Ben Whittaker. He’s a sulky Boxer

He’s no Daley Thompson let’s face it.

Ready for the next embarrassing Olympic cunt that is some cunt I had never heard of up until now Ben Whittaker, this wanker has thrown his teddy out of his playpen because he didn’t get a gold medal for boxing.

This fuck monkey looked like a total cunt on the podium, face down to his nuts, refusing to shake hands with his betters and generally acting like a petulant child, same as he did when he didn’t win at FIFA against his mates.

This cunt must have been trained by the other wanker David Haye, its been years since I saw a boxing bell end like this and that’s fucking saying something.

Arse boy got a silver but was holding it like he had a handful of used condoms, maybe his trainer or his dad wants to give him a slap around the chops.

This sad prick also wants to run for mayor of Wolverhampton, I know the place is an utter dump but they don’t deserve this whinging cunt as mayor to make things for the locals.

So bad loser Ben Whittaker you are now in the embarrassing Olympic wankers club with the knitting fa**ot and the excuse makers…. Cunt

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Nominated by – Fuglyucker

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Sky (12) orders the EPL to take the Knee (Again!)

A 999, CAT 1 cunting for the Premier League, please, as the dull cunts have decided the players are STILL going to ‘Take the knee’, despite the obvious contempt by the fans at the ‘Gesture’.

Utter, total wankers.

Knee Bending to continue for another EPL Season

EPL Players continue to take the knee

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

 

And this from Freddie the Frog

The Dumb World of Rich Football Cunts

So all 20 Premier League teams have agreed to “take the knee” before every game. Translation…….Sky have told them to do it and they are the cunts with the fat wallet who are making the decisions.

Don’t like your team kicking off at 12.30 or 5.30 on a Saturday? Fuck you.

Don’t like playing on a Sunday?
Fuck you.

Don’t like playing on a Monday night?
Fuck you.

Can’t get trains home after all these ridiculous kick off times?
Fuck you.

Don’t like players constantly virtue signalling about social justice while living the life of multi millionaires and bragging about it?
Fuck you.

Don’t like being called a raaaay-sist and to “get educated “ by BBC p*nces?
Fuck you.

I just wish I had a Sky subscription so I could cancel it and tell those cunts why. That’s the key…..tv money is what it’s all about. They don’t give a fuck about the cunts in the ground…..they are just wankers there to be fleeced as far as they are concerned.
I’m fucking finished with football. They stole it from us and fucked it up so now they can keep it.
Cunts.

Merseyside Police Goes Woke

A “ello ello, what’s goin on ere then” cunting for Merseyside police cunts.

Liverpool, once the capital of tea leafs and nair do wells, is now obviously the paragon of a city with zero crime, well, apart from hate crime.

The Merseyside rozzers have made a pathetic video, claiming their commitment to the alphabet brigade by appearing, waving a fucking rainbow flag, whilst talking about their own personal commitments.

Mersey Police Full of Pride

My grandad was a copper, a beat sergeant, a big cunt he was, used to “collar” undesirables, walk into dodgy pubs to get information and generally get his fucking hands dirty.

THAT is policing, not this powder puffing, barnet buffing load of morons.

This country is truly fucked I tell thee.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Amber Heard (5) tells the world about her Baby

She gets right up your nose and some.

She’s had a baby, hope it likes drugs.

She’s had a baby via surrogate and she isn’t married, plenty of women have done that, yet she seems to think this is ground breaking. Listen to this cobblers:

“I wanted to do it on my own terms. I now appreciate how radical it is for us as women to think about one of the most fundamental parts of our destinies in this way. I hope we arrive at a point in which it’s normalised to not want a ring in order to have a crib.”

She can’t have a baby and get on with it, has to make it about some empowering women bollox and demonise the family unit. Seems to suffer from the same malaise as the Megalodon – can’t speak normally, has to talk in excruciating woke wibble.

Nothing wrong with being married and having a baby; more people do this than being single. Don’t demonise the family. Its not just The Guardian lauding her praises, same bs was in The Daily Mail.

On her own terms? Is that with the help of $7 million Depp had to give her? An enormous pile of cash she promised she’d give to charity.

p.s. She’s shit in Aqua Man.

Nominated by – Cuntologist

Beck – Singer Songwriter, allegedly

He’s a born and raised scientologist too.

How this tosser is revered as some sort of postmodern ‘genius’, I will never fucking know. Everything this man has ever done has been nicked. Early songs like ‘Truckdrivin’ Neighbours Downstairs’ and ‘Beercan’ (I liked Beercan – DA) came across as substandard and limp wristed Gram Parsons or Neil Young.

With his big break, ‘Loser’, Beck defined the early Nineties US rock whining slacker. Like an American Neil from The Young Ones, or a passion-less Kurt Cobain. ‘Loser’ was a heavily contrived and staged piece of self-loathing and self-pity to lure in the music press and MTV.

With Odelay, Beck somehow ended up as name to drop and the hip 90s hero. But like that other talent-free 90s cunt, Twatboy Slim, Beck’s Odelay is just garish crap and cheap thievery, the musical equivalent of nylon shirts, cheap cologne, and Del Boy style slacks.

Ripping the riff off the Beatles ‘Taxman’ (already done by The Jam with ‘Start!’), some sitar samples (again, been done) and badly made Austin Powers style videos were unquestionably lapped up by cunts like NME and various celebrity bellends of the time and seen as ‘cool’. When it was just so much second hand shite.

Beck makes out he is man of many styles, but in fact he is a master of none. Like those other unoriginal cunts, Oasis, Beck made his ‘living’ out of stealing off other artists (allegedly – DA).

He may see himself as some sort of enigmatic and gifted Scott Walker (RIP) type figure. But Scott was a one-off who was always true to his art. While Beck is a clown who makes The Ruttles look original.

And let’s not even start on Beck’s latest ‘collaboration’ with Paul McCuntney. (I won’t defend this though – DA)

Nominated by – Norman

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