Carefully Curated

I would like to nominate the use of that annoying and totally redundant phrase “carefully curated”. I see this phrase more and more and every time it makes me want to punch a hole in my computer screen.

This is a phrase used by cunts trying to sell useless shit. In the business of selling garden gnomes? Then why not enhance the perceived value by describing them as a “carefully curated collection of garden gnomes”. A restaurant specialising in cunt food recently described its menu as “carefully curated”. I see this phrase everywhere, being used to persuade gullible fools into buying garbage by creating an idea of exclusivity.

Firstly, these twats are not curators. The job of a curator is to preserve valuable cultural artefacts. These people are just cunts trying to flog useless shit.

Secondly, the phrase “carefully curated “ is a tautology. It suggests there is such a thing as ‘sloppily curating’, which is a contradiction in terms.

So be a good curator Admin, and add this noxious phrase and it’s users to your carefully curated collection of CUNTS.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Tiger Woods (4)

Apparently this dick was travelling at twice the local speed-limit (90 in a 45mph), when he lost control of his car, crashed, rolled and ended up 300 yards down the road in a field last February.

He obviously survived the crash, but ended up with “a number of serious injuries”

There is no evidence to suggest he was drunk or on drugs at the time. But the car’s “black box” suggested that Woods got confused when he realised he was losing control of the car, and pressed the accelerator rather than the brake, which made the situation worse.

Woods has some form with car crashes: one in 2009 during his infidelity days; and another in 2017 when he fell asleep at the wheel and got done for reckless driving.

What’s particularly annoying is all the good wishes he got after his latest accident, even though he was speeding and thus breaking the local laws.

Always gets on my nerves when celebs seem to get a pass because of who they are when they have accidents. Whereas with some ordinary Joe Public cunt they’re ostracized/demonised for being selfish and reckless!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/56668821

Nominated by: Technocunt

Claudia Webbe MP

Claudia Webbe MP – racist, professional race baiter and shameless trougher.
I am truly surprised that former Labour MP Claudia Webbe appears not to have been nominated before – she is a truly worthy candidate!

Ms Webbe has been charged with harassment and is due to face trial for this – Webbe has stated she will resign her Parliamentary position in May after having the whip withdrawn by Labour some time ago – But she is still an independent MP for Leicester East, as well as – up until her resignation this Month, a Councillor for Islington Borough, raking in thousands of Pounds in “expenses” for this role on top of her salary as an MP in an entirely different part of the Country and despite admitting she has only spent 15% of her time actually doing the Councillors job.

Is there a single Labour politician who is not in Court?

Is there a single politician of any party who does not deserve to be publicly flogged for their shameless greed and despicable behaviour?

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

https://www.islingtongazette.co.uk/news/bunhill-by-election-set-to-go-ahead-7837666

Racist Plasters


Raaaay-sist Plasters

There’s a clip circulating on Soshul Meeja where some Yank bird, claiming to be a teacher, starts crying about the fact that plasters ( band-aids they call them in Yankland ) are white. They’re obviously not but let’s not have a row about shades of whiteyness because they are all bad, end of story.
She holds up a couple of plasters and says “ every time I put these on a brown child I am literally adding insult to injury.”
Fucking hell, I bet she thought that was a very clever thing to say not realising that she had just made a complete cunt of herself. ? Are you sure you are a teacher darling? I reckon the black kid who has just been stung by a cunting wasp doesn’t give a flying fuck about the “insult” of the off white plaster. Talk about finding raaaay-sism where it doesn’t exist……they should sign this bitch up to the Labour Party.

Sorry Admin, links are way above my technical ability. You’ll have to do it yourself or bin the fucker.

(Well, you caught me in a forgiving mood, Freddie. I found a link to the story. – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Dead Pool [209]

Congratulations to TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell for correctly predicting the American rapper DMX would be next to snuff it. DMX (real name Earl Simmons) was 50 and recently suffered a heart attack following a drug overdose leaving him in a vegetative state. He was know for songs such as (Party) Up in here and others but that is the only one I recognized when googling him. He was very popular though from researching him. He leaves behind 15 kids!

On to Dead Pool 209:

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!