Exorcism is a cunt, isn’t it.

• Have you got a ghost in your house?
• Are you a bit gullible?
• Do you think you might be possessed by a demon?
• The power of Christ compels thee to hire ….an exorcist!

Yes, exorcism is on the rise in the 21st Century. In the US, the church is training “spiritual warriors” to cast out the devil from people who believe an evil spirit is moving shit vases around the dining room. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nations.

However, it’s not just in credulous catholic countries. Two people were recently arrested in Sri Lanka after a 9-year-old girl, who was repeatedly beaten during a ritual, died. The two women, the one performing the exorcism and the girl’s own mother, believed the ceremony would drive away an evil spirit. The exorcist attempted this babble by putting oil on the girl and then hitting her repeatedly with a cane until the girl lost consciousness and died (https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/3/2/girl-9-dies-after-being-caned-during-exorcism-in-sri-lanka).

Here’s a UK Muzlim from a few years ago having an exorcism from a bearded charlatan reading a foreign book with squiggly letters then blowing on him (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20357997). I’ve seen better acting on Rentaghost.

Soul of Claypole, sanctify me; Passion of Claypole, strengthen me; Body of Claypole, save me; Save me from this nonsensical crock of bilge.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

A limp-wristed cunting please, in the prettiest shade of pink, for old has-been, Gaylord Mandelson, who at 67, is still proving he can crawl under a snakes belly with a top hat on:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56461679

If he truly believes Starmer “radiates competence”, I feel his Lordship is losing his marbles, or needs a dictionary. Poor old unemployed cunt – there are no depths to which he will plumb to feel “important” again. The Duchess of Hartlepool feels those “expenses” calling again. Time to retire, duckie.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

This is a tale of a woman getting caught trying to get a free train journey. She was spotted squeezing through the ticket barrier behind a paying traveler, and when stopped, told the guard to fuck off, calling him a fucking dickhead as she fled on to the train. Looking for this cunt held the train up for an hour before she wa finally removed from the train. Ok, cunt for sure, but when it went to court, in her defence she said it was her ‘Rosa Parks moment’, making it seem as though her only crime was not being white. No, it’s because you didn’t pay the fare, you fucking crim, it had nothing to do with race, yet you had to try and make it about it.
Teacher, labour activist, and now a convicted criminal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9380999/Teacher-kicked-train-fare-dodging-said-arrest-Rosa-Parks-moment-court-hears.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

I am fucking sick of seeing these retarded one issue pygmies on the news every fucking day. Salmond, the turd you just can’t flush, like some rusty sash weight lurking around the u bend, has started another single issue jock twat party called Alba, probably after that cheap shit electrical brand. Basically the Westlife to the SNPs Boyzone, whose only goal is independence from the U.K. so they can grovel for EU rule. Hardly fucking independence is it?

They are all fighting like rats in a sack over who’s best at independence bleating, with sticky Nicky watching what she says, in case that blob Salmond takes her to court again. She has more lives than a cat too, keeping her job after all the other shit that kept them in the news the past few weeks.
All politicians are cunts, no exceptions, but what is that makes the Scottish fuckers so unbearable? Everything, it seems to me.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

…and in a similar vain, this from Cuntybollocks 

The mad jocks (and some non-Jock MPs) have voted in new hate speech laws. Here are the highlights:

You can be arrested for comments that ‘Stir up hatred’ (rather ambiguous, eh?)….in the privacy of your own fucking home. Say the wrong thing to little Hamish, be careful. He might tell his feminazi or far left teacher at school tomorrow (who knows, some cunt teachers might just ask little kids directly as to what their families think about certain topics). Next, Taggart will pop around. “There’s bin a misgendurr.”

If you ‘mis-gender’ some freak on the telly in your own fucking home you can be nicked, but you can express ‘antiphy, dislike, ridicule or insult’ against religion but not the gays, trannies or, it seems, immigration policies, if you don’t want too many third worlders allowed in.

Now before you say you should be allowed to ridicule religion…ok I don’t disagree. I just disagree that it’s not ok to not have freedom of speech on the other topics.

The Jock justice minister is a Pakistani too (Humza Yousaf – born in Glasgow, father is Pakistani, mother is Kenyan – DA). One could think he’s out to destroy western civilization, if one were into conspiracy theories. I wonder if he’d support tranny rights in Pakistan? Or if he’d agree with me going into the Pakistani Parliament (as he did the Jock parliament recently to have a go at there being too many honkies in Scotland) and saying “You don’t have enough white people in power. The Pakistani Police chiefs – all brown, the Prime minister- brown, all head teachers – brown”…etc.

Still, the porridge wotsits will still line up to vote for the SNP anyway, because they hate the English.

‘Fuckin’ eejits,’as they would say.

Link is to the Spectator which allows a couple of free articles so I guess it’ll work for most.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/articl

(For the record this pic isn’t Ciara, just some random 20something bint looking a bit glum – DA)

CIARA AND HER POOR 20-SOMETHING FRIENDS:

If you have tears to shed, prepare to shed them now, for the most hard done-by , downtrodden section of the British public (according to them) young wimminz

Ciara is an Oirish girl who was meant to come to Britain last year to continue her “transition”, then we have the actress, now 22 who feels middle age approaching, .. then, but no, sorry my Kleenex is so damp I can’t go on, if I do I will have to call the Samaritans, so bear up and read it for yourselves:

https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/pandemic-effect-young-people-career-regression-b924665.html?itm_source=Internal&itm_channel=homepage_trending_article_component&itm_campaign=editors_picks&itm_content=2

For Gods sake! – these whimpering, self-pitying drama queens are in good health – they have all their lives before them, that tart didn’t have to blow £5,000 on her choppers, the other dame doesn’t need to keep watching “social influencers” to make her feel without. One of them broke up with her boyfriend before the first lockdown – I bet he is grateful for a narrow escape.

Spoilt brats, unable to cope with what the rest of us have to put up with – and if they had been around in previous generations they would have got through it. Today though, wimminz are either martyrs or victims.

Interesting no males contributed to this “Guardian-lite” piece of pseudo intellectual bullsit. Wankers.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs