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Yes that’s right. I’m sick of feeling like I just got into a lift on the 1st floor going up to the 28th and someone just farted as I got in and I have to endure their stench for the 27 floors.

I usually don’t bother with them after that and they can right royally go and fist themselves wearing a pair of “Hulk Hands”.

If any folks want to get around it by the way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLaKbmaTI-o

Nominated by: Harold

Nope me neither but this cunt has decided that if had been born in a white skin he would have been the next chosen one or in ice hockey parlance the next Wayne Gretzky.

But no he was born with a little bit of a darker shade. No problem sport is a meritocracy at the highest level no amount of positive discrimination, nepotism, backhanders or drugs (admittedly they might help the elite) can get you a place in the starting line up. The minute it starts you get found out that you just ain’t good enough. I wanted to play basketball or be a sprinter but I can’t because I is white. I have now written to the high court demanding compensation for the loss of earnings that I would have achieved

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/55813096

Only cunts like the BBC would give this bloke airtime without questioning if he was good enough. I know fuck all about ice hockey but a quick trawl for Akims career highlights on youtube gave me one goal in a compilation of other stuff by other players.

Dear admin if it’s a quiet day then you may just want to put this up….But there are so many cunts out there at the moment that I would not be surprised I that poor old Akim May never get his day in the cunting sun.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Rich boy, Harvard and Oxford, career politician, gay as fuck and woke as shit. Recently appointed Secretary for Transportation by the little girl sniffer, he set off for a White House meeting last week in 2 armoured SUVs. Why two? Well, obviously one for him and his bodyguards and one for his bike!

Yes, they stop about a mile away and the Secret Service agents get his bike out the back of the car. Buttfuck emerges with his little plastic helmet, jumps on his bike and rides off for his photo opportunity. Unfortunately he was being filmed from a window in a nearby building. Lucky for Buttplug the media aren’t interested because they can’t blame it on Tangoman.

What a fucking bastard cunt!

(This was too good to not have a link and here it is – NA)

https://nypost.com/2021/04/03/pete-buttigieg-mocked-for-phony-bike-stunt/

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

A Three R’s – oir should that be three arse? – cunting please for Edukashon secretary Gavin Williamson, who, in an effort to push the country further into bankruptcy has announced he is pissing £10 million against the wall for “behaviour hubs”:-

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/gavin-williamson-phone-ban-schools-lack-discipline-order-b928198.html?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_content_recirculation_with_ads

What a fucking wanker!. How does he think this will work? – the reason behaviour is so bad at school is usually down to lax parenting and the fact that schools are impotent because they cannot apply “discipline”, because there is no ultimate sanction – i.e. the cane.

The only thing loudmouthed bullies are scared of is six of the best – anything else they will laugh at. Why spend £10 million on a scheme even that halfwit must know won’t work?. It is another meaningless gesture.

It might also help if Parliament, when all the scum get back there, stop behaving like unruly 12 year olds.

Perhaps the only punishment that might work would be for the most obnoxious girl or boy in each class be made to stand in an airless cupboard with a pair of AnalEase’s soiled bloomers over his or her head – the pair due for their monthly wash complete with juicy piss stains and skid marks. That would be more painful than even six of the best. (Unless you were our resident CC or RTC – DA)

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Captain Tom’s family are greedy cunts.

It appears what he did was not enough. Now these greedy cunts want another challenge. I am sure his daughter has something to do with the charity where she makes a tidy sum. I could be wrong but either way fuck off with this sanctimonious, virtue signalling bollocks.

Most people have been affected by the pandemic and don’t/can’t give money as they may not have enough just to get by.

Please fuck off and stop making up shite challenges. Your time is over. FUCK OFF.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-56641436

Nominated by: AsItIs 

and seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I will second this one.

You might have know the parasites would circle poor old Sir Tom like starved Buzzards round a dying pie gorged Priti Patel.

This is the issue you see and just like the Clap for Cunts women, once they get a taste of fame, they just need more, like a drug really.

I have changed my mind on the whole Sir Tom thing, he was a mighty fine fellow but I got this muddled with all the flesh eating worms and publicity seekers surrounding him.

I hope these tit swingers will soon be forgotten but Tom remembered. I want that Tom action figure of the old cunt circling his veg patch and I want it now.

RIP Tom