John Meyer


People desperately seeking to cash in on their former proximity to famous people tend to be creepy cunts but this insect takes the biscuit.

Not satisfied with bigging up his micro talent over the years by harping on about a brief (a few dates in 1968) supposed affair with Judy Garland, the former bar room piano player and alleged composer is now flogging his tawdry recordings of some private phone calls of the long dead international singing phenomenon.

For a mere $60 a throw, Meyer will send you a copy of a 2 CD set – which also includes some shitty ditty that he wrote as a ‘tribute’. Fuck off Meyer and take your pathetic memorabilia with you you sorry sack of shit and be grateful Ms Garland deigned to give such a slime ball the time of day.

https://judygarlandfinalnotes.nyc/

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

British Boxing Fans

I would like to cunt every british boxing fan who insists on trying to sing the Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” before every re-re-re match between two over rated fuckwits.
Just before the WWE inspired entrance from the latest clown who is defending 1 or 2 out of about 20 different belts that exist in this ruined sport the song comes over the speakers and you get tens of thousands of drunken chavs singing;

Sweet Caroline der der der
Good times never seem so bruur
I ser the ser
Der der der
To beleive the wer wer woo!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

https://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11977398/even-anthony-joshua-has-embraced-sweet-caroline-as-boxings-biggest-anthem-says-adam-smith

Dumbing Down the NHS (15)

A cunting for all those in charge of fucking up the NHS, seniors NHS management and the government mostly.

Remember when some mentalist thought it would be a good idea to require a degree to become a nurse?

Now they are saying people should be able to become doctors via an apprenticeship. I shit you not.

https://apple.news/AAev_PXMYT3aW6y-zdIkD3w

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9356709/Aspiring-doctors-qualify-without-medical-degree.html

Want to be a nurse off to uni, want to be a doctor, learn on the job.

Cleaners required, NHS foundation trust, PhD required.

Up is down!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit 

Middle Class Angst

So a middle class girl gets murdered. Terrible, hang the cunt.

Where were these women when hundreds of thousands of white children were raped, abused and murdered by jihadi rape gangs over decades all hushed up by the police. Its all still going on.

RIP Sarah. How about the other lot you fucking mong cunts.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Joe Biden – Leader of the Free World! (8)

Creepy Joe Biden.

I’m sure we’ve all seen by now, the video of Joe Biden failing, twice, to climb the stairs of Air Force One. Y’see? The dumb cunt can’t even fall down properly. You’re supposed to fall DOWN, numbnuts, not up.

There have been some truly awesome means appearing since the incident. They include Trump on a gold course, taking swing, and the ball hitting Biden on the back of the head. Another one is Trump autographing MAGA hats and throwing them, frisbee like into a crowd. One of them lands on Biden’s head.

I couldn’t help but notice though that the MSM have barely covered this incident, which is strange, because they were quick to show Trump falling or sliding. So they get cunted for the cover up. I tell you, I will be amazed if the 25th Amendment isn’t brought into force, and Kameltoe Harris isn’t sworn is a President by the end of the year. Still, I guess falling UP stairs is better than sniffing the hair of females.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9382183/Donald-Trump-Jr-posts-video-showing-father-knocking-Joe-Biden-golf-balls.html

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw