore biker, then spends his entire time whining about how awful the places he visits are for daring to make a living – Kalgoorlie in Australia was the latest where he was whining about the dreadful environmental damage done by the commercial gold mining – seemingly forgetting that the gold mining industry employs tens of thousands of people earning good wages for hard dirty graft, makes Australia a fortune which is “pretty useful” for a place which is effectively a mineral rich dustbowl and conveniently neglecting to mention the environmental impact of having planeloads of film crew, equipment and motorcycles transported around half the planet for his jollies.
Sneering, whining holier than thou hypocrite prick and yet another who seems to think we need to be preached at and treated like idiots – how about being a bit more humble, appreciating you are being paid a fortune and knocking the Greta Thunderbird shit on the head Henry – I am sick and fucking tired of it.
Wait while I do my TV series next year when I ride around the UK coast on the bicycle (I am determined to do it before I get too old to) called “The Fox eats pies, pedals about a bit and swears at people” – I think with a catchy title such as that the TV companies will be queuing up for the rights!
Nominated by: Vernon Fox
Sorry Foxy,..I like him!
I watch ‘Find it, fix it, flog it’ too.
I agree about Scouse Gemma shes a fuckin retard.
And no skills at all.
But I do like Henry!
Hes posh, im common as shite.
Hes had everything handed him on a plate, ive worked, and ducked & dived to get by.
But he cant help being posh and against my prejudices I like him.
And Damon Grant .
Ive met the valueer auctioneer Adam Partridge too in Congleton.
Im getting soft as I get older,
But from me Henry gets a pass.
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You tipped him off about a “treasure trove of upcycling opportunities” in a barn on the estate of a country squire in deepest Northumberland, didn’t you Miserable?
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Thatd make wonderful TV wouldn’t it?
Simon o Brien bleeding out in a field Fiddler reloading as Henry zigzags across the fields..😀😀
Im doing lots of house clearances at the moment LL and find some great stuff.
I like restoring stuff, or ‘upcycling’ as the tv cunts say,
And found im quite good at it.
So I like this show,
Foxys obvious class envy and hatred for Henry is terrible I think, and Foxy got RTCs doilies all oily.
Hes common.
😀😀
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“Upcycling” !!??
Oh,ffs
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There is another TV cunt who does this, Drew Pritchard from Salvage Hunters. I think he mainly sources the stuff and a team do most of the hard graft but there is decent money in it when it is done right. A lot goes overseas to the US, they buy any old shit if it has ‘character’ or ‘speaks to you’ – mainly “I should have been chucked in a skip years ago”.
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He (Drew) makes a killing on it.
I watch that too.
Wish I could make thousands off gullible yanks.
££££
Although I sold that General Cuntster Oliver Cromwells mobile phone and a piece of Stonehenge for a good profit.
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That Drew Pritchard is a right slippery little tyke.
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RTC, I’d like to see that Drew cunt when the camera’s aren’t around… ” It’s a bit of shite mate but I’ll give you a fiver for it just to take it off your hands!”. “Quick T, put it in the van before the old bastard realises its worth £thousands!”.
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By the way, the bird in the vest?
Oh aye!
Defo.
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Her name is Carolyn Sanazaro, if you’re interested, and the lump on the left is her husband. I think that’s why she has the suspension.
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That bird in the pic and Sarah Palin for a double header.
God bless America!
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Sarah fuckn Palin-now there’s a blast from the past!
Have any cunters on here seen the “Who’s Nailin’ Palin” movie on Pôrnhub?
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Well I haven’t but it won’t be long now
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MNC@ – no apology necessary Sir – I do quite like the find it fix it flog it thing, what grates me is the bike riding stuff where he just seems to find the need to permanently virtue signal and sneer about the “poor dear planet” – but it could be worse, if you turned up in the van Gemma Longworth would probably paint it fkin pink! 🤪
And the maddest thing? – She has a degree in fine arts!
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A degree in fine arts?!!!
Fuck me.😠😠😠
Dey do doh dont dey do?
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Scouse fuckwit Gemma “ALLRIGGGHT SYYMON – WHATCHA GOT THERE LAD ?”
How do these Moss Side council estate wannabees get on the telly is just beyond me.
A paintbrush from Poundland, a dulux tester pot from Homebase and she thinks she’s bloody Picasso !
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Quality, Vernon: simply quality. That was quite a day für mich, but I always enjoy your input: thanks!
I have no clue¹ whatever who any of these utterly irrelevant-sounding cunts might be but I take your word for it. As I think I may have mentioned in a differing context quite recently on here, something I truly despise is hypocrisy of any stripe.
¹ my nescience of such subject-matter is largely due to not having a TV myself. While cat-sitting over the last month, my access to a telly has been quite truly dispiriting. It is all utter Cobblers’. Or should that be Cobbler’s? Why the actual fuck do people still watch it? (sorry, Vern)
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Stop moaning James.
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Didn’t know I was
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I just don’t watch TV. Do you?
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Yes, its been like a parent to me.
Everything I know I have tv to thank for it.
😀
News, documentary, odd film.
It relaxs me CS.
Obviously 99% is mindless shite but some good stuff.
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Tragic MNC. Simply tragic and I am sorry to hear that
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I agree with MNC. Wouldn’t be without our TVs.
Here’s one for you, CS:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6eXI0LeA4k
PS: I don’t have a car, but I’ve got several DVD /HDD Recorders instead.
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That could be the most contradictory post I’ve ever seen on isac.
You link a YouTube clip by the ever-excellent Faust whose theme/title is “I’ve got My car and My TV” but then add on a postscriptum:
Far worse, and by implication you have no interest in terrestrial TV reception when you add:
Unless, perhaps I misunderstand. You have DVD recorders instead of having a car? Any reasonable reading, not only of this posting of yours but many previous ones (mention of box sets, an aversion to online / streaming media in favour of having your own “hard copy” etc etc) would suggest that you prefer to watch DVDs et al than watch shit terrestrial TV broadcasts.
Perhaps im missing something here, but counterfactual it certainly was.
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Last, but not least, I failed to add that you assert:
.
So you substantively agree with MNC about a predilection for watching TV (albeit 99% being “shite”) but simultaneously make large of your DVD / HDD collection.
I’ve not been so nonplussed since earlier today when Judge XxX told me “I’m on the right tracks”. Thought all was lost, but my day went unexpectedly well.
Good mood… but highly conflicted about your opinion of terrestrial TV. Just to be absolutely clear: I think it’s shite
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Hehehe 😀
2 sugars James,
An hurry up salvage hunters is on telly!
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Only teasing you CS.
And I do appreciate books,
And in your line of work youll spend a lot of time researching & studying with books.
But sometimes a visual aid (tv)
Is needed.
Imagine say, 9/11,
You could describe it to me,
But seeing it happen is the only way you can really appreciate the horror of it.
Ive genuinely learnt a lot from tv,
My favourite shows ever being
America in colour
(A documentary on obviously American history)
Genuinely rivetted to it.
Ken Burns Country music
(Overcame my suspicion and preconceived ideas and found loads of new music I enjoy)
And
Curb your enthusiasm
(A comedy starring Larry David).
But mainly Tom&Jerry.
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Agreed MNC
Curb your Enthusiasm is brilliant.
I only really got into it a few years ago but have to say that some of the scrapes Larry gets himself into are comedy genius.
Not an avid idiot lantern viewer but there is obviously still a lot of really decent stuff in amongst the overall garbage.
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Herman@
The first one I saw made me roar with laughter.
Larry David is comedy gold.
Although I tried to watch Seinfeld which hes famous for and didnt really like it.
Maybe its funnier if your American?
Dunno, but CYE is great!👍
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@ Ruff. Doesn’t all this crap piss you off?
I tend to forgive him as I think he’s going through the male menopause and everything is really a cry for help.
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What part of “Wouldn’t be without our TVs” did you not understand, CS?
In fact we have seven TVs dotted around the house. Not that it makes any difference to ya.
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@ Bertie.
His entire raison d’être is to piss us off. Can’t be long now before he gets banned again.
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I suppose the salient question must be, RTC, what do you watch on your seven televisors you have “dotted around the house”. Television or DVDs?
Male menopause Bertie? I’m entertained a little, to be true; but confused by this refusal to admit that “television”¹ is not worth watching. I simply wonder why, given by broad consensus on isac that most/much is of a “pissboiling” quality whyever it continues to fascinate.
I’ve had such a splendid day, and the only thing I’m really interested in now is a(nother) bloody good drink, some nice Burning Spear on the high needle – and the prospect of a rather random little soirée with some “old friends” who are in Manchester on business later.
That latter may be useful – and if not it will be surely be entertaining. Most probably both. If not, there’s plenty of oblivia via greenery and a vast trove of vinyl, pending Miss Vee’s sooncome return 🙂
7 TVs? Even Venetia only has two… cor blimey, guv’nor!
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CS: A’s a flash cunt, what motor do you drive?
I reckon you must have a classic Porsche 911 or an Vantage?
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Documentaries, films, current affairs programmes, Judge Judy, etc. Nothing you’d be interested in CS.
I rarely watch live TV. Record selected programmes to watch later at a time that suits me /us.
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Well, Charles I suppose it was already well-established around 2012 where your most time-consuming friendships lay!
Good value, chief!
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¹ ie the shit that is received via an aerial on the roof (“Freeview™”) or otherwise via a satellite dish, eg “Sky™”.
I have no issue with the concept of television per se whether deflected electrons on a phosphorescent screen, plasma technology or OLED. My issue is with what the screen depicts.
Like talking to the intoxicated Court Clerk this morning, it is tricky to convey meaning. Hey ho!
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Sorry, Cuntfinder, you’re another who has “got hold of the wrong end of the stick”.
I’m not “flash” at all as you imagine – quite the opposite in fact. Until around a year ago, I was still driving (but not very often) an 04 plate LHD Volvo XC90T6 which I bought new, tax-free in China. It has since been been scrapped.
Venetia is a bit “flash” when it comes to motors, bling an all that though, and she currently drives a newish BMW 240 convertible. I occasionally rag the fuck out of it for fun. I wanted her to get an M 2 (?) but she wanted a soft top.
Personally speaking, I usually use cabs and public transport these days. Like TV, I kind of lost interest in cars quite a while ago.
I am however a bit “flash” with my hifi though. I have the used value of Vee’s 8-month-old BMW 240 in SME tonearms and exotic old moving coil cartridges alone. But then, I like music – and furthermore this stuff holds its value unlike most BMW motor cars.
Good you asked – it gives my male menopause further diffusion!
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My classic hi-do tastes are more lo-fi (pun intended).
I have two set-ups, well mine and “er indoors”.
She has a classic Mission Cyrus set-up running through Classic Acromats. Sounds fucking awesome.
I have Cambridge Audio stuff into a set of old BBC monitor speakers, “given” to me by an acquaintance 👍
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CS@
Do you own any valuable books?
Genuine question.
And whats your favourite book of all time?
Mine is Jack Londons White Fang .
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Nice, Cuntfinder; I bet it sounds just fine. Hifi & “audiophoolery” in general is one of the biggest cons out there. I totally agree hifi can be a properly excellent example of the “law of diminishing returns”; I expect your Cyprus setup sounds 75% as good as what I have, which “flashily enough” is worth perhaps 100x more cash on eBay.
I always preferred the Audiolab 8000a over the Cyrus amps in the late 80s, if only because of flexibility (tone controls, input/monitor selectors etc) and grunt. Nice output semiconductors too, as it goes.
My current fave setup du jour is an oldish SME V arm on a homemade motor board carrying a spanking new OC9IIML cart via a Musical Fidelity A1000 class A integrated into Epos 14s and a homemade subwoofer using Class D amplification. My CD is a very old Meridian 506/24 (rarely used) and naturally, a basic TIDAL streamer.
Next month no doubt it’ll be a Naim ARO and an old Linn Troika on a Xerxes, perhaps via a load of old Exposure monoblocks which I still own but rarely use. Into Quad ESLs and a different sub…. Told you I was flash with my hifi.
In all honesty, CG, your “humble” setup, if correctly positioned etc (obviously), will sound at least 70% as good as all that gear – if you can actually quantify this. It’s really just a hobby, but I the gear really does sound excellent too, and I can “afford it”. I’m not sure if it’s the weed and the fact it is worth so much cash, but I find it extremely enjoyable.
