He’s single, males in prison take note.

This class act has just been jailed for stealing nearly £800,000 from the NHS by setting up two companies of which he was sole director and submitted false invoices which he then approved himself in his role as a NHS manager.

Bad Barry has a bit of form for being dodgy – “Chelmsford Crown Court heard Stannard had convictions for three previous offences, including theft by an employee in 1986.

There were also two offences in 2000 concerning a stolen blank MOT certificate that Stannard filled in with his vehicle’s details, one offence of handling stolen goods and one of forgery”. (Story and above quote courtesy of the Sun).

Why did nobody check – when I worked in the Civil Service I had to have an advanced criminal records check and sign the Official Secrets Act – how did Barry Stannard get away with withholding this relevant information about his criminal past?

Sentenced to five years, out in three with a tag, and not a thought about patients who will not be treated due to his dishonesty.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Links below provided by: Cupid Stunt The First

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15452149/nhs-boss-jailed-siphoning-1m-crippled-health-service-lavish/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-57672570

Following on from Deploy The Sausage’s distressing experience with Barclays https://is-a-cunt.com/2021/06/mortgages/ failing to release his mortgage funds in a timely and professional manner, these legalised crooks are now telling me not to misgender woke flakes:

https://www.barclays.co.uk/diversity/

What fucking business is it of a financial institution to tell me I can’t refer to a female as she/her or a male as he/him, when that’s what they are?

Totally out of order.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff 

No enjoyment was obtained in finding an image for this post. It just took about 15 minutes or so…

Yes – those dear sweet things. Attractive, slim, elegant, well attired, refined; and look great in a bikini. Maybe even classy enough to put in the ‘bank’ and ‘crack one off’ to when the wife has gone shopping.

Well, it would seem that events in the ‘modelling’ world have taken an unfortunate turn for the worse.

Knock one out to the image in this link, if you can.

And whatever ‘it’ has in those keks could do with a saucer of milk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9742633/Kamala-Harris-stepdaughter-Ella-Emhoff-kisses-cuddles-beau-Sam-Hine-boat-St-Tropez.html

Nominated by: Big Mal

Still with his toothy grin, and the lice addled beard, the Catweazle mini-me blows more of “his” money, kindly donated by the punters who over the years have supported his shitty companies, on a pointless, fruitless ego trip with Elton Musk, as to who of the two wankstains will be first to the moon:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/richard-branson-set-space-flight-24442448

This vanity project – for that is all it is – will benefit nobody, except the two protagonists, whose heads will get even bigger (assuming they return from the great behind, as Hylda Baker would have put it), is just another ostentatious display of wealth. A grotesque adventure in a game that can only be played by people with more money than sense. Musk and Branson, who is the bigger cunt of the two, or is it a draw?

i just hope that the device Dick uses to propel himself with invested in strong air fresheners to cover the smell when he shits himself.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The CGI is just so impressive these days.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9738615/Disney-dropping-Slave-1-new-Star-Wars-series.html

Disney are changing the name of Boba Fett’s ship Slave-1 to ‘starship’ must have taken some long nights in marketing to come up with that one…

Why? It’s the name of a fictional ship that’s existed for 40 years. What next wookie reparations? Disney lost the plot years ago with their bubble wrapped approach to take care of their precious little brigade of snowflakes.

Not to mention they fired the bint from The Mandalorian for tweeting about conspiracy/vaccine stuff and she had a nice arse.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

They also put warnings on the following movies. Information provided by – well I looked it up so it’s me. – DA

• Dumbo (1941): Contains a scene of a group of cigar-smoking crows, with their leader named Jim Crow, referring to the racist segregation laws of the South, and voiced by a white actor.
• Peter Pan (1953): Has been criticized for the way its Native American characters were portrayed, including when they sing the song “What Made The Red Man Red,” and for the way white characters appropriate headdresses and apparel.
• Lady And The Tramp (1955): Features a pair of Siamese cats that sing “The Siamese Cat Song” in stereotypical Asian voices.
• The Jungle Book (1967): Has been criticized for its orangutans, which are seen as a racist caricature of black Americans.
• The Aristocats (1970): Has also been condemned for its Siamese cat, which plays the piano and talks about Asian food in a stereotypical accent.