Starmer [42], Brown [21] & Harman (The Three Stooges)


Given it’s all kicking off at the moment, it felt right to schedule this now. Fill yer boots – NA.

“Starmer has posted on X to say he is pleased to appoint Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown in their new advisory roles.

“As Britain’s longest-serving chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience,” he says.

He calls Harman a “strong advocate for women and girls” and says he will work with her to tackle “structural misogyny”.

“I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life,” he says.

Outstanding!!

Just drubbed in the local elections,open rebellion amongst his party and union paymasters…what to do?

I’ll fetch two has-been deluded cunts back that’ll sort it.

A Labour MP says: “Not sure voters in Wigan, Wandsworth, Salford or Sunderland voted Reform because they thought we needed more advisers from a different era of Labour politics. I think this shows that Keir doesn’t even understand the problem, never mind the solution.”

Oh dear what a bag of rats.

Oven.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

136 thoughts on “Starmer [42], Brown [21] & Harman (The Three Stooges)

  1. All of them yesterdays news.

    Labour wants that cleft palate Andy Burn em in the drivers seat.

    Theyre hoping to parachute him in via a seat in Makersfield with the MP there stepping down for him.

    problem is…
    Nobody asked the people of makersfield.
    just taken for granted that theyll
    vote for ‘The King in the North’
    that theyll be quite happy to be used as a stepping stone in Burnems ambitions.
    oh they dont mind being used…

    i lived in Makersfield id resent that.

    • Hopefully the good people of Makersfield will respond as the electorate of Leyton did in 1965. If they do I will get pissed out of my mind.

      • Somebody else remembers Patrick Gordon- Walker – yet another name to conjour with and another one for the teenagers (what do you mean, never heard of him? he has only been dead 50 years)

  2. Who is advising Starmer?!
    Actually, he’s probably chock-full of hubris to dangerous extremes.
    Appointing an English-hating porridge wòg cyclops with so little financial acumen that he sold the nation’s gold at $275 per ounce; it’s now $4.5k per ounce is jaw-dropping.
    And in Harriet Harman, a pædophile-loving misandrist who should be burnt at the stake to join her “clown without makeup” husband Jack Dromey in the fiery pits of communist hell.
    Starmer is almost trolling the nation at this point…his eventual removal and Labour leadership change must surely trigger a general election?

    • I think you’re right, Thomas.

      Good morning by the way.

      Starmführer must know how utterly despised he and his party of freaks, misfits and weirdos are and now he is doing as much damage as possible before he gets dragged out of No.10.

      We will know for sure that he is properly taking the piss when he appoints Tony fucking Blair as ethics advisor.

    • I remember some red painted graffiti on a wall in Peckham in the 80’s/90’s (which was not removed for years) and it read, “Harriet Harman ηιϟϟєя Lover”, but it was spelt correctly…

  3. I can see why he brought old one eyed brown back, he needs tips for squatting in number 10, for when his time is up.

    Both weak,brittle unpopular cunts, peas in a pod.
    It took nick clegg of all people to tell that Scottish twat, to vacate the building.

    Anyone see the clip of that melon headed prick Andy Burnham going for a jog in his straight out of the packet running gear.. after calling sky to come and film him.

    Man of the people, just a shame he wasn’t mowed down by a unlicensed pàki mini cab driver.

    • Why is it that politicians like to be seen exercising?
      Boris on his bike. Cameron likewise. Rachel from complaints and Liz Truss on their way to the gym.
      Is it meant to show they’re ‘one of us’ or that they’re a ‘fighter, not a quitter’?
      Fucked if I know.
      One things for sure. I’m deeply suspicious of anyone who ostentatiously exercises, whether they’re an abject chancer like Burnham, or not.
      What a cunt.

      • Been looking for the pics of Liz Truss in her gym gear,Field Marshal.Where do I find them ?.

      • You dirty bugger, HC.
        Anyway, I’m only going by what a friend told me.

      • There was some deluded old crone who’s been letting the BBC do her thinking for her being interviewed in Makerfield yesterday, “ooh, we just have to keep Reform out”.

        She is probably the sort of cunt who would vote in Gary Neville for Mayor of Greater Manchester if rumours are true.

  4. What gets me is that much is being made of Burnham being put up for MP, as if he’s going to be the only candidate standing and therefore bound to be elected.

    Not very good at reading the room, are they, given the recent local elections outcome?

    They must think the electorate are as thick as pig shit.

  5. Remrats is a sadomasochist and the mad bastards been looking forward to this occasion when everyone is against him. Lock the mad cunt up.

    • a more peter file loving trio youd struggle to find.

      3 shades of shite.

      useless politically, not one decent idea amongst the three of them.

      5 eyes on the trough.

  6. ‘It’s embarrassing and wrong’ that Labour has never had a woman leader, according to Harriet.

    Actually what is embarrassing is that Rodney is so desperate to shore up his regime that he’s enlisted as an advisor a demented pee dough lover and misandrist so senile that she can’t remember Margaret Beckett.

      • I sit down to pee, but only to stop me from spraying piss all over the floor and seat. Sometimes when seated my pecker is perfectly positioned to unfortunately allow the piss to travel between the gap at the bottom of the seat and the rim of the bog but works most of the time.

      • You should do what I do Termujin.

        Piss in the sink.

        I never get any complaints about toilet misdirection from Mrs Twatt.

  7. Sadly, JP, it would appear that many of the electorate are.
    I read somewhere yesterday, some old boy in Makerfield saying that the constituency had been Labour for 45 years, and regardless of the stood, he’d still vote for them.
    Then some old bint said she’d probably have to vote Green to keep Reform out, as they were the only viable alternative to Labour.
    These are the kind of lazy minded, dyed in the wool, blind to reality fuckwits who have contributed to the mess we’re in now.

    • God bless them all with an arse full a Camel fleas. Something like that is the only way to wake these deluded cunts up. Reason for their disconnection from reality is similar to many persons that live near me. Very few ethnics, nice shops crime rate lower than Mars, very little anti social behaviour and so on. They cannot or will not realise that Eden will fall. I’m waiting for the first bunch of dinghy riders to turn up. Big park next to the infants school, with obligatory anti nonce fencing with locked gates, but hey nothing to stop Ahmed from cracking one off whilst he oodles. These deluded ones must be woken up weaned off the msm, best bum children and all the other propaganda we are deluged in.

  8. “Structural misogyny”… structures usually refer to real, physical things constructed of timber, concrete and steel. For these freaks, they are mere air and sound, referring to idiotic concepts, emanating from their fat, ugly heads. Anybody who uses such combinations of words is a de facto cunt who should be sentenced either to death or life imprisonment in a padded cell. Especially when, at the same time, they insist on importing rapists and murderers from Africa, Afghanistan and the Indian subcontinent.

  9. Assuming that the WEF installs leaders in western countries for their oen benefit and remembering Starmer’s response when asked where his loyalties lie, Westminster or Davos, hopefully the WEF will be so embarrassed by their association with a man who’s more revolting than Jimmy Savile eating a dog shit sandwich, he will, once extracated from No 10, meet the same fate as the Boeing whistleblowers or anyone unwise enough to make an enemy of Killary Clinton.
    “Mr Starmer, due to your unpopularity, you been deemed a detriment to the WEF and have been sentenced to death. Choose the manner of your execution.”
    “I want to be bummed by teams of well-hung Slavic rent boys until all my internal organs prolapse.”

    • I’d like to shove him down the stairs of that zeppelin from A View To A Kill. Then he can reflect on what a disgusting piece of shit he has been as he reaches terminal velocity.

  10. Gordon (bigoted woman) Brown is quite a catch. He has even less charisma that Kweer. And Harriet Harperson was a supporter of some Pee Do group. Oh, and generally useless.
    Inspirational. That’ll keep Kweer going.

  11. The cunt in No.10 says the status quo isn’t working and real change is needed.

    In that,”he’s” spot on…at long last a sizeable amount of the electorate have woken up to the fact the Gravy Train is never going to change and needs derailing.

    I doubt anyone voting Reform gives a flying fuck about most of their policies just so long as it fucks the Uniparty in the arse.

    To recap,Starmer and his band of twisted socialist vermin are going to be thrown on the shit heap.

    Oh if Burnham is their saviour they are more fucked than they think they are.

    Cunts,simply human trash the lot.

    Good morning.

    • “human trash the lot.”
      That’s an exclusionary statement, UT.
      What about poor David Lammy?
      He and his fellow Robertsons have got another few thousand years of evolution before they’ll be considered human.

      • A fair point Thomas.

        Unfortunately I don’t consider ethnics as anything other than subhuman.

        So fuck them.

        Your health sir.

    • PS..I don’t know why as I’ve never voted Labour but I seem to have developed an unusual visceral hatred for Gordon fucking Brown.

      It’s on the Tony cottaging Blair scale.

      Never met the cunt but I’d be delighted to see the fat toad hang.

      • Labour run the country along the lines of the catchphrase of Popeyes mate Wimpy

        for a hamburger today ill gladly pay you tuesday.

        ps
        in the popeye cartoons ,
        Olive Oyl,Wimpy and indeed Popeye himself are based on real people the cartoonist knew in his hometown of Cester,illinois during the 30s.
        popeye was based on a bloke called Frank ‘Rocky’ feikel a one eyed pipe smoking sailor who was always fighting.
        cant do links on my incomprehensible new phone,
        but if you google it he looks exactly like his better known cartoon version.

      • C4 have just cancelled Rosie Jones groundbreaking sitcom ‘Pushers’, Cunt Engine. Did you prefer watching it with subtitles or just try and guess what she was spazzing about?

      • It was me who petitioned C4 for it to be cancelled, LL.
        On health grounds.
        The health of my genitals; I was wanking so much to it that, in the end, my cock was dry-heaving out dandelion spores.

  12. King of the norf’ ….ask the grooming gang victims 🤐 … hopefully there might be enough sane people in makerfield who’ve woken up to these imbeciles and toss them onto the scrapheap.. unfortunately we’d have a good chance of another tiswas freak from the greens installed…Burnham in his running man photo shoot looked as out of place as Tommy Robinson in a khefyir 🧐…wished he’d have tripped over a raised pavement flag and split his cleft wide open 🩸🩸🩸

  13. I don’t know where Makersfield is and I don’t really care, but the people there, if they have any sense at all, must be delighted that they are thought of as being so stupid that they will vote in a Labour candidate regardless.

    If I lived there, knowing that the government are taking the piss, I would vote for someone else…… Anyone else in fact.

    • It’s like Palestine, doesn’t really exist other than a geographical area that is used for a parliamentary seat.

  14. Apparently the gormless looking turd couldn’t entice Blair to join him cos Tony’s too busy encouraging his newest bestest buddy Donny with his Iran war.

  15. The labour party, where PIE supporters gang rapist enablers (probably) and economists so stupid didn’t think the gold would go up in price in an economical world where stocks and shares are constantly boom and bust. Gold price has risen by around 600% in the last 20 years.

  16. Starmers two new henchmen are old news now, game of thrones has kicked off.

    The so called king of the north going to Makersfield to take the crown of one of the 650 kingdoms, he is battle ready and if he wins the crown he will be off to Westminster landing to fight in the tournament to sit on the Iron throne of the United Kingdom of Westeros

    What a cunt,
    The entitlement of the cunt and as for that wet cunt who gave up his seat, he should taken out and shot.

    Andy Burnham must be like Flash Gordon, only he can save the world, we should go for Viktor Orban now he is free, and he speaks better English that half cunts oink the HoC.

    One thing for sure, Starmer will be hoping he looses and will be doing cartwheels up and down Downing Street if he does.

    • Apologies to the good people of some area outside Wigan, I wrote Makersfield but should have written Makerfield. Apparently it is majority white by some margin so hopefully they will use common sense and refuse to be used as dirt under the shoe on a Burnham stepping stone.

  17. If this trio are bad just wait for “King Of the North” Burnham and Student Nurse Nancy Streeting.God knows what deal that have come to, we had little Wessy on Wednesday, all bright and gay and bushy tailed, with his “leader” stride, by yesterday it seems he is happy to become Burnham’s bitch. Perhaps Burnham has told Wessy he can have a sniff of hsi football shorts. It will be champagne and fairy cakes all the way, but I read in todays “I” that Burnham would ‘soften Brexit’. If he means he wants to withdraw it, then he should do the decent thing and institute a general election.

    Better still, it will be very funny if he loses the election to Reform. I am not too ken on them, but they would be better than the way Labour treat the voters with such contempt.

  18. Read the room Starmski you are as popular as an unflushable 💩. Inviting those 2 rats back is laughable.Send in the SAS to sweep in and dispose of the treacherous rat.

  19. I get the feeling all this political drama involving these revolting pantomime dames is completely fake. Over a month of commentary and intrigue to go. If Labour win, we *might* then see a Labour leadership challenge, which *could* result in one useless cunt replacing another for business as usual. If he doesn’t win it’s: business as usual.

    100% prime nothing-burger. The system is operating as intended.

  20. What was all that bollocks two tier came out with yesterday about the unite the kingdom march? Armoured vehicles? FFS get a grip and listen to the pissed off electorate.

    • Indeed sir.

      I’d expect Stormer to remain in his fortified bunker for the next couple of months.

      The tiresome shitweasel.

      • Will he take poison or use a service pistol, when he finally realises all is lost ?

        And will some Ukrainian bum boys burn his body in the back garden ?

