Bigging Up Your Life

How bad the journalism at the Guardian has become. I know Malcolm Muggeridge worked for The Guardian in the thirties. Reporting from Soviet Russia telling of the communist experiment there. That was in the thirties. Now we have in 2021-

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/mar/22/this-is-radical-love-the-glorious-rich-history-of-black-queer-britain

There is a paywall I’m afraid. But it’s not so much the subject matter. Its how they’ve done it-which is to to give 2 friends the opportunity to basically show their old snaps, where they hung out and turn it into history. In this case something they’ve called black queer history.

Yes there he is an old snap with his friend. It looks like a snap you’d take just before you went out in a Saturday night. But in this case it ‘around the time’ when black queers were coming out. And they were off to some ‘legendary’ nightclub that catered for them..

Then his ‘report’ I suppose you’d call it reveals that a lot of the gay bars frequented by blacks back then were owned by white homosexual men. But then the ‘legendary’ (can’t remember the name of the club) owned by a black queer was opened. And the black queers felt more comfortable there

You’d have to read the bullshit but I think as I say there’s a pay wall.

Anyhow more generally this bigging up your life to be part of ‘history’ I think needs calling out. What comes to mind are bands in my home town who got really famous…er…in my hometown.

On their websites (names made up) it says– It all started when Dave and Rob accidentally bumped into each other in The Dove Inn. They had known each other at school. They found out that they had a great love for The Cure (or some other band) and decided there and then to play together. That was the beginning.

Then they met Craig the drummer and he ‘introduced’ to his mate Alan who was greatly influenced by Motorhead and he brought that ,(some muso waffle about the ‘new wave’ and how they were a part of it() and they developed their sound.

Oh that first gig who would have known that that was just the beginning ….and so on and so on.

But wait I know you lot. Craig wasn’t ‘introduced’ to you he fell over you in the pub drunk. How do I know? I was there! .

You only played in town. It wasn’t anything great or historical (even for the town)

Maybe I’m being a bit too hard. Everyone likes to put their best face forward as it were
Really what I’m getting is the idea ‘we’re all celebrities now’.I might start my own. That was a famous day for me John as and Steve when we were photographed posing with our putters for The Barnsley Chronicle! That was a famous day when we were 8 years old in the history of our gang. (thats story’s true, the names as well)

As I get old I am becoming more and detached from the world. I can say say honestly I am happy to have lived and died a nonentity. I didn’t live a life of historical importance. Nothing truly out of the ordinary happened to me.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

I nominate Angela Rayner for expenses cunt of the week. Apparently its ok to be a cunt spending £250 of taxpayers money on a set of Apple pro headphones because its “nothing” compared to the amount the tories wasted on track and trace and she has to be a zoom cunt for 4 hours a day. Well cunt, its thinking that £250 of taxpayers money is nothing that is the problem, but coming from a party full of cunts who have never been very good at managing other peoples money it is not surprising.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/14308322/labours-angela-rayne-apologise-airpod-expenses/

(Link provided by the handsome and clever Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: DeNominator

That utter oaf Steve Bray is up for nomination again.

Having learnt zilch from shouting himself hoarse in Paliament Square for months on end he is back on the radio bemoaning the proposed public order laws.

He knows that his moronic voice exceeds the new decibel level and – get this – believes his beloved EU would leap to his defence if only the great British public hadn’t been stupid enough to vote for Brexit.

He really is a clown but a very annoying and unfunny one. His constant bellowing drowned out anyone being interviewed outside Parliament, including his heroes such as Dominc Grieve and Anny Sourbury. Happily both were soon grieving and sour as they lost their seats. Like the Welsh idiot Bray they are total LOSERS. We don’t want to hear their whinging voices ever again.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-anti-protest-police-bill-23740625
(Link provided by the drop dead gorgeous Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Graham Nash is a cunt.
The least talented of CSNY, but the most up himself out of them. His constant anti-Trump whining is beyond a piss take. The twat isn’t even American, yet he yaks on and on about how ‘bad’ Big Don is and how Trump has killed free speech. Doesn’t give a fuck about what’s happening in his native Manchester though, eh? Lectures on the (ex) US President from a millionaire rock relic from Salford? Hilarious.

Then there’s the staggering self importance. This cunt seemingly genuinely believes that he changed the world. Changed the world with several twee hippy songs that were average at best. He still thinks that people listen to him and/or CSNY because they have a ‘message’ for the world. It was an absurd enough idea in the 60s and 70s, but it’s even more daft that he still believes it. A bunch of feuding, coke guzzling ancient egomaniacs who shared the same hippy slappers are not the sort of people I look to for inspiration or wise words. The fact that they are still scrapping over petty squabbles and their latest tarts shows they haven’t changed a bit and how ridiculous they still are. Pushing 80 and still leaving their wives for hippychick trollops and fighting over it? Real peace and love that, eh? Never trust a hippy.

Nominated by: Norman

Cultural appropriation of the white man’s things

The Wikipedia definition seems to be something like “A dominant culture appropriating items from a minority culture”.

You know, honkies wearing dreadlocks, honkies wearing sombreros etc.

Actually, it only seems to be a problem when the honky man does it, I seem to notice.

And ‘minority culture’? Honkies are a minority in some UK cities already. Wait until the next census results (if they dare release them!)

This means honkies in those towns and cities will have the right to tell the dark keys and peacefuls to stop using the following items:

Electricity
The internet
Phones
Cars
Buses
Planes
Bicycles
Motorcycles
Boats
Hovercrafts
Computers
Modern medicine
Printed media (printing press)
Television
Radio
Washing machines
Dishwashers
Ovens
Fridges and freezers
Most modern clothing
Glass windows
Cement
Roads
Food from modern farming
Food from modern factory methods
Baby milk
Nappies
Prams
Modern educational methods
Glasses and contact lenses
False limbs
Football
Tennis
Cricket
Golf
Rugby

And many more things, I’m sure!

In fact, seeing as by conservative estimates that only 9% of the world is white, then we can apply this globally too, can’t we? Seeing as we’re all global citizens now, right?

Fuck off the honky man’s stuff. Back to the mud huts and caves with the lot of you!

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks