The BBC (72) – Zulu Celebrations

 

According to this, the Zulu nation’s slaughter of the British at the Battle of Isandlwana is part of its ‘proud history’, and the hunting, killing, and skinning of a wild lion for the purposes of playing dress-up is a ‘feat’.

These are, obviously, not examples of war crime or animal cruelty respectively, because such abominations can only ever be enacted by white people.

And not only are they to be condoned, but actually celebrated, and at the expense of any British person with the temerity to own a television.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Mild-Mannered Reporter, Cunt Kent.

80 thoughts on “The BBC (72) – Zulu Celebrations

    • “It’d take an Irishman to give his name to a rotten stinking middle o’ nowhere hole like this.” – Welsh actor Stanley Baker as Lt. John Chard in “Zulu”

      Repeated by General Cuntster while visiting the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C.

  1. The Zulus conquered and absorbed other African tribes, their main weapon was a short spear with a broad head called a ‘ixwa’
    Because that’s the sound made as it’s withdrawn from a wound.

    They were definitely war like, so don’t see how middle class guardianistas can hold them up as role models,
    As they killed tens of thousands of fellow Africans.

    The islanwana massacre isn’t anything to be celebrated but the incredible bravery and true British pluck shown by those who (less than 150 against 4000) fought against the Zulus is.
    🇬🇧🇬🇧

  2. The defeat at Isandhlwana had nothing to do with the courage or military prowess of the Zulu. It was all down to the arrogance and incompetence of Lord Chelmsford, a posh fucking useless cunt and personal friend of Queen Victoria. Our boys should have made mincemeat out of those savages but Chelmsford wasn’t even there. First rule of the military……never divide your army in enemy territory, especially when you don’t know his strength and disposition. Custer made the same arrogant mistake at the Little Big Horn. I swear if those two cunts were alive today one of them would be POTUS and the other would be in charge of Border Force.
    Fuck the BBC.

  3. I got a fucking headache trying to read some of that link.
    This word ffs.
    KwaKhangelamankengane

    The first Zulu killed at Rorkes drift btw was called Will.
    Fire at will…

    A classic on YouTube

    https://bit.ly/3cILJr5

  4. Yet more n*gga shit, fuck off.

    The n*gga gene is alive and kicking in Londonistan, absolute savages.

      • For years, I read that Zulu Dawn was awful, then I finally watched it and it’s brilliant. It’s inaccurate and there’s a fan edit of the film that tries to make it closer to actuality, but as a piece of powerful period filmmaking, it’s great, maybe the last great historical action film of that era.

        It’s weird that there’s never been a big budget Boer War film. There’s a South African produced film, Blood and Glory (2016_ which I haven’t seen, here it is, 133 minutes HD:
        https://www.actvid.com/movie/watch-blood-and-glory-full-59256

        Not Britain’s finest hour, putting women and kids in concentration camps.

  5. I have no intention of celebrating a bunch of savages.
    I will watch the Michael Caine version instead.

    And the BB of C can fuck off.

  6. KwaKhangelamankengane Palace??? Says it all really, who the fuck can say this let alone write it down….

  7. At Isandlwana, a defeat brought about by a chinless aristo commander and his stupidity, the Zulus disembowelled all the defeated troops, including boys.
    King Shaka, an earlier king of the Zulus was responsible for the Mfecane which resulted in the deaths of around a million Africans.
    During Apartheid many Zulus fought against the ANC in Natal.

    Proud history indeed.

  8. Talking of killing wild animals, some dickless white South African cunt was killed the other day because the elephant he had shot several times for fun fell on the cunt.
    Some say he got what he deserved, but I disagree.
    It would have been far better for the cunt to have died from an insignificant insect bite that turned septic, and the cunt had a slow painful feverous death.

    • Or if the elephant would’ve been a pachyderm version of Elton John eh, GS?
      Complete with preposterous syrup, Edna Everage glasses and a trunk full of Columbia’s finest and proceeded to bum the cowardly yarpie to death!
      Or impaled him up the jacksie like Vlad the Impalephant!

  9. I think I’ve told this story but I used to date a Zulu bird, straight up it’s fucking true! Anyway she saw “Zulu Dawn” in a cinema in Harare and she said when our boys were overrun by the Zulus the whole audience stood up and cheered to the rafters. What cunts eh?
    Fuck the BBC again.

  10. The Bolshevik Broadcasting Commune didn’t have to go to Africa to film a documentary featuring war on white people with mass killings and indiscriminate cruelty to animals.

    They could have sent Auntie Beeb to Chicago to film her summer vacation and got the same results.

  11. When it comes to cinema battle scenes my favourite is “Waterloo” with Rod Steiger (great actor, great performance) as Boney. It’s good to see the Frenchies getting a good fucking kicking.
    We should do that more often…….like tomorrow for instance. Can’t come soon enough for me.

      • They don’t make films like that anymore and probably never will again. It’s all trannie superheroes aimed at wokies and the brain dead. Fucking idiots.

    • It is a fine historical film, but was a huge flop in 1970, costing an alleged $22 million and no one went to see it, they wanted Easy Rider type movies at that point. It was directed by Sergei Bondarchuk who had made the 4-part mega-budget Soviet-funded, War and Peace (1964-67). You can watch that overwhelming epic (over 7 hours) on YT now with English subtitles…

      https://www.youtube.com/c/Mosfilm_eng/search?query=war%20and%20peace

      Easily the greatest battle scenes ever filmed. None of the other adaptations of War and Peace come close to this.

      • Hi Le Cunt,

        Our paths have crossed again. Watched Bondarchuk’s War and Peace in one night at a cinema in Manchester. It was shown in two parts. At the long interval, I stretched my legs and walked into a book shop, which had a copy of the Tolstoy classic. Needing two hands to lift it, it fell open at the precise moment the epic film was waiting to begin on my return. I’ve kept that memory since the early seventies.

      • Superb film in my opinion MNC.
        Liked the bit where Earnest was throwing axes at a plaited woman who was supposed to be an adulterer. 😁

      • Mel Gibson has had a great script ready to go for years titled, Berserker about the Norsemen, which would be in the Old Norse language just as he did with Apocalypro, Passion of the Christ and, err… Braveheart. It probably would have been made by now, but Mel had words to say about the Jews, as you may recall. Sequel to Passion the Christ is being made. I can’t wait to see that.

      • Can’t believe the coincidence Monsieur Le Cunt. I have a copy of “Come and See”. Only on VHS. I copied it from the early days of FilmFour, when a subscriber saw all the world cinema films the channel could throw a you, for as little as £5 per month. It was a sad moment when channel 4 couldn’t afford the cost and had to go free to air with adverts and shite.

    • The Americans, The French, Russia, The Germans and every other country involved in the WW11 conflict. Except the UK. What have we got out of it, Fucking Colour Blindness, Thousand’s of sand dwellers. Every fucking foreign person on this planet.
      By the way I am not Waycist I just hate the cunts.

  12. The article seems to have been written by an impaired child.

    I assume that’s by design for the thick soy cunts who swallow this pig shit.

    Fucking Zulus?

    Even the laughable “article” can’t hide the stupidity and savagery of the cunts.

    Sometimes I like a bit of revisionist history..such as if we’d stayed out of the Darkie Continent and let the Prussians have at it…there’d be no history nor nowt else of note for these blek beggars,they would have been totally eradicated.

    Fuck Off.

    • As I can’t be arsed to read the nom link UT…are we on about London in this nom?

      • It’s a rabble of afrikunts so I dare say the location is immaterial.

        Wherever they are savagery and a complete collapse of civilised society surely follows.

    • If this isn’t another license canceller I don’t know what is. For the Bloody Bastard Cunts to survive, they’re going to have to reinstate all the racists, paedophiles and homophobics they sacked, to put them back on their feet. How ironic is that.

  13. There was a Zulu celebration 200m from my front door at 2am this morning.

    One shot dead and one in clink.

    Heard it all kicking off.

    Thanks RBKC and thanks Grenfell scum for bringing your third world tribal conflicts to West Londonistan!

    • Maybe you could go on Facebook marketplace and sell one of my ‘witch doctored’ fridges, Odin.
      Create a real-life disaster movie…”Grenfell 2: Back to the Inferno”

      • I’m armed to the teeth and own Israeli military issue body armour.

        I’m just pissed off there was gunplay and I wasn’t invited to show them how to shoot more accurately.

        Only one dead is a fucking travesty when semi automatic weapons are involved.

    • A shotgun will settle a Triffid’s hash, as demonstrated by Maurice “Gangsters” Colbourne in the TV series. The buzz-saw triffid guns were quite cool, but probably took a bit too long to reload.

  14. From historical data, it seems Zulus only win flights if they massively outnumber their opposition.

    And they sometimes lose them anyway, the useless cunts.

    Chiggun.

    • I once fought off a pack of Zulus Cuntybollocks.

      They ratpacked me, hoping to pull me to the ground and dash out my brains.

      “UNGOWWA!!”
      I roared and flexed my mighty chest throwing them this way and that,
      Grabbing one I snapped his neck like a twig.
      I grabbed another his eyes wide and white with terror,
      I lifted him above my head and dashed him against a tree.

      The rest took to their heels .

      Nowadays they still worship me,
      Lord of the jungle they call me,
      Or great white ape.

      This is how I remember it anyway,
      Long time ago,
      And there was only 20 of them.

      • The B@W films were the best education MNC and Tarzan was know exception, the Da loved Johnny Tarzan and hence was a fine swimmer to cross a bay might i add, he passed it on.
        He also liked the House of Mushers, ahead of his time was my Da

      • No he didn’t pass the Musher house affliction on he wasn’t like that, its just that he had nicknames for everything when i was young ,for example if salad was for dinner, tea. A Bugs Bunny he would call it and so on, many many more if i dare to remember

  15. it’s a little known fact that the action scenes from Zulu were filmed behind a bike shed in Worcestershire.

  16. In fact I think the government have missed a trick (unusual but every little helps”).

    Classify ethnic illegals and other rubbish as nuclear waste,encase the useless cunts in concrete and dump them into the Atlantic.

    Eco friendly and final.

    Victory.

    • Adecco contracts do that, they go through dodgy Swiss brokers. Just actually Google how many government home office contracts are given to them it will make you heave.

  17. Tough Zulu’s ? The chap in header picture has I believe a roll neck jumper on, is off to deliver some honky Milk Tray after his photo shoot.

  18. Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming
    Can’t you see their spearpoints gleaming
    See their warrior pennants streaming
    To this battle field

    Men of Harlech stand ye steady
    It can not be ever said ye
    For the battle were not ready
    Welshmen never yield

    From the hills rebounding
    Let this war cry sounding
    Summon all at Cambria’s call
    The mighty foe surrounding

    Men of Harlech on to glory
    This will every be your story
    Keep these burning words before ye
    Welshmen will not yield

  19. There once was a John Makaula-White. His dad was a Zulu, & his mum was born in Kent. He owned among others a Triumph 500 motorcycle, which he raced, and would often be heard ‘trying it out’ around the roads in the local villages. He became the 29th victim of the Isle Of Man T.T. in 1950. “At least I can rest now,” his mum apparently told my nan afterwards.

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