In my desperate attempt to become part of the wokie crowd I was going to nominate The Bangles hit “Walk like an Egyptian” as a blatant example of colonialism and racism disguised as popular culture.

There are obvious references to slavery as well as not very nice things about the Japs and the Chinkies.

I thought I was onto something radical here but my extensive research shows that some wokie cocksucker has beaten me to it again.

The track is listed in “Songs You Didn’t Know were Racist” in the Readers Digest, of all things, August 2020. Among the others is “Island Girl” by Fat Reg, my fucking hero.

I’m beginning to wonder if I will ever be accepted amongst the woke. I fear they are far too smart for me.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Walk Like an Egyptian Song

Racist Pop Songs

The Hundred is yet another repackaging of cricket and it is a crock of shit.

I managed to watch about 20 minutes of the first men’s game before turning the tv off. The commentators are universally woke and frequently women; John Arlott they are not.

The BBC has signed up for this rubbish and is desperate to make people think that it is worth watching. Some bint was saying that the previous evening’s women’s game was watched by a world record (for a cockless cricket fixture) 6,000. She failed to mention that some 15,000 tickets were given away for the game.

The Hundred encapsulates all that is wrong with modern sport; designed by media people who have bugger all knowledge or understanding of the true essence of sport.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

I didn’t take 15 minutes searching for this image.

Weddings.I hate weddings.
Having to dress up all posh, being on my best behaviour, not getting pissed and insulting people and  listening to boring cunts,

Posh food. Missus loves them but god, I hate weddings. Always tempted to start a food fight, dont get me wrong, im not antisocial, I love a good funeral!! But weddings???

Shite music too, all schmaltz, sickly and best man speeches, you’re not allowed to Boo them. Luckily im such a cunt I dont get invited to many,  word of past misdemeanours has spread and I look like Lurch in a suit. Fuck weddings ?

https://youtu.be/8Wi7SYKDvY4

Nominated by – Miserable Northern cunt

All hail generic 1990s student posters.

The stench of weed, skunk or whatever the fucking choice of word.

I don’t know if this has been nominated in the past? Either way I’m fucking sick of the smell of this shit.

Growing up in the 60’s I remember the smell of Moroccan, Afghan black, Lebanese gold etc. From what I recall the whiff was pleasant compared to modern day dope.
It’s everywhere and it fucking stinks. Even those who smoke it stink of it. I’ve sold my house this week because of it.

I had a few friendly words with my neighbour and told him of the skunk smell permeating the wall cavities etc. and getting into our house. Windows open, no fucking chance. Friends round nope too embarrassing.

Their idea of addressing the problem is, Mother, Father, Three sons and girlfriends now all smoke it in the shed ffs. A crackhouse in the garden. I’ve raised the fencing two foot to hide the den but the weed still wafts over and this nice weather brings everybody out.
I thought of phoning the police or council but moving seemed a better option and we sold the first day at 10k above so happy about that.

Why should I have to move because society has now accepted the use of skunk or weed in general. It’s fucking everywhere, you can smell it on a walk, outside a pub, in a park or coming out of open windows.

I don’t have a problem with anyone smoking cannabis but this stuff is too pungent, for me anyway. Almost forgot, from what I remember of smoking resin people laughed a lot, got the munchies and sex was better, but that could be an age thing. Nowadays there seems to be a lot of psychosis involved.

https://bit.ly/3wSBDrH

Nominated by – Infidelgastro

Not to be confused with the 1980’s hair metal band.

I think I may have cunted these backwards and confused aging women before, but the BBC have decided it’s time for us to hear about them again in a recent news story, so here I am to tell them they are hypocritical cunts again.

“Women’s state pension: Compensation closer for Waspi campaigners – BBC News” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57900320.amp

WASPI stands for ‘Women against state pension inequality’, hold on to that last word inequality, as hear in lies the hypocrisy. They have an issue that they feel they weren’t given enough notice that their state pension age was rising from 60 to be EQUALISED with men, somehow they believe this is inequality.

They claim that because of short notice they’ve lost out financially? I don’t get how you would lose out financially, unless you’d decided to stop working earlier than retirement age anyway, in that case tough shit for being a lazy cunt and expecting your other half to keep working.

Anyway they now want compensation, because obviously they do. Don’t get me wrong state pension ages going up is a kick in the teeth, or in my case a man in his mid thirties, I personally doubt I’ll ever see a state pension. But for your group to be about inequality, pissing and moaning when your retirement age is made equal is a bit rich.

Unfortunately you’ll just have to swallow that you didn’t like the outcome of asking for equal rights. Can’t have your cake and eat it. Luckily only women born in the 1950’s are up in arms about this, so this group of money grabbing, whinge bags will die out relatively soon and I won’t have to hear about them any more.

Nominated by – elcuntio