¹ no doubt, further evidence of the male menopause 😴
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Is your stereo set up really worth £200k😳
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When I briefly worked on a contract for Exxon Mobil around 2008, I knew – quite well – a Hungarian guy (who also worked for Exxon in Budapest) called Kornel, MNC. We were briefly that friendly, that I visited him on Buda on two occasions (quite a while ago) and enjoyed a couple of long weekend piss ups there.
As I recall, his favourite book was “White Fang”, which he (rather weirdly) used to go on and on and on about. I had never heard about it, and I’ve never read the book.
Around two years after I lost contact with him personally (c 2009) I heard via a colleague that Kornel had been sent down for serious kiddy fiddling offences (in Hungary).
This is completely true, by the way.
I am becoming worried
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In aggregate, at used eBay prices, it’s worth at least half that,CG. Probably more like 120k. Value is a bit variable (although it mostly cost me more than that to buy, though I have made quite an uplift on all the vinyl stuff due to bellends with large beards thinking it is trendy in recent years, 😉).
My gear is also “distributed” around friends of mine on a loan basis, and not kept in a cupboard. I don’t see the point of owing all this nice stuff and it not getting used. I’m well able to service most of it if anything goes bang, anyhow.
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You have friends? The mind boggles…
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Golly gosh, Charlie: that really didn’thurt. I’m not sure this is a fecund avenue to pursue for yourself [as one whose unnaturally long-term dedication to the site would tend to suggest that summat might be amiss back at the ranch, seven tv’s or no!]
The cunts who I am currently “entertaining” are certainly not friends, in fact they are as dull as hell – though as thought they may be potentially useful. I suppose I am a bit of a cunt.
I’ve also (totally genuinely) just heard that a vague-ish friend has just died at 71. Yesterday. We were not close, but I’d known him for 10 years. He used to own a bike shop in Withington, Manchester but moved to Newquay several years ago.
Very sad.
I do have a few other friends though. Not many for sure, but then I never did buy into Facebook. I’d say rather more than enough, tbh, although as of last night one less.
Is this a competition, or just some kind of exercise in being a acerbic?
You must admit, you did make a bit of a tit of yourself about “watching television” RTC. No hard feelings from my side, I assure.
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On the rare occasions when I have seen this bloke he reminds me of Charlie Boorman who has made a career out of being a friend of Ewan MacGregor.
Can’t say that I care for either of them
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That Coley cunt is a giant fucking tosser of the highest order! I watched that motorbike show with him “rescuing a Honda Britain from an overgrown garden and restoring it”. The cunt might have helped to drag it out of the undergrowth but that was fucking all, another geezer restored it. A bit like “Guy Martins Spitfire”….. no it fucking wasn’t, they let him put a few rivets in, but each time he did the proper restorers were cringing in the background.
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The only thing Guy Martin is good for, is growing Sideburns – the Cunt !
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Never heard of him. Is he a real hardcore biker or another plastic fair-weather n0nce twat like the Hairy Fairy Bikers, or Long Way Round tossers, Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman?
That bird deserves a good ride though – very nice pair of dampers!
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He’s not the worst cunt on TV and has a hand in Gladstone.
http://www.gladstonemotorcycles.com/motorcycles/gladstone-no-1/
The other half detests him so rarely see him these days.
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Never heard of this Gladstone shit but , like the Hesketh, it’s obviously for rich poseurs to ride ten miles on a sunny day. Rigid rear end, chain drive, drum front brake and pin prick lighting…….fucking death trap!
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For me, The Vincent is THE classic vintage bike. They actually ride really well😀
I also like the original Indians-yet to view the reborn models.
My last bikes were Fireblade and a Ducati 748.
Older, much, much older now.
Suddenly looking at bikes for sale online.
Must be middle age..😳
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Techno@ – I think he has to put the environment/vegan/racist whitey bits in – it seems if you don’t these days then you don’t get television work, and he always whimpers when riding in the rain so clearly not from Yorkshire!
And that Longworth gal does indeed have a most jolly pair! 😀
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Sorry guys, the bloke is a Superior cunt and that is nothing to do with Brough. He ain’t a fucking biker, he’s a rich cunt that plays with motorcycles that gets his minions to fix them.
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Yep MNC, bird defo; rest total uber cunts pandering to the insane. Cole concrete proof of cunts everywhere.
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Think I like Henry because he reminds me of this bloke I knew.
This bloke had some condition were his body manufactured to much adrenaline,
He was fuckin manic!
Cunt couldn’t sit still!
He was on tablets for it and youd find these tablets everywhere, all over the ground.
He hired us to do some groundwork at a posh house and given the customers a quote.
But hed vastly underestimated and as it was next to moorland had to have loads of drainage.
I had the darkest tan Ive ever had that summer,
His money run out and he had to finish it on his own with a impending deadline,
Swearing manically and dropping pills every where the puddled twat.
An thats why I like Henry Cole.
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MNC@ – RTC has just sent me a stern letter from his solicitors and a bill for oil covered doilies – that’s the last time I mix with the upper class! 😀
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That’s nowt Vern, I once got taken short when on butler duties at Creampuff Manor, used the en suit and skidded up the pan. I was on mole duty fumigating the little bastards from the great lawn for weeks after as punishment.
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How many more times do I have to say it?
There are NO doilies at Creampuff Manor! 😡
Doilies are strictly LOWER middle class. And while we’re on the subject, there are no antimacassars either.
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Top Tip honourable Creampuff:
Antimecassars are probably redundant, due to young gentlemen no longer using hair oil to remain fashionable.
However they do have “modern” uses.
Many years ago, we “Christmas’ed” at “er indoors” Grandmorhers house.
A fine Victorian Semi-detached in a stockbroker belt.
Over come with “seasonal joy”, whilst sleeping on an air bed on the lounge (full house), I found myself in need of a suitable “cloth” to “clean up” my other half, after pulling out and “decorating” her for Christmas😉
The aforementioned furniture doily was the only thing to hand-either that or my good hand made shirt.
She was not impressed with the “story” about spilling a glass of Ruff Tuffs favourite liqueur on it, necessitating a 20 min cold cycle in the machine
With hindsight, she buried three husbands and was a Sister in a major hospital.
So “experienced”.
I wonder if she sussed us?
🤔😳😁
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PS: Where’s my 6 o’clock Bailey’s, LL?
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Haven’t seen this hipster wanker for years. I used to watch this cunt doing his bike tours of South Africa, Australia, US etc. I always used to marvel at how, after a 250+ mile day, he always looked fresh as a daisy with not a single dead insect on his headlight, on his brand new leather jacket or the visor of his brand new helmet. He was always careful to name and praise every hotel he stayed in. A fake and a trendy poseur who needs a good slap. The kind of cunt who walks around with sunglasses on the top of his head, the guaranteed sign of a total wanker.
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Christ, what a scare. When I saw these three coiffured Afghan Hounds I thought the Bee Gees had reformed. Never heard of them, never seen it, never will.
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I’ll never forget when those Two Hairy Bikers were doing their show in Bury (near Manchester). They were outside the indoor market and the TV crews and all that were there. While he was cooking a black pudding, one of the bikers said ‘I feel like Nigella doing this’.
A wag in the crowd shouted ‘You’ve got bigger tits!’. The crowd and the camera crew pissed themselves laughing, but it was edited out. The hairy biker’s face was a picture. An absolute classic.
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Now, if the hairy biker cunt had just said ‘I feel like Nigella’, I would have replied myself saying ‘So do I. With her wearing thigh length boots and carrying a set of handcuffs.
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The twat looks like the unholy offspring of Richard Branson if he fucked a diseased gerbil. And that alone is enough to prompt me to steer the fuck clear of this guff.
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There are much bigger cunts on the idiot lantern than Henry, although he’s at his best when partnered with his mate Sam Lovegrove (Shed and Buried, Junk and Disorderly) who is a clever bloke.
At least his show fixes old vehicles, whereas Top Gear just degenerated into three millionaire cunts breaking things.
Also watching his stuff online is licence free 😁
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You forgot to mention Top Gear taking the piss out of anything that cost less than 30 grand.
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Can’t abide these lucky fuckers who are given an opportunity to ride their bike and get paid to do it and then moan, whine and whinge.
If I could do this for a living I would be fucking delerious with it, I would be like a dog with 2 dicks.
