Is this a sign of the break up of Britain? The start of the break up of Britain.
There’s a lot of talk about passports recentlyt, talk of covid passports. But we might need a passport to Pimlico soon.
There are deep stirrings within the Pimlico populace I believe if what’s going on at the Academy is anything to go by. The schoolchildren are very angry. And if the schoolchildren are angry you can bet your life the parents are angrier still.
I am thinking the people of Pimlico will soon declare independence for the borough if things go much further.
As I say the schoolchildren are very angry, incensed you might say. They have torn down the Union Jack and scrawled ‘There ain’t no black in the Union Jack’ on the wall near where it flew. And demanded it not be put up again. The headteacher has agreed with them. In others words done what he has been told to do by the schoolchildren. The way it should be.
The flag is problematic he now says.
The schoolchildren are going to continue their ‘industrial action’ over what they see as racial injustice.
See the school ‘asked’ that hijabs should not be too ‘colourful’. Also someone with afro hair shouldn’t grow it too much because it can block the view of students behind them. The outrage they felt. The indignation!
The ‘Napoleon of Nottng Hill’ comes to mind. In that book the boroughs of London gain their independence. Maybe what these young zealots are about (unknowingly) is starting to make GK Chesterton’s vision a reality.
Pitchforks at the ready cunters.

(Oh I get it, I’m supposed to find a link for your nomination – NA)

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/mar/25/not-seeing-ourselves-represented-union-jack-row-at-london-school-shows-divides

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

I’d like to make my first nomination dognappers. Rife at present with dogs getting nicked everywhere. One recent one in Nantwich made distressing headlines. Two black labs led away to a waiting van. A recent raid on a travellers site found another 83 poor mutts.
I don’t have a dog although I’m not opposed to them as they give unconditional faithfulness to their keeper. Don’t these cunts realise they are stealing a part of the family. Every fucker knows who’s doing it.

https://www.cambstimes.co.uk/news/crime/police-raid-given-lost-dog-owners-hope-7840042

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

Seconded by Cuntfinder General with this tail of woe (see what I did there? – NA):

An excellent nomination
I have personal experience of the distress caused by the theft of a beloved family pet (member).
I also experienced the local pie-keys, trying to purchase my terrier, many years ago.
Usually taken as fighting dogs or “sparring partners” for same.

The evil, pigshit-thick, bog oirish bastards.
☹️?

A nomination for the cunts of Sheffield

Only one day out of ‘lockdown’ on a sunny March day the chavs and chavettes of Sheffield descended on Endcliffe Park, in the 100’s.

Fuck the Covid advice, yes that’s fine but take your shit home with you.

The amount of litter left by these entitled cunts was ridiculous, the park could have been mistaken for a council tip.

Certain areas of this once great country are a fucking disgrace, if it isn’t the peacefuls or blacks causing a nuisance it’s cunts who just have no respect for anything or anyone.

Close the fucking park if the twats can’t behave like civilised human beings.

https://www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/news/environment/shame-on-all-these-people-reaction-as-pictures-show-the-disgusting-amount-of-litter-left-in-endcliffe-park-3184813

Cunts!

Nominated by: Sick of it

A nomination for the most pretentious pile of wank ive seen in some time, “The Ivy in the Lanes”, in Brighton.

The chef Jason Atherton once called The Ivy (in London) a ‘chip shop for luvvies’ as it was frequented by panto dames and theatre folk, as well as washed-up celebrities.

Now Brighton, the South coast’s London receptacle, has it’s own Ivy-affiliate, the Ivy in the Lanes.

If you’ve been to Brighton, you’ll know the Lanes is a district selling tat , sushi and bagels to chin-stroking hipsters. It seems very apt that the Ivy might open up a spin-off there, given how unwittingly establishment most of the cunts who live there actually are.

Sorry mate, i don’t care about your band that uses funny time signatures. You’re as alternative as Dame Judy Dench.

Wankers.

https://theivybrighton.com/

(Link provided by the rugged and handsome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The Tavistock Clinic.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56539466

This temple to the disfigurement of children has been deemed ‘Inadequate’ by the health watchdog. Concerning yes, but when you look at some figures a picture emerges of trendy dogma above science, biology or logic.

‘The number of children and young people referred to the service grew from 97 in 2009-10 to 697 in 2014-15.
Since it opened its doors in 1989, around 75% of GIDS’ patients had been boys – natal males to use the language of the service at the time, now referred to as assigned male at birth.
In 2011, girls equalled boys in number for the first time. And by 2015 there had been a reversal in the sex ratio, with girls now outnumbering boys two to one.’

What is going on? Has their been a seismic shift in biology and genetics? After all, this is an alledgedly scientific institute.
Or has there been an increase in:
Social media which in turn has led to –
Pressure from tranny groups (that brooks no argument) to assert all mental and sexual ambiguity has to be down to being in the wrong body.

Anyone suggesting the latter is of course some sort of phobe.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble