The death of satire, humour and old fashioned piss taking.

Julie Burchill has been sacked by the daily Torygraph for a racist tweet regarding the Markle parasites. I have no particular liking for Burchill, she was tiresome all those years ago at the NME and I doubt much has changed.

But, what was this racist tweet that was so bad that even the fucking Telegraph was appalled?

Ms Burchill tweeted: “What a missed opportunity! They could have called it Georgina Floydina!”

I dont see any racism there. I do see piss taking out of a pair of self important fucking hypocrites.

But what disturbs me is that a right of centre paper should fire someone for satirising someone on twitter to show it’s woke credentials. That is truly worrying.
Once again Stalin would be glowing with pride.

Julie Burchill Sacked

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(On reading this I have contacted the DT and cancelled my subscription with them – DA)

Non-British Broadcasting Corporation.

I was checking on the health of Sasha Johnson and came across this that I never knew existed:-

BBC Pidgin Speak

I don’t know if it’s been cunted before, but an uneducated website written by someone with a mental age of ten, trying to sound hard, with no respect for the British, really is taking the piss.

It’s bad enough having to admit that the Welsh language is British, without having part of the licence fee going to a bunch of thick as pigshit, pigeon brained, Pidgin mumbling, white hating cunts.

I was actually concerned that Sasha would not survive.

I hope she lives with permanent disfigurement and disablement. A living testimony to exactly how the people she claims are mistreated behave.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

From The Independent
If children don’t learn about the achievements of Black people, what hope is there for future racial equality?

Bigging Up Black People

What hope indeed. This culled from the Independent a newspaper apparently. Written by one Beverly Daniel Tatum. Dont know if this writer is one thing or the other. Perhaps a trannie hedging it’s bets.

We dont teach the great black writers because we are racist. Structurally and institutionally naturally. Let’s have a look at why this is:-

Chaucer, Shakespear even Dickens, the Brontes and so on predate black writing let alone the ‘great’ black authors.
So what are we supposed to be teaching at the expense of these white supremacists?

Some cunters may know of ‘great’ black writers. I’m fucked if I do.
Yet again, for the sake of inclusivity we must lower standards. Only a matter of time (hinted at in some universities) before maths, physics and chemistry go out the window in the cause of inclusivity. And Rastus getting the Nobel prize for Physics for passing GCSE.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Following on from the incredibly convincing performance of ‘actress of colour’ Jodie Turner-Smith as the previously Persil-white Anne Boleyn in Channel 5’s drama, I’ve become a great fan of so-called ‘colour blind casting’.

By the same token (no pun intended), I reckon that Idris Elba could have done us a great King Henry VIII. Or how about Halle Berry as a sexy little Eva (‘Mrs Hitler’) Braun? I’d say that she’d fit the profile perfectly.

The possibilities are endless; Tom Hardy could be great as Martin Luther King. Oh but hang on, wouldn’t that count as *gulp* ‘cultural appropriation’, and cause a riot of faux outrage among the wokerati?
It’s all a bit confusing at that…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Colour Blind Casting in the Media

(Welcome back, Ron – DA)

A cunting for the two teenage scum buckets who vandalised a defibrillator at a football ground.

Incident took place at about 1a.m on Sunday 13th June, what the fuck were they doing out at that time anyway? Shows what sort of parents they have.

I believe the two cunts have now been arrested.

Story in The Independent

Nominated by: mystic maven