Scottish Politics & Scottish MPs


I am fucking sick of seeing these retarded one issue pygmies on the news every fucking day. Salmond, the turd you just can’t flush, like some rusty sash weight lurking around the u bend, has started another single issue jock twat party called Alba, probably after that cheap shit electrical brand. Basically the Westlife to the SNPs Boyzone, whose only goal is independence from the U.K. so they can grovel for EU rule. Hardly fucking independence is it?

They are all fighting like rats in a sack over who’s best at independence bleating, with sticky Nicky watching what she says, in case that blob Salmond takes her to court again. She has more lives than a cat too, keeping her job after all the other shit that kept them in the news the past few weeks.
All politicians are cunts, no exceptions, but what is that makes the Scottish fuckers so unbearable? Everything, it seems to me.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

…and in a similar vain, this from Cuntybollocks 

The mad jocks (and some non-Jock MPs) have voted in new hate speech laws. Here are the highlights:

You can be arrested for comments that ‘Stir up hatred’ (rather ambiguous, eh?)….in the privacy of your own fucking home. Say the wrong thing to little Hamish, be careful. He might tell his feminazi or far left teacher at school tomorrow (who knows, some cunt teachers might just ask little kids directly as to what their families think about certain topics). Next, Taggart will pop around. “There’s bin a misgendurr.”

If you ‘mis-gender’ some freak on the telly in your own fucking home you can be nicked, but you can express ‘antiphy, dislike, ridicule or insult’ against religion but not the gays, trannies or, it seems, immigration policies, if you don’t want too many third worlders allowed in.

Now before you say you should be allowed to ridicule religion…ok I don’t disagree. I just disagree that it’s not ok to not have freedom of speech on the other topics.

The Jock justice minister is a Pakistani too (Humza Yousaf – born in Glasgow, father is Pakistani, mother is Kenyan – DA). One could think he’s out to destroy western civilization, if one were into conspiracy theories. I wonder if he’d support tranny rights in Pakistan? Or if he’d agree with me going into the Pakistani Parliament (as he did the Jock parliament recently to have a go at there being too many honkies in Scotland) and saying “You don’t have enough white people in power. The Pakistani Police chiefs – all brown, the Prime minister- brown, all head teachers – brown”…etc.

Still, the porridge wotsits will still line up to vote for the SNP anyway, because they hate the English.

‘Fuckin’ eejits,’as they would say.

Link is to the Spectator which allows a couple of free articles so I guess it’ll work for most.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/articl

Pandemic Life is so tough for 20somethings

(For the record this pic isn’t Ciara, just some random 20something bint looking a bit glum – DA)

CIARA AND HER POOR 20-SOMETHING FRIENDS:

If you have tears to shed, prepare to shed them now, for the most hard done-by , downtrodden section of the British public (according to them) young wimminz

Ciara is an Oirish girl who was meant to come to Britain last year to continue her “transition”, then we have the actress, now 22 who feels middle age approaching, .. then, but no, sorry my Kleenex is so damp I can’t go on, if I do I will have to call the Samaritans, so bear up and read it for yourselves:

https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/pandemic-effect-young-people-career-regression-b924665.html?itm_source=Internal&itm_channel=homepage_trending_article_component&itm_campaign=editors_picks&itm_content=2

For Gods sake! – these whimpering, self-pitying drama queens are in good health – they have all their lives before them, that tart didn’t have to blow £5,000 on her choppers, the other dame doesn’t need to keep watching “social influencers” to make her feel without. One of them broke up with her boyfriend before the first lockdown – I bet he is grateful for a narrow escape.

Spoilt brats, unable to cope with what the rest of us have to put up with – and if they had been around in previous generations they would have got through it. Today though, wimminz are either martyrs or victims.

Interesting no males contributed to this “Guardian-lite” piece of pseudo intellectual bullsit. Wankers.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Henry Cole

(Cole is the third big tit, in the middle – DA)

This former smack rat and millionaire pretend hippy biker is on the TV more and more sticking his face into everything,

“find it fix it flog it” being one where he travels around with failed Brookside actor and general all round tit Simon O’Brien “just happening to find” stuff in peoples barns which they then bodge over and sell for a completely unrealistic amount of money after boggle eyed “restorer” Gemma Longworth (think the Female Jay Blades but with a chainsaw Scouse accent and big wobbly tits) paints it a bloody stupid colour or Coles head monkey Guy polishes it or fits a new spark plug.

He is also on a series where he rides someone else’s motorcycle around paradise pretending to be Mr hardcore biker, then spends his entire time whining about how awful the places he visits are for daring to make a living – Kalgoorlie in Australia was the latest where he was whining about the dreadful environmental damage done by the commercial gold mining – seemingly forgetting that the gold mining industry employs tens of thousands of people earning good wages for hard dirty graft, makes Australia a fortune which is “pretty useful” for a place which is effectively a mineral rich dustbowl and conveniently neglecting to mention the environmental impact of having planeloads of film crew, equipment and motorcycles transported around half the planet for his jollies.

Sneering, whining holier than thou hypocrite prick and yet another who seems to think we need to be preached at and treated like idiots – how about being a bit more humble, appreciating you are being paid a fortune and knocking the Greta Thunderbird shit on the head Henry – I am sick and fucking tired of it.

Wait while I do my TV series next year when I ride around the UK coast on the bicycle (I am determined to do it before I get too old to) called “The Fox eats pies, pedals about a bit and swears at people” – I think with a catchy title such as that the TV companies will be queuing up for the rights!

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

https://www.henrycole.tv/about-henry

Dawn Bilbrough – NHS Drama Nurse

A weeping and wailing cunting at Holby City, please for this drama queen nurse Ms. Bilbrough. Last year in March she delivered a weepy creepy pity-me message in a Coronation Street voice, because of bulk buyers (which was and remains beyond the pale) because “there’s no fruit and no vegetables and how am I going to stay healthy?” sob, sob, gasp, gasp.

Well she’s back:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56472115

Nurse Snowflake has just held forth on Wireless 4 World At One (“when you a nurse, you give a little bit of yourself…. [nursing] was a childhood dream….I am a professional” all poured out to Victoria Derbyshire at her most sympathetic, Ms. Bilburgh gave her all. It was a performance that would have eclipsed Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.

Anyway, childhood dream or no, she is thinking of “quitting”.

Rejoice at that news!

Anybody so teary, but so self important, yet can’t control their emotions should never be in health care “She gaveth for others, so that others might live” as Ray Galton and Alan Simpson wrote for Tony Hancock sixty years ago (“The Blood Donor”)

Enough already!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

The Leftwaffe & St Greta

The Leftwaffe, yet again. A comedian I’d forgotten all about tweeted a joke about Swedish eco loon, Greta Thumbnail and predictably, the left are all over him. The joke was:

“As soon as Greta discovers cock, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in.”

Not the funniest of jokes. But then, Lee isn’t the funniest of comedians. I view him as a kind of white Nish Kumar, but far less to the left. But, it’s freedom of speech and she’s 18 now. She put herself in the spotlight, and people are entirely free to satirise, lampoon, criticise or deride her in public. Unless you’re the Leftwaffe of course. In which case, all negative words against Saint Greta of Thumbnail MUST be erased.

I’ve never found Lee particularly funny, and the joke certainly isn’t. But he has ever right to say it, without entitled little Nazi lefties getting their Bridget Jones type knickers in a twist. So, fuck off Leftwaffe. You bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw