A red faced, just what the doctor ordered cunting please for this opportunistic arsehole, who, while trained at enormous public expense as a doctor preferred the easy life of politics, and became for 2 long years the MP for South Shields (didn”t that used to be ducky David Milliband’s mining ground?). In 2019, after many attempts to derail Brexit, South Shield, who vogted Leave, kicked the arsewipe out.

This year Dame Keir decided he would be ideal for Leave voting Hartlepool, and parachuted him on a selection list of one – with, as they used to say in the best comedy shows, “hilarious consequences”.

Despite visits to Hartlepool from the Dame himself (3 times) and Mandy Mandelson slithering round for 4 days this week – well you know the tragic consequences.

What boils my piss is that, unlike every other candidate, the snooty cunt didn’t have the decency to appear at the declaration:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/labours-hartlepool-candidate-makes-hasty-123439723.html

Even his brother from the Monster Raving Loony Party stood there, after only gathering a few votes.

It is clear Starmer put him in place in the hope that if he won he would help Labour get the Brexir debate going. As it is Mandy is distraught and nearly had a turn on TV yesterday, and Adonis is calling on him to resign.

What a liar and coward Williams is though – his excuse was that he had to “take his children to school” – AT 5.00 IN THE MORNING?

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

(PS. We do have a nomimation about Starmer (and Rayner), due to be published very soon! – DA)

Three dead after taking zombie spice drug, well all I can say is fuckwits who take drugs are cunts and get what they get, my heart bleeds I don’t think.

Natural selection has deprived us of having to support three useless fuck ups in my opinion and not a single fuck is given, these useless cunts probably claimed every benefit in the book anyway, so good fucking riddence in my opinion, fuck they and the drug mule they rode in and subsequently out on, druggies are cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

URL provided by Dickie Dribbler, thank you

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/three-dead-after-taking-dangerous-24019606

I am astonished that nobody has nominated Elliot, formerly Ellen, Page.
First she announced that she was trans and queer as if anyone gives a flying fuck. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55147975

Now on Oprah of course where else?https://www.bbc.co.uk/search?q=Elliot+Page&page=1 she’s treating the brain dead cunts who watch that shit to how she feels more like a boy now that she’s had her tits off.

Well, fuck me sideways, no shit you cunt! Then she/he/it makes the leap to trans people being stopped from playing sport and says that young people will die because if it.

No they fucking won’t you brainless cunt! If an ex-woman finds herself on the rugby field faced with a 280 pound prop forward she might though. And ex-men playing women’s’ sports? How the fuck is that fair?

This talentless cunt is/was, apparently, an actress/actor – I know I’ve never seen any of its films because I would have remembered puking – and it’s the only reason she gets on telly to spout this shit.

Have I said nobody gives a fuck yet? Even a much more famous cut and tuck, the one and only Cuntlyn Fucking Jenner disagrees with it on

sport https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56960011 In between times it decided to divorce its wife. Clearly just being a tuppence licker didn’t get it enough attention.

Utter cunt, just fuck off.

Nominated by: SirCuntsALot 

My Employer “Don’t give a fuck corp” has concluded that with the scarcity of some retail materials and a lack of staff the workforce may be a little under the weather.

So after a massive brainstorming session they have gone on a recruitment campaign and slackening up our supply chain criteria…………….Have they fuck!

We receive “Stress busting” e-mails from some moron who eats fortune cookies.
Every day we receive helpful suggestions, “Turn you screen off for 5 mins every day” the system crashes at least once a day as it is or decides to install an update in the middle of a transaction.

“Get to know your colleagues” after 11 years there is very little I do not know about them, the guy who sits opposite does not sleep in the same room as his wife, he has one child who is a fucking moron, and I privately suspect that he is married to his sister, but its ok they have been sterilised.

“Go for a walk in your break”, this is one of my favourites as I rarely have a break and I cant walk that well, but its not as good as the other one.

“take a socially distanced walk with a friend” now apart from the walking issue I can somehow see the distance between us increasing as I shuffle along behind them so that’s a crap idea too.

They said something about crafting something to make you feel better, I have taken that one on and have made quite a nice shank from a ruler that I will try out on the prick who makes these e-mails up.

There that’s me done, off to shout at the pigeons now always feel better after that.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close) 

With his eye make-up ever ready, a Mayoral cunting please for Andy Burnham (the man who would be next Prime Minister if only Dame Keir would fuck off). Yesterday, writing on that ever – entertaining wonderland of fun, Labour List, the baggy-snatched Rachel Reeves, spoke with great eloquence (inspired by her leaders Mother Superior-like distaste for “sleaze”) that “fish rots from the head down”.. How true, but Reeves, like her boss, who she loves to be obsequious to, only spies rotting fish from without – never within. In my view any party that had Keith Vaz and Peter Mandelson in it’s ranks should think twice before using the word sleaze. I wonder, when they are at the ultra-pious stage what their Ladyships make of this story, that Burnham does nothing to stop two of the Rotherham child sex criminals to stay in his territory, even though he has the powers to take action:

Link to story here.

Diversity is our strength. Oh yes…..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs