Noel Clarke – Cancelled Until Proven Innocent

All the British actor luvvie cunts jumping on the Noel Clarke bandwagon are cunts.
American ones obviously won’t give a fuck or even know who he is.

But scores of British third division luvvie twats are openly ‘condemning’ Clarke even before he’s been found guilty. That tart from Viewpoint and also the ludicrous Channel 4 cop show No Offence bleating to Clarke’s alleged victims ‘I see you, I hear you, I believe you’ and some other bint saying Clarke’s ‘Time is up’.

All well and good, eh? But where were their messages of ‘solidarity’ for the girls of Rochdale, Rotherham, Manchester and Newcastle? Where was their outrage at the disgrace that was Operation Augusta? Nowhere, that’s fucking where.

No publicity in that, you see. Also ‘ordinary’ girls and women who get raped or abused are nothing to these virtue signaling locusts. Good old Me Too and Time’s Up… As self serving and as elitist and exclusive as ever. Scum cunts.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/apr/29/actor-noel-clarke-accused-of-groping-harassment-and-bullying-by-20-women

Nominated by: Norman

Seconded by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

To support Norman.
This Clarke cunt seems to have been cancelled. Even luvvies academy BAFTA have disowned him. His luvvie mates have rejected the cunt. ITV have cancelled the last of a frilla series.
Does wokedom no longer recognise the principle of innocent until proven guilty? Are fucking bandwagons more important than the rule of law?
Stalin would glow with pride at their actions.

Harry Redknapp (5)

This irritating Cunt will just not get off the TV.

Switch it on and this annoying fucking bastard if there, glaring at you – eyes like marbles, face like a raw steak that’s be dropped on a gravel driveway and then run over.

Harry Redknapp at home in his fucking mansion with the Mrs, Harry Redknapp & friends on holiday getting shit-faced, Harry Redknapp & his idiot son on quiz shows. Not forgetting this Cunt will advertise any old shit for more £knicker.

Just what the fascination with this talentless money grabbing wanker is, I have no idea.
Just fuck off you Massive Cunt !

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

I Hate my Job

My job is a cunt.

I have working in corporate insolvency for about 15 years or so. It involves talking to company directors who’s companies are in the shit financially. Occasionally, it’s not there fault.

The building industry is a nightmare, large companies stiffing smaller subcontracted companies for thousands leaving the little man to pick up the tab, hateful it is. Carillion alone stiffed loads,those fucking directors should be in jail.

Mostly though directors are lying cheating cunts that couldn’t run a tap let alone a company. They nick money from the companies and overdraw their directors loan accounts then bleat like cunts when they have to pay it back.

Some of these wankers have expense accounts that even an MP would be appalled by.

But the most annoying thing is the foreigners. Today I have 46 calls left to do, of that 31 of these slippery bastards have foreign names, mainly the moose limb names and sub Saharan African names.

I’m sick of it, it wears me down. I’m hoping I’ve saved enough to retire soon, this job sucks the life out of me every day.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Soulless Audio Tech

A bit of a random nomination, as per usual from me. But I was just watching some old YT music videos, including one from Foreigner (the band not some immicunt), which took me back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lllwj_gkKpY&list=RDCLAK5uy_mfut9V_o1n9nVG_m5yZ3ztCif29AHUffI&index=20&ab_channel=RHINO

But what caught my eye in that vid was the old-school turntable, and it reminded me of the late 70s early 80s and the advent of music centres (consolidated cassette decks, radio and turntable in one unit) and good old hi-fi seperates (tuner, amp, deck, cassette deck, graphic equaliser and a pair of bins)

I used to buy “What HiFi” magazine back then, and checking out the best seperates, cartridges, cabling for my particular hi-fi. And even though it meant having to physically walk to the hi-fi in my bedroom to change tapes/LPs (no remote controls back then!), the overall sound quality was truly worth it.

Compare and contrast to today’s latest sound units. Yes, I know you can still get hi-fi seperates at premium prices, but by and large everything is MP3 and dumped on wank Smartphones and tablets. Yes, they have great portability but OMG the sound quality is utter shite!

Moreover, phones and tablets are souless at the best of times, and it doesn’t matter if you buy the most expensive earphones for these things, the sound is still shit!

I still have my old Hi-Fi, records, and cassette tapes, and more often than not I’ll listen to them than anything from my phone. Moerover, it was always a pleasure to take an LP out of its record sleeve (especially double-albums with gatefolds – aka Thin Lizzy, UFO, Asia, Rush), wipe any fingermarks and dust off with a lint-free cloth, place it on the turntable and watch the arm move across and the needle slowly lower itself onto the vinyl. And then I would tweak the amp and equaliser accordingly, and sit back and listen to those rich sounds bounce around the room.

Happy days, but the kids of today would find that too much like hard work. Better to listen to an MP3 on a pair of cheap plugs via a tacky phone from the likes of Spotify at some shite bit-rate.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Michael Gove (9)

Boris is having lots of problems at the moment with his old pal Cummings turning against him. Not long ago Cummings was the most despised, lying, two faced cunt in the world but now, according to the MSM, he is the fountain of truth and justice. What a transformation!!

However, I note that the Govester is backing the Jellyfish to the hilt and can’t get his tongue far enough up his arse.

If I were Boris i’d be shitting myself to have the slimeball Gove on my side. This cunt would sell his own mother to the A-rabs at a rock bottom price. I’m tempted to compare this piece of shit to Blair but I won’t go that far.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/michael-gove-boris-johnson-dominic-cummings-prime-minister-simon-case-b931816.html

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog