Now the Furlough system was a wonderful thing, without it I would have been totally fucked and I do wonder how it will ever be compensated for.

Great system as it was/ still is for some there are always cunts who abuse the system and take the piss, lazy work shy cunts who will still be claiming it in 20 years if they can.
The people that really boil my piss are the rich people who claim this Victoria Beckham, that cunt that plays Allan Partridge you know the type, minted but tighter than a ducks butt and I’m sure if we checked loads of the sleb cunts have been doing it under another name I suspect, cunts one and all.

But causing me to choke on my marmalade and toast this morning was the news that the Saudi royal family have been claiming it for those in the UK,,, WTF the richest family in the world WTF claimed furlough WTF.

You know the cunts I mean the greasy Isis looking mother fuckers who blast up and down outside Harrods in their gold wrapped Lamboghini,s with no insurance and a glove box full of speeding and parking fines for their man servant to pay the infidels later on,if they get caught, the same cunts who barge past on the pavement or let a door slam in your face all while wearing a diamond encrusted monstrosity watch that costs more than my house…. Those fucking treble cunts.

Now doesn’t that bring a spark of warmth to your heart to know those cunts are claiming Furlough and we are going to be paying it back into the system for the rest of our lives,.
There should be a special government department for collecting said oil spills and grease balls and ransoming them back to their families, you can even add on some quid for the traffic violation costs and a ticket back to Saudi, it can be called Furlough off you cunts, its not like we, re not supporting loads of other money grabbing cunts from abroad anyway…… Furlo off and don’t come back camel jockeys….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(Further info here – DA https://www.thenational.scot/news/19175917.covid-billionaires-bnp-saudi-royals-claim-billions-uk-furlough-scheme/ )

Having spent an hour of my life I’ll never get back changing all the bleeding digital and battery operated clocks, I’d like to nominate this bizzarre practice we go through bi-anually.

For the sake of our sanity, enough, already.

Why, just why, are we still doing this? There’s only x amount of bloody daylight in a day, we aren’t fooling anybody by pretending we get longer mornings/evenings.

Stop it, stop it now!

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

Katherine Hiegl, who cares?

Yet another actress who thinks she’s more interesting than she actually is, and chooses to share her personal life in public for the benefit of her “fans”.

I’ve no idea who this self obsessed cunt is, I’ve never seen Firefly, which she purportedly starred in.

You’ve had neck surgery, have pronounced yourself as ” now bionic”, presumably to make yourself sound more interesting.

Nothing to do with no longer being young & nubile, then?

https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/20210317109119/katherine-heigl-shares-unexpected-health-news/

Nominated by: Jessum Priest 

I don’t wish for this nom to be a sweeping generalisation, but it hacks me off that in terms of the vaccine jab priority list it would seem the unhealthy cunts among us will get the jab before those who take some form of responsibility for their health!

I know of a couple of people just up the road from us, who are fat irresponsible cunts and are constantly ringing up their local health clinic demanding to know when they will get their jabs, stating that they are in poor health, and are now in the next official priority group to have the jab!

Both of them are long-term smokers, and are forever buying packs of beer more or less every week (Regular Asda home deliveries and the noise of empty tins being tipped into their overflowing recycle bin). And they often moan to us about having to queue at the local Maccy D’s or KFCs for their late night dinners.

Admittedly they both work – not sure what they do – and they don’t have kids. But they’re both obese, are asthmatic, one has diabetes Type 1, and the other Type 2. She also has arthritis in her ankles and knees.

But because of all this they seem to think they are a priority because “Our health is at stake!” they moan on Fuckbook.

Just like most things in life: if you’re a model citizen, pay your taxes, stay out of trouble, don’t overstretch yourself financially, and look after your health and believe in all things in moderation, then you’re a fucking fool because you’re at the bottom of the entitled food chain.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Courtesy Labour List – the gift that keeps on giving – a Red Wall cunting please for former Labour M.P. Dr Paul Williams, who got slung out of Parliament in 2019, for being anti-Brexit, and trying to frustrate the Brexit process by advocating a 2nd (no doubt rigged) referendum.

Hartlepool needs a new MP since the previous incumbent resigned on Monday – two days later and Williams was crowned the candidate on a massive shorttlist – of ONE – inflited on them by Dame Keir’s arselikers at head office:

https://labourlist.org/2021/03/doctor-williams-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-nec-impositions/

Needless to say the faithful are delighted.

Say Hartlepool and you automatically think of one name – pantomime Dame Peter Mandelson. Enough said – the constituency obviously embrace Commie sleaze.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs