A cunting for the two teenage scum buckets who vandalised a defibrillator at a football ground.

Incident took place at about 1a.m on Sunday 13th June, what the fuck were they doing out at that time anyway? Shows what sort of parents they have.

I believe the two cunts have now been arrested.

Story in The Independent

Nominated by: mystic maven

A friend of mine brought this to my attention earlier this morning, and even though I haven’t read the details (the document is about 4 or 5 years old), the summary bits that I have read have made me realise once and for all why this country (and many others) is heading towards the – idealistic – goals mapped out in this “Agenda”.

Namely:-

• Goal 1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
• Goal 2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
• Goal 3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
• Goal 4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
• Goal 5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
• Goal 6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all
• Goal 7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
• Goal 8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
• Goal 9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialization and foster innovation
• Goal 10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
• Goal 11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
• Goal 12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
• Goal 13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its impacts*
• Goal 14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
• Goal 15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
• Goal 16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
• Goal 17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalize the global partnership for sustainable development

…. and on and on it goes, waffling out with its globalist ideals (no “Goal 18 – Control Overpopulation”, of course), all of which they hope to have in place in just another 9 years, with a footnote suggesting – and I quote –

 The world will be a better place in 2030 if we succeed in our objectives.

Better place for who exactly? And who will be making the greater sacrifice for this to happen?

So its all beginning to make sense why this country is becoming more and more Woke, more and more diverse, more and more open to immigration, more and more Green until all 17 goals have been ticked off by this and future governments come 2030 at the behest of the United Nations and most of its 193 member states.

This could well be The Great Reset and Build Back Better rolled into one, aided and abetted by a global pandemic, and an obedient MSM & Social Media ready to help flatten the curve a little, for the greater good!

Who the fuck voted for the UN to produce this shit anyway?

Globalism is on its way it would seem

UN Agenda 2030

Nominated by: Technocunt

My Everest tourists are surely worthy of a Cunting. I have always been fascinated by tales of mountaineering and those courageous professional climbers that pit their wits against them simply because “they are there”. These professionals train hard, ascending higher and higher peaks until they have mastered their dangerous sport. It takes bravery and skill and one mistake can not only jeopardise the life of the climber but his companions as well.

But that’s not the case any more. If you have no or only negligible mountaineering experience and £50,000 to spare then you too can ascend the peak of Mt Everest, the holy grail of mountaineering. Every year, hundreds of wealthy tourists with no aptitude or experience pretend to be Sir Edmund Hillary and tackle the perilous ascent with the aid of specialist tourist companies and an army of underpaid, scared Nepalese Sherpas. Along the way they litter the mountain with their detritus and trash and put their lives and those of the exasperated Sherpas at risk through their ignorance and lack of skill or appreciation of the dangers. They frequently have to be rescued and a number have suffered serious injury and even death.

This irresponsible circus takes place every year. The Nepalese government love it because it brings dollars in. The Sherpas are ambiguous about it. They appreciate the chance to earn money but are terrified by the ordeal of shepherding the clumsy rich Western fuckwits who don’t know what they are doing and put the lives of the Sherpas at risk. The Sherpas are becoming quite militant about it. For them the mountain is sacred and must be treated with respect. They know it’s a killer. They are demanding more money. Quite a few were killed in a devastating avalanche whilst guiding tourists a few years ago. They also nearly rioted and beat up a tourist that called one of them a “motherfucker”, no doubt stressed because he had bitten more than he could chew.

Everest should be left to the Sherpas and professional mountaineers. I would love to go to Nepal to see Everest but I would remain in the lowlands to admire its majesty. No way would you get me climbing up there.

A mountainous pile of cunt.

Everest Deaths Out of Control

Everest Deaths

Everest Sherpas

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine 

Another turd that needs a feckin good poke with the bog brush, but still this cunt still won’t flush.

What is it with shitehouses / has beens/ arseholes like this?

You had a job to do, you didn’t do it well; you failed you cunt.

There is a long list of similar detritus, who decide to re-emerge in a different guise after a ‘distinguished’ career when they realise that in retrospect they achieved ‘100% of fuck all’ in their chosen path. And maybe ‘the public’ need just a little reminder of how important and clever they really are.

The list is endless. We all know who they are, no need to name them all. Oh fuck it, I will. Blair, Blair, Campbell, Blair, and that other ugly cunt what’s his name? Oh yeah Blair.)

But William Jefferson Clinton, it’s time to shut the fuck up. And go back to Arkansas and serve your penance.

But on the positive side- blame the dementia; you can just pretend that you don’t recognise the fat bitch and you don’t remember marrying her. So therefore you don’t have to fuck her anymore

Off you trot; southern hick. And soon.

Why former US president Bill Clinton wants to rule the literary world

Bill Clinton Literary Genius

Nominated by: Big Mal

The Pulitzer Prize and how low it has sunk.

Darnella Frazier, a teenager who filmed George Floyd’s murder in a live-streamed video that quickly spread worldwide, was awarded the Pulitzer Prize on Friday.

Pulitzer Prize for Murder

A moronic cell phone snapper who stood filming a fellow black while he was restrained, pretty obviously in distress, who did fuck all to help, is awarded a Pulitzer. A despicable black halfwit, more interested in her fucking phone than a fellow human (ok, debatable in St George’s case)
Is it woke? Rewarding callousness? Bandwagon jumping? Or is it cos she is black, innit?
Fucking disgraceful.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble