Brauer College, Australia

A well deserve Cunting for Brauer College in Warrnambool, Victoria, Australia.

At a school assembly all the boys in the school were made to stand up and apologise to every girl in the school for male inflicted sexual assault and rape. Many of these young boys were only 11 or 12 and had no idea what they were apologising for and why they had to say sorry. One of these young boys said “ I don’t think it’s okay to be sexually assaulted. I felt a bit under pressure to stand up and if I didn’t I felt like I was a bad person.” The school has so far failed to apologise.

This is the way our world is going, where masculinity is held to be so inherently toxic that even children have to apologise for the supposed inherited sins of their sex. What about female violence to men, a growing problem and one which the authorities refuse to acknowledge? Will young girls be made to stand up and apologise to men for their inherited sins of nagging and gaslighting? No I thought not – because it is, of course an absurd notion, to extrapolate from the sins of a few and apply them to an entire sex.

Welcome to the 21st century? What a cunt it’s turning out to be.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/03/30/australian-schoolboys-made-apologise-girls-rape-behalf-their-gender/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine 

The Uninsured (2)

A once in a hundred year, Lloyds of London cunting for fuckers who do not insure their property and then cry for assistance when shit happens.

We have just had major flooding here in New South Wales following a bloody long torrential downpour ( 7 days and nights ) and yes, many poor bastards have lost everything and yes, my heart goes out to them.

Many who have been interviewed on TV and Radio have said things like “At least we are insured ” so of course they are traumatised but will get some financial recompense and nothing can make up for the sentimental losses

but the ones who make my piss temperature elevate are the ones who are begging for Community or Government compensation because they did not have insurance. Fuck off, don’t build your house on a flood plain and then moan if you get flooded and don’t have insurance. If that makes me a heartless cunt then so be it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395309/Windsor-flooding-near-Sydney-Picture-tiny-patch-grass-sums-New-South-Wales-floods.html

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt 

Exorcisms


Exorcism is a cunt, isn’t it.

• Have you got a ghost in your house?
• Are you a bit gullible?
• Do you think you might be possessed by a demon?
• The power of Christ compels thee to hire ….an exorcist!

Yes, exorcism is on the rise in the 21st Century. In the US, the church is training “spiritual warriors” to cast out the devil from people who believe an evil spirit is moving shit vases around the dining room. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nations.

However, it’s not just in credulous catholic countries. Two people were recently arrested in Sri Lanka after a 9-year-old girl, who was repeatedly beaten during a ritual, died. The two women, the one performing the exorcism and the girl’s own mother, believed the ceremony would drive away an evil spirit. The exorcist attempted this babble by putting oil on the girl and then hitting her repeatedly with a cane until the girl lost consciousness and died (https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/3/2/girl-9-dies-after-being-caned-during-exorcism-in-sri-lanka).

Here’s a UK Muzlim from a few years ago having an exorcism from a bearded charlatan reading a foreign book with squiggly letters then blowing on him (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20357997). I’ve seen better acting on Rentaghost.

Soul of Claypole, sanctify me; Passion of Claypole, strengthen me; Body of Claypole, save me; Save me from this nonsensical crock of bilge.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Peter Mandelson (7)

A limp-wristed cunting please, in the prettiest shade of pink, for old has-been, Gaylord Mandelson, who at 67, is still proving he can crawl under a snakes belly with a top hat on:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56461679

If he truly believes Starmer “radiates competence”, I feel his Lordship is losing his marbles, or needs a dictionary. Poor old unemployed cunt – there are no depths to which he will plumb to feel “important” again. The Duchess of Hartlepool feels those “expenses” calling again. Time to retire, duckie.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Anyannah Ndukwe

This is a tale of a woman getting caught trying to get a free train journey. She was spotted squeezing through the ticket barrier behind a paying traveler, and when stopped, told the guard to fuck off, calling him a fucking dickhead as she fled on to the train. Looking for this cunt held the train up for an hour before she wa finally removed from the train. Ok, cunt for sure, but when it went to court, in her defence she said it was her ‘Rosa Parks moment’, making it seem as though her only crime was not being white. No, it’s because you didn’t pay the fare, you fucking crim, it had nothing to do with race, yet you had to try and make it about it.
Teacher, labour activist, and now a convicted criminal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9380999/Teacher-kicked-train-fare-dodging-said-arrest-Rosa-Parks-moment-court-hears.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye