Yes, that’s right the can of drink called Vimto. Yeuch.
Who buys this and why is it a thing? How do they make money from this hideous stuff? Must be money laundering. Think of all the other drinks out there, Cream of Soda, Lemonade, anything but Vimto.
I don’t even buy soft drinks anymore but was just watching Usain Bolt do a taste test on You Tube which involved Vimto and I remembered the sad day when I was 11 and tried the stuff and spat it out.
Nominated by: Cuntologist
Congratulations to Cuntamus Prime who correctly predicted the demise of veteran Liberal Democrat Shirley Williams who has died aged 90.Williams was a Labour MP and Cabinet Minister under both Harold Wilson and James Callaghan before leaving the party to form the “Gang of Four” who created the initially popular but ultimately ill-fated breakaway SDP party.Williams in later life after losing her second commons seat joined the Liberal Democrats following the breakdown of the SDP.She went on to become their leader in the House of Lords. Williams was also the daughter of Vera Brittain.
On to Deadpool 210
Rules
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
A fit for a queen cunting for yet another closet poofter, Grayling, who has compared piles of debris, rubbish and beer cans to both Brexit AND those who voted for it:
Perhaps the silly old cunt has refused his Covid vaccinations, or else he has had both and doesn’t give a fuck about all the poor sods in Europe, who have not yet had even one, thanks to the fuck-ups perpetrated by Von Leyen, Napoleon Macron and Adolf Merkel,.
Just like Anthony Blair, who likes to be known as “Tony” to give an illusion of popularity, long disputed, so up their own arse snobby queens like Grayling like to give the illusion of great learning by using just their initials (A.C. probably stands for Alice Charlotte) – usually entirely spurious, like my old headmaster of many decades ago, a snivelling wreck of an old cunt, who was in a race between retirement and the Delirium Tremens. (The DTs won by a short head btw).
Who does this old fucker think he is impugning the characters of the 17 million people plus who don’t agree with him. It would have been bad enough before the Covid fuck-up and the temper tantrums of Von Leyen and co, now he looks a weak foolish old man, and by the look of him, he is in the first stages of Alzheimer’s, if his memory span is so short. Sack the old shitstain.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Vandals are mindless cunts.
This poor sod Tony Foulds has looked after a memorial to American airmen in Sheffield for years. I understand, as a kid he watched the plane fly overhead and crash into nearby woods. He was convinced the pilot wanted to avoid him and lost his and the crews lives. As a tribute he’s tended a memorial for donkeys years as a tribute to the brave airmen that fought in the war.
Well all know it was a lovely hot day yesterday and the park where the memorial is was rammed with cunts drinking and generally fucking around. Some utter depraved wanker(s) have chose to damage this memorial leaving the poor old bugger in tears.
I absolutely despair at some people, words fail me. What can these toe-rags possibly get from doing that? They need to be made to repair the damage then put in the stocks on a busy market day with a sign saying ‘I’m a cunt, I damaged a precious memorial for no reason, feel free to throw shit at me and kick me in the bollocks’ then jail for a while whilst they contemplate their pathetic existence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Amigo_memorial
Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious
Inflation is a real cunt.
A quarter of all the money borrowed (printed) by the United States since 1776 has been done over the past year. Let that sink in!
We are heading for inflation and a crash of unimaginable proportions. The only way out will be war, with China. Think that involves tanks and nuclear weapons? Think again. Its switching off the internet, gps systems, your food distribution etc.
All over a man made virus cooked up in a Wuhan lab and grasped upon by the Democrat party to get rid of a single sitting President.
The left are cunts of unimaginable proportions. Its always unimaginable until in reality the bodies pile up. Again. And again.
Nominated by: smugcunt
and supported with empirical data by mikdys
Here’s a link to 7.24 trillion dollars worth, and increase of 2.93 trillion dollars in 8 months!
https://www.statista.com/topics/6441/quantitative-easing-in-the-us/#topicHeader__wrapper
I fear we are heading back to the 70’s with rampant inflation and mega interest rates both used as “tools” to repay the “Covid debt”. If you are in secure employment with no mortgage you’ll be OK. Otherwise, it’s gonna hurt!
(Add to that Biden signing off on a $1.8tn (£1.3tn) stimulus package, from his Magic Money Tree – DA)