Graham Nash


Graham Nash is a cunt.
The least talented of CSNY, but the most up himself out of them. His constant anti-Trump whining is beyond a piss take. The twat isn’t even American, yet he yaks on and on about how ‘bad’ Big Don is and how Trump has killed free speech. Doesn’t give a fuck about what’s happening in his native Manchester though, eh? Lectures on the (ex) US President from a millionaire rock relic from Salford? Hilarious.

Then there’s the staggering self importance. This cunt seemingly genuinely believes that he changed the world. Changed the world with several twee hippy songs that were average at best. He still thinks that people listen to him and/or CSNY because they have a ‘message’ for the world. It was an absurd enough idea in the 60s and 70s, but it’s even more daft that he still believes it. A bunch of feuding, coke guzzling ancient egomaniacs who shared the same hippy slappers are not the sort of people I look to for inspiration or wise words. The fact that they are still scrapping over petty squabbles and their latest tarts shows they haven’t changed a bit and how ridiculous they still are. Pushing 80 and still leaving their wives for hippychick trollops and fighting over it? Real peace and love that, eh? Never trust a hippy.

Nominated by: Norman

62 thoughts on “Graham Nash

  1. Crosby, stills and Nash were just a backing group for the vastly more talented Neil Young.

      • Stills and Young were the talent.
        Crosby is a cunt, but he’s a likable rogue sometimes.

        I still love what Nash was told when he left The Hollies.

        Nash said to singer, Allan Clarke, ‘I am leaving the group, And nothing is going to change my mind’.

        Clarke simply replied, deadpan, ‘You’d better fuck off then’.

  2. Another old cunt well past his sell-by, with nothing to say other than being controversial in order to stay relevant.

  3. Slagging the Tangoman is hardly controversial in Yankland, not with 95% of the MSM on your side not to mention the dildoes on soshul meeja. Not much of a hippy rebel these days….. now he’s “the man”.
    Wanker.

  4. It just shows how little relevance these bitter, twisted clowns have when they continue whining about a Man who is no longer President than the current “alleged President” keeping children in cages.
    Hush now Graham – you’re a twat!

  5. Buffalo Springfield were ace.

    The Hollies were also a good band, with a very good guitarist and drummer in Tony Hicks and Bobby Elliott. Nash’s best contribution to the group was ‘King Midas In Reverse’, a bitter psychedelic gem. But the cunt left his wife and family in Manchester to shack up with some hippy tart (Joni Thingy) in Califorina and it changed him for the worse. His ego went through the roof. All that syrupy hippy twaddle he did with CSNY? He even did a song called ‘We Can Change The World’. I mean, for fuck’s sake…

    I hear him and Croz are feuding yet again. Over some other hippy slapper, no doubt. They’re like a hippy version of Harry Enfield’s Old Gits,

  6. I suppose he might take a different view if a load of people started taking pot shots at him via social media and MSM!

    He’d soon scream “I’m offended” and “This is bullying” and “I’m an old man” blah blah.

    Someone needs to change his colostomy bag because he really is full of shite!

  7. The Hollies were better when he left. I saw them in Wythenshaw (Golden Garter) in 1975. Brilliant. Have quite a few of their songs on my car USB.
    Nash should stay under his rock.

  8. At least Trump could speak.And if he had like this senile old twat the Millitary pushed on by the state would have crossed the Rubicon. What id love to know from these cunts ,from the BBC to CNN is “who the fuck is in charge of the nuclear codes”. It aint Biden. The Democrat party is the most dangerous organisation in world history at this point. They are as mad as the Bolshevicks but have the religious fervour of the Ayatollahs. Its not going to end well

  9. Ace cunting Norman!

    Crosby was great in The Byrds.
    Stills was great in Buffalo Springfield.
    Nash I’ve never had any time for whatsoever.
    Young is great, full stop.

    Collectively they were a bunch of self important cunts. One of those groups whose records I would not have in my collection even if you paid me.

    • What I think may piss off Nash, RTC is he is not in the same league as Gene Clark, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Stephen Stills, Roger McGuinn or any of that lot and he knows it. So he has to keep going ‘Look! I’m over here!’ and spouting his hippy claptrap. Had a Beatle or a Stone wanted to join Stills, Crosby and Young, they wouldn’t even have considered him. Rumour is they wanted George Harrison or Steve Winwood, but had to settle for Nash instead. The 321 Dusty Bin of rock supergroups.

      • Gene Clark is a great shout. Will pop White Light on now you’ve reminded me

    • Can´t understand this admiration for whiny-voiced Neil Young and his monotonous nasal dirge “Heart of Gold”. He is an ungrateful sod too. A Canadian living in the US yet he sued The Donald for playing one of his songs, another pile of shit called “Rocking in the Free World”, at his campaign rallies. My idea of a nightmare jamming session would be Young, Paul McCartney, Fat Reg, Bruce Springsteen and Rod Stewart warbling away together.

      • Springsteen and his carefully cultivated Blue Collar working man image makes me want to projectile vomit.
        And he always sounds like he’s straining out a massive shit…

  10. I Almost Cut My Hair just before Christmas, but I didn’t and I wonder why. Very shortsighted of me but I Carry On and know that I Mi
    ght As Well Have A Good Time
    before my Black Queen returns¹ next week.

    ¹ she is not a Country Girl but a BlackBird from London

    • Impeccable research and a fine cunting btw Norman. They were a group of twats at Woodstock (not the pub on Barlow Moor Road, MNC) and they evidently still are.

      If I were a gambling man (which fortunately I am not) I could have quite easily lost a substantial pissed-up wager that at least one of these old frauds was long-dead (if not all of ’em).

  11. Silly old twat thinks he’s cool because he shagged Joni Mitchell who is super talented but a complete Munter, “He painted Salford Smokey tops on Carrd board boxes from the shops”, by far better than anything he has ever wrote.!

    • Crosby stills Nash and young truth be told were great,
      Their vocal harmonics brilliant.
      But as people?
      Spoilt old dinosaurs playing out that hippy bullshit.
      While I like their music im guessing in a social scenario id set fire to their heads?
      Neil Young was always fighting with Stephen Stills,
      And upset the Allman brothers with his song “Southern Man’ which they took personally.
      Hes lucky he didn’t run into them at the time!
      Their manager stabbed a venue owner to death who refused to pay the band.
      Rednecks to a man theyd of rattled Neils teeth.
      Neils a hippies name….

      • Ps good nom Norman,
        Knew it was yours straight off.
        I like the music noms.
        👍👍👍

      • Cheers MNC. Derek and the Dominos were also great.
        Eric Clapton and Duane Allman in the same band.
        Their drummer was a psycho though.

        I think Crosby Stills and Young picked the wrong Graham.
        Graham Gouldman (also from Manchester) was a much better songwriter and musician. The hits he wrote for The Hollies and his integral part in 10cc come to mind.

      • Norman@
        Being Stockport born & bred,
        10cc are big part of growing up.
        Have a Strawberry Studios magnet on the fridge and strawberry studios mugs in the kitchen.
        Mate of mine saw Terry Hall outside as a young lad,
        Asked for his autograph,
        He said hed be out shortly and never did.☹️
        Broke my mates fuckin little heart.

      • 10cc were too ahead of their time back then.

        Nowadays, the sardonic and observational lyrics and wordplay are way too far beyond the comprehension of most young, snot-nosed Millenials.

      • I thought it was Lynyrd Skynyrd that we’re offended by southern man and as a result wrote sweet home Alabama in response

  12. As Tony Todd growled at Nicholas Cage apropos Elton John in ‘The Rock’.

    ‘I don’t listen to soft-ass shit!’

    • The best put down or derisory term I ever heard. Watching a programme about James Taylor and Carole King and the session musicians behind them ‘the mellow mafia’.
      I mean they were as ruthless as anyone else. Behind the supposedly sift exteriors.
      Also another thing on the programme Carole King singing ‘So Far Away’ it was about her young daughter. And yes it cut to the daughter who confirmed that she did feel abandoned by her mother when she was small. She’d listen to ‘Far Away ‘ on the radio and think of her mother.
      I always thought James Taylor had a really hard face.

  13. Not seen it in years, and only seen it once, in the late 80s, a CSNY film called ‘celebration at Big Sur” .
    It was shot in 60s at the height of the hippy scene in Big Sur California and to be honest it looked idyllic.
    At one point they stop jamming because someone sees a whale,
    (Its on the Pacific coast).
    Id of enjoyed that.

    • Stills could write a song on any subject and is an amazing guitarist/multi instrumentaist.
      Crosby wrote some great songs and was more out there /jazz orientated. His voice with Nash was sublime.
      Young is an over hyped writer (cripple creek ferry?,dont make me laugh). Has a reedy nasal twang that grates.
      Nash,fuck me where to begin? Got lucky with teach your children,otherwise a work a day writer/singer.
      This guy is so together man he shacked up with Amy Grantham some 50 years younger than him leaving his wife of 38 years thereby. Cunt cant see Grantham is not into his festering old body or 5th form schoolboy warblings,. In this case Nash it is all about the money man! Fuckwit has nothing to tell me.

    • Oh aye, they were proper cunts. Joni Mitchell had a baby in Canada, but she basically offloaded it for adoption, just so she could eff off to California and pursue her career. Slept around with Crosby, Nash and fuck knows how many others, became a huge success and the kid never heard from her. Not the hippy Princess Innocent Knickers that those cunts at Rolling Stone magazine like to portray her as, eh?

  14. Wikipedia calls CSN&Y a “supergroup”. Ok. Was Nash that prominent before CSN&Y? Seems to me he’s best known BECAUSE of CSN&Y. He’ll I’m only 50 what the fuck do I care. Before my time.

    • It’s like when Humble Pie were called a Supergroup. There was Steve Marriott of Small Faces, of course. But Peter Frampton was in pop act The Herd and the other two weren’t in big groups at all.

      They were fucking good though.

      • Some non-entity groups have been called “Supergroups “. I don’t know what the term means? Examples are Toto, Asia and Supertramp. Now these bands have had some good songs, but mostly they seem one hit wonders.

      • The Blind Faith album cover though. Definitely would not be able to market that these days. Who knows, the way things are going, you could end up on the sex offenders register for having the CD.

      • Funny thing is, it didn’t seem that controversial back in the day. At least, not to us schoolboys. It’s Ginger Baker’s daughter, you know.

  15. Paul McCuntney thought that Graham Nash’s vocal sound on Can’t Let Go was made by a trumpet.

    He was actually correct in his assertion – a massive cunt trumpet.

  16. Stevie Winwood has got more talent in his bell-end, than these, er, bell-ends!

    A better keyboard player. A better guitarist. A better percussionist. Most definitely a better singer.

    Dig out some if his lockdown stuff on YouTube-his voice sounds as strong and clear as it did on “keep on running”, when he was a lad of 15.

    The most talented musician in British music, for my money.

    Followed by Paul Carrick.

    • I thought it was that irritating, whiny shit-gibbon Graham cunt from Blur being cunted but no, it’s that irritating, whiny shit-gibbon Graham cunt from CSN.

      Croaking Still Crass, and not Young.

    • Stevie, as I still think of him, has recently given up touring – he still has lots of fans in Europe and the US – and wants to concentrate on singing hymns in his church. He´s a practising Catholic. God bless you Steve!
      The Spencer Davis group version of “Keep on Running”, with Stevie singing, was absolutely fabulous.

      • 👍
        Steve Winwood always comes across as a genuinely nice guy.
        I have met quite a few musical “types” – mostly arrogant, up their own arse cunts.

    • Traffic were one of the great bands. John Barleycorn Must Die is a top album. Winwood was also one of the few 60s artists that adapted to the 80s quite well. I can’t say the same for Rod Stewart, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger (solo at least), or CSNY.

  17. I saw Graham Nash in an interview where he just slagged off David Crosby from start to finish . He also unbelievably called Crosby an egotistical Cunt. Very unprofessional fucker and not a lot of talent if you ask me.

  18. I did like Stephen Stills in Manassas. “Isn’t it about time “ was a great tune

  19. saw stevie winwood supporting steely dan almost 2 years ago. A great night, two proper musical servings for the price one ticket. Ticket at £110 quid was pricey but so worth it. He is a proper gent

  20. Crosby was responsible for one the most criminally unsung and brilliant singles ever. The Byrds’ ‘Lady Friend’ from 1967.

    • Wooden ships is one of my favourites by CSN.
      Neil Youngs solo stuff I got introduced to by a girl when I was young, wed shag like dogs and lay in bed smoking weed and listening to him in the dark.
      Happy memories…

  21. Brings a tear to the eye Mis, thinking if those carefree days

    The biggest decisions we had to make was where to get pissed this weekend and which lucky girls number from my “little black book” to call.
    🤔😀

    • Aye CG, great when your young and carefree!
      Beer, birds, finding new music,
      Gigs, camping, etc
      Thats why I don’t understand todays youth and their whining and snivelling?
      Teenage Kicks indeed!
      Enjoy your youth
      Your a long time dead.
      Sex drugs and sausage roll…😀👍

  22. Hopefully someone has him in the dead pool? ,though i imagine Crosby may beat him too it

  23. Remember in the 90s when they brought out those pointless talking cars? Well, Nash’s voice was one of them. “Put on yer seatbelt, please! Peace and love, brothers and sisters.”

  24. ‘Teach your children well’ yeah how to sit around your californian millionaires pad with a fucking great bowl of snort, fucking blinding teaching that!

  25. As I getting older I’m starting to realise when Kurt Cobain said never meet your musical heroes and influences he was right. So many musicians that I’ve followed over the years are turning out to be bellends. Thankfully Roger Daltrey still seems sane (pro Brexit)

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