        A very good morning to you Sir.

  21. Brown…the man who sold the gold for $ 276 an ounce.

    The only advice he’s capable of giving is bad advice.

    As for HH, a raddled old bag that could talk a glass eye to sleep.

    Perfect company for Quare.

    As an aside…..drove past Burnham’s gaffe earlier this morning on my way back home from an errand.

    Press milling about outside, he’ll be absolutely loving it.

    I can tell you now that the good, majority white people of Makerfield ( God bless it ),
    will more than likely give the cunt a good kicking in a by election.

    In the latest local elections, of the 25 seats up for grabs, Reform won 24, Labour didn’t win any.

    I fucking detest Burnham with every fibre of my being.

    COME ON NIGEL !!

    Good morning.

    • Morning Jack……I saw the cunt on the news going out for a jog with a slightly too short pair of running shorts showing off his pasty legs.

      Disgusting.

      Although I’m sure Starmer enjoyed it.

      I hope he ran through some dog shit.

    • Sounds promising, providing the machinations of the subhuman postal vote rapists are kept in check by sufficient turnout.

  22. The country is in a state of woe and misery. The appointment of Gordon Brown is guaranteed to cheer everyone up and Harriet Harman is just an added bonus.
    Fuck me rigid.

    • Thought my judgement when pissed and medicated was bad,. Broon and Harperson. Two tier your certifiable, fuck me much joy coming. This pair of deluded cunts my, God Billys smarts circus

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  23. As others have commented, the BBC wasted no time getting on the Makerfield campaign trail and stoking the propaganda.

    In their interviews with a “representative” cross section of the Makerfield constituency, not one single person outright declared they were voting Reform as they had done last week. Anyone watching could be forgiven for thinking there are no Reform voters in that neighbourhood. I wonder how many people they approached who said they were going to vote Reform who they therefore declined to interview on film?

    The hilarious thing is, if you stray onto Reddit or any other such right-on Internet forum, you’ll find swarms of angry lefties complaining about the BBC being a right wing organisation. An insight into the totalitarian mindset of the leftist – if absolutely everything isn’t explicitly pandering to their agenda you’re Gulag fodder.

    • The interview sample consisted entirely of toothless old biddies whose IQ would struggle to reach room temperature. Not a big fan of Nigel and Co but I hope they hand Burnham his arse at the election then take the mayoralty just to rub it in.

  24. Guten Morgen, meine kleinen, unversehrten Jungfernhäutchen!

    Nur du kannst diesen nutzlosen Haufen Vollidioten loswerden!

    xxx卐

  25. Does make me laugh how the BBC are lauding Burnham as some forgotten populist figure and that all of us Reform voters who sent Starmer his message ( although appears still not clear to him that he is a galactic sized cunt and we all think it) will suddenly say ” oh look here comes Andy Burnham , let’s all vote for him”

    When your only plus point is not being quite as big a cunt as Starmer(and we are talking nanograms less) then you should perhaps not bother.

    Simply another self serving mega cunt who does not care about this country.

  26. Burnham is another Labour grifting twat. I despise this party with every fibre of my being. Champagne Socialists inflicting their misery on the Country. And people vote for them! Fucking idiots. And what’s with Burnhams running kit? Trying to look hip and one of us with his retro Everton top. Fuck off you Scouse cunt.

    • And, this Scouse rat was on a film about Manchester United.

      Ooozing slime, like some sort of human slug. Burnham talked of how his dad ‘followed all football’ and that Burnham senior was at Old Trafford for the first game after the Munich Air Crash. Burnham then gushed about how the disaster ‘deeply affected’ his dad and then some shite about the people of Manchester.

      Yeah right, His dad ‘followed all football’? So, in other words, he wasn’t a United fan at all. Sounds like Burnham is a lying bullshitting twat, or his old man was a gloryhunting cunt. If Burnham senior was at that game in 58 (like my dad and my grandad both were), then I am getting a happy ending off Sydney Sweeney tonight. Which – alas – I am fucking not.

      Also, how can any Evertonian claim to have a ‘love’ for Man United? For fuck’s sake. That alone proves he is a proven liar.

      Then, there are the favours he has done for Manchester City’s Oil Money owners over the years.

      Nah, he drips insincerity and he lies to order. Typical New Labour cunt. like the rest of them.

    • Doesn’t he support Tranmere? The cunt is from Ellesmere Port, so probably tries to play all his North West cards. Cunt of the North.

      • Looks like I was wrong. He was born in Aintree, so a scouser. It appears I knew nothing about him at all until a few moments ago, which is telling.

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