So not only Does Henry Cole like to moan, there is another program called bike world I think, they have a guy with a face down to his bollocks all the time, anyone would think his dog has been shot and of course you can never forget this pair of Whiney cunts Ewan and Charlie who did nothing but moan and bitch like a pair of bollocks all the was around the world.
At the moment on YouTube I’m following a woman called Kinga, the program is called( on her bike )and she really is riding around the world on her own, she puts these above useless cunts and all these moaning women at the moment to absolute shame, all of these people she check her out, they might learn something….
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I love my motorbike. I’m seriously looking forward to a good spin on it this coming weekend, as I haven’t been able to use it for months, and now the restrictions have been lifted its time to get out.
However, I can’t stand being referred to as a Biker, because unless you see me on the fucker, you wouldn’t know I had one. It seems to be a lifestyle choice rather than an activity to enjoy, with the branded clothes and ride or die bullshit, and I don’t want any of that. The worst are those scruffy hells angels wannabe MC cunts, with their patches and their tough guy bollocks. Apparently they will give you a slap if they see anyone wearing that type of gear that hasn’t ‘earned’ it. Even dickheads wearing sons of anarchy merchandise upset them.
I have no idea who this bellend is, but the blond can give me a ring if she fancies coming for a spin.
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Gutstick:
As a teen, my first bike after passing my bike test, was a TZR 250. Road legal, but an extension race bike, made road legal.
I once pulled out of a petroleum station in a 30 limit, a member of a local “club”, came up at high speed and gas to brake heavily.
He the proceeded to “flash me” to pull over, presumably to administer a kicking.
I told him into the twisty country loaned and left him behind.
Those fucking choppers are shite on twisty roads😂
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Not sure what happened there- my post looks like a Cuntfinder/ CS hybrid.
Fucking Apple👎
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I havent seen this shit. The cunt in the middle looks like grinning hippy cunt Branson.
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Breaking news.
Boris brokers a deal with UK company Glaxo Smith Kline to manafacture 100% of their Novovax vaccine in the UK, bypassing the EU altogether.
Take that you dozy European cunts.
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Dozy European Union cunts, more like.
Britain is still part of Europe.
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Geographically Ruff Tuff, of course, you are quite right.
But culturally and politically, I think there’s a great chasm between the UK and Europe. Which is why we had Brexit.
Plus ca change!
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A chasm between mainland Europe and the UK perhaps, though I’ve never really felt it. I’ve always seen the problem as being the EU, not the individual member nation states, with them I have no argument.
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Shhhhh, Patrick Vallance has shares in GSK, it’s going to be bottled in Barnard Castle which must be a relief to the people up there as part of its business is being sold off.
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Barnyards Castle – sounds familiar.
Maybe Dominic Cuntings was on a secret mission?
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The fill and finish was going to be done in Euroland.
Now it isn’t.
Get To Fuck, Eurocunts.
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Only thing I watch with Henry Cole in it is Shed and Buried with Sam Lovegrove.
Isn’t Henry Cole a big mate of David Cameron? says it all really rich boys together👎👎
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He did go to Eton…
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Did he fuck a pig ?
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I don’t recall him mentioning it during any episode of Shed and Buried 😆
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Yes, Cole is a complete cunt. Sorry, I have nothing witty or funny to add, just that I can’t stand the wanker.
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I like Henry Cole and most of his tv programs. He may be an upper class guy who went to Eton but I think he’s pretty down to earth and most of his bike-related friends are excellently odd and entertaining (Sam Lovegrove, Guy Willison and Allen Millyard). I’m not too fond of Gemma Longworth, Simon O’Brien or Max McMurdo but they’re not on screen too long. Compared to the dross that passes for tv programs on Channel 4 and E4, Henry’s fine by me. I bought his autobiography recently and it was a fascinating read, especially him being a war cameraman in Bosnia.
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Never heard of or seen the fucker, and haven’t ridden a motorbike since I was 13-14 and on my Grandad ‘s farm, but Gemma sounds fun.
I have a hard time turning down big wobbly tits.
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I’d have those tits wibbling so fast you’d think the motor bike wheels had a great dent in them
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Sorry Vernon, I like him too, enjoy the programme – its a fucking sight better than QT, and don’t mind Gemma either a lovely Liverpool lass.
So, Good Afternoon, and fuck off!
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