Selfie takers are now becoming a regular occurrence on ISAC these days but i couldn’t resist this one, natural selection has just sent 11 muppets to the afterlife for doing brain dead things, shocking.

Darwyn award for these useless cunts and just as well to, is it me or are the general world wide population becoming stupider [is that a word] , common sense is no longer common, any people who can think logically are going to be bred out in the next couple of generations and the god help us all, a world run by total fuckwits…..

Lightening Strikes in India

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Open your hearts or your legs for a red rosette cunting for the skanky MP and recently “sacked” wimminz who now has three jobs gifted by Keiro the Clown:

https://twitter.com/AngelaRayner/status/1414498287097454592

As with the knee photo both eyes firmly fixed on the media

So refusing to take the knee and saying why is now regarded as “waycisr”

Imagine the state of this country if this old whore ever gets her shitty fingers on the levers of power.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

One of the most important changes to the law in recent times happened last night. Not that you would really know that today as the media are bleating on about fucking football and racism, again.. – side note: George Floyd mural in USA was destroyed by lightning yesterday AHAHA.

MP’s were not briefed and expected to vote on this emergency piece of legislation with just 90 minutes of debate. They were also not provided any real evidence. The ‘impact assessment’ of making jibjabs compulsory has yet to be completed.. vote first, ask questions later.

Conservative MP William Wragg said, “The government is treating this House with utter contempt. Ninety minutes on a statutory instrument to fundamentally change the balance of human rights in this country is nothing short of a disgrace.”.

So care workers, who have worked for 16 months just fine without a jibjab, will now lose their jobs if they don’t take an emergency approved medical procedure that is still in the experimental trial phase. Complete breach of the Nuremberg code and other international laws, but what the fuck does this government care.

Similar legislation was passed in tandem in Greece and France. One suspects their legislation will be similarly explicit, yet vague, opening the door to compulsory vaccination in other sectors and industries too. Of course, this is all just ‘mere simultaneous incompetence’ by national governments, nothing coordinated and untoward you understand.

I find it hard not to laugh. The situation is so upside down and blatantly outrageous, the media is almost silent, and no one seems to bat an eyelid.

ps French granny muff diver, Macron, proclaimed yesterday that it may be necessary to make the vaccination compulsory for the entire nation, and will be introducing the Israeli style vax pass medical apartheid system. (There is the separate nom scheduled for this cunt – Day Admin)

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

Compulsory Jabs for Care Home Workers Fury

Floyd Mural Struck by Lightning

Lightning Strike Destroys George Mural

“For just 200 grand, you too could fly to space, just like that Richard Branston Pickle cunt,” said the fake publicity piece I just made up.

Only, would you really go to ‘space’. Now, I’m no massive science cunt, but the traditional line within the scientific community for ‘outer space’ is at 100 kilometres above sea level. It’s known as the ‘karma chameleon line’ or summat. Alright, the ‘Karman Line’.

Beardy’s flight goes about 10 km short of this. NASA, an American government agency remember, set the bar lower in recent years, some say, to make it easier and cheaper to give stripes to their ‘astronauts’. When some cunt from the military comes in and says “How many astronauts have you trained this year with our money?”, they can give a favourable answer. So the theory goes, anyway.

Now I don’t know much about all this as you can tell, but if I paid 200k to go to space, I’d want to go to space. Not 10km from where it starts. Space keeps getting lower. I think in 5 years, he’ll be offering you the chance to stand on a chair for 20 grand a pop.

Almost space though. It’s like paying for a pint and almost drinking it. “Have a look. Have a sniff. Put your tongue about a centimetre from touching the froth on the top of your pint…That’ll be £3.50 please. Now fuck off.”

I missed all the hype about this, because if I see his grinning beardy minge face, I instantly switch over. Then I heard yesterday, that he was minutes away from blasting into space. And it was live on the interwebs. Well, I just had to see that.

I expected, probably foolishly, to see a big fucking rocket like Saturn V blasting off with Beardy inside, crying for his mum and shitting his pants while screaming, ‘I wanna get off! I wanna get off!”

What did I see? A fucking plane taking off and then the ‘rocket’ doing the last part of the climb to ‘almost space’.

What a crock of shite.

Typical virgin. Not taking you all the way.

Virgin in Space

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Just for fun here’s an added Jeff Bezos in space cunting courtesy of – Fuglyucker

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/jul/20/jeff-bezos-rocket-design-an-inquiry

Jeff Bazos and his flying cock, this cunt one of the richest men in the world, this is because all his Amazon staff work for next to fuck all.
Good ol Jeff has had the neck to thank all his Amazon staff for making it possible for him to be able to be shot into space it what looks to me like a sex toy costing millions.
His Amazon staff must be so pleased their hard work, sweat and graft has mad it possible for this cunt to be able to look down on them from space as well as his security cameras and tell them when they are allowed to take a piss….slave driving cunt

Despite words to the contrary, Microsoft has released the latest Windows OS, and OMG what a complete shitshow they’ve made of it when it comes to finding out if your current PC/Laptop is capable of the upgrade!

Windows 10, was rolled out in 2015. Microsoft insisted that there would be no further versions and that W10 would evolve over the next 10 to 15 years.

Us tech-heads knew that was bullshit because MS can’t help themselves with releasing new versions every 5 or 6 years (good versions that is!) And surprise surprise, 6 years after W10, here comes W11.

However, the PR department at MS really have dropped the ball in terms of letting existing users know if their machines are compatible using their PC Health Check app, and their W11 System Requirements Documentation, both of which came into direct conflict with each other.

Without boring you any further with details, your machine probably won’t be good enough for the free W11 upgrade if you have an old CPU and/or lack TPM2.0 because MS want you to dump your old machine and buy a brand new one with W11 already installed.

Cynics think MS are in cahoots with the big PC manufacturers into wanting you to spend hundreds or even thousands of pounds on new tin just to be able to run W11. Moreover, it also means that a lot of perfectly good PCs will be dumped either into landfill sites or fly-tipped – not very good for the environment (think of poor old Greta!)

MS fucked up the release of Windows 8, and followed up with a half baked 8.1
It then released W10, but every time they rolled out new updates it fixed some problems and created many others, to the point where W10 is wholly unreliable. Which may explain why the guys at Redmond want to brush 10 under the carpet and replace it with W11.

But if they can’t even get their upgrade apps to work correctly, what hope is there of W11 being any more stable than its predecessors?

My advice! Don’t bother with W11 for at least another year. There’s no need to upgrade because quite frankly having installed W11 on my VMware it just ain’t worth the bother.

Linux is the way forward, but if you’re totally dependent in Windows, then stick with 10 for the foreseeable future until the fuck-monkeys at MS get their shit together.

Is My PC Compatible?

Nominated by: Technocunt

and this from our old friend Dioclese

A good few years back I was offered a contract with Microsoft at the ‘campus’ near Reading. Three months, good money, close to home. What could go wrong? Well, they hadn’t a fucking clue and after a week I deliberately caused a ruckus and got my self kicked out.

I remember a banner across the huge developers office. It read “Remember – the future of the world is in your hands today” One night – and no it wasn’t me – someone took a big fat red pen and wrote across the bottom “We’re fucked then!”

Watching the ensuing witch hunt was truly delicious…