Megs & Harry [9]


Megs & Harry two for one special

After shunning the limelight to move to the sleepy village of Los Angeles to enjoy their private life. They’re back (after what a week?)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56978021

Meghan is writing a book about a poem she originally wrote on father’s day for Harry. Good job she didn’t write it for her own dad as HG Wells has already written the invisible man and she’d be done for copyright infringement.

But wait there’s more! this Sunday YOU can tune in to watch Vax Live (it’s pre-recorded not live) and see a bunch of millionaires telling you to donate money. The event raised $53.8 (£38.8 million) for Covax, which is working to provide vaccines for low and middle-income countries.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9536501/Prince-Harry-gets-standing-ovation-Vax-Live-charity-concert-LA.html

You know if you’d just given a million each you could have raised it yourself, stayed at home and ordered a takeaway you rich attention seeking fucks. Also they only invited people who’d had the vaccine, which probably rules out the target audience of who they’re trying to help as they couldn’t attend.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

Deluded Instagram Sluts


Deluded Instagram sluts are cunts.
Every selfie obssessed whore who nowadays call themselves a writer,model,influencer etc….FUCK OFF!!

Taking selfies does not make you a model.
Writing Facebook updates does not make you a writer.
And just cos tons of guys use you page to jerk over does not make you a cunting influencer!!

Even Peter Sutcliffe would not have wasted his time on these pigs.

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

Dead Pool [214]

Congratulations to Lord biryani who correctly predicted that veteran actor Norman Lloyd would be next to conk out at the ripe old age of 106.Lloyd enjoyed a career lasting over 90 years and was known for collaborating with Alfred Hitchcock.He is also remembered for his roles in St Elsewhere The Age of Innocence and the Dead Poets Society amongst many others.

On to Dead Pool 214

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

Tony Blair (22)

A hair today – clown tomorrow cunting, please, for this rapidly ageing, self-important oily old fucker. The former People’s Princess has now turned into old man Steptoe mode, with his long, dirty, greasy hair:

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2021/may/01/tony-blairs-hair-its-not-been-this-long-since-i-was-in-a-band

No doubt the old cunt thinks he looks terribly trendy and down with the kids (can it be any coincidence his “new look” has come about since old Keir’s “leadership” (I am being kind here) went down the lavatory, and one of his bumboy supporters (Adonis) has mooted his return?.

Anyway, how ironic that Oil of Ulay man and Cliff Richard “friend” has turned himself overnight into Michael Foot. The old motherfucker is probably too stupid to see it. Anyway, it is no way for Britain’s foremost epidemiologist and the poor man’s Bill Gates to look.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Taxing Times in Ireland

Ireland’s low corporate tax rate.

For years now Ireland has attracted large corporations to its shores by having, at 12.5% the lowest tax rate in the developed world. This cynical ploy has enabled Ireland to steal tax revenues from more responsible nations and to massage its economy so it looks richer than it actually is. It’s really a legalised form of money laundering.

The good new is that now it looks as if it’s coming to an end. President Biden, that true born son of Ireland, God’s own phoney Irishman, is pushing for a global minimum corporate tax rate of 21 per cent. That won’t matter much to France (28 per cent), or Germany (30 per cent) or the UK (19 per cent). But it will destroy Ireland’s economic model.

On top of Irish Joe’s initiative there is also pressure from the EU. The EU has Ireland’s low corporate tax in its sights. The EU is now saying that if Ireland’s wants a share of the EU Coronavirus rescue fund it will first have to raise its corporate tax rate and, in effect, destroy the competitiveness of its own economy.

The Irish are trying to resist by arguing that as a small nation it should be allowed to have a low corporate tax model to offset the advantages enjoyed by larger economies. But Ireland is a member of the World’s largest single market, something they were always crowing about during Brexit, so this makes no sense.

The Irish are trapped. The only way they can keep their precious, thieving corporate tax rate is by leaving the EU and, like the UK, become a sovereign nation again. Shakespeare had a phrase for the current Irish predicament- they are “hoist by their own petard”.

Ireland’s low corporate tax rate is a cunt. As for the Irish, well Father Ted said it well when he was trying to show he was not racist against the Chinese –

‘The Irish……a great bunch of cunts”.

https://news.sky.com/story/why-ireland-will-be-among-those-most-wary-of-americas-global-corporation-tax-idea-12268525

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Macchine