(Ee bah gum, is the cunt on the right, as they both rebuild Britain their way! – Day Admin)

A Diversity-Is-Our-Strength, goodness gor blimey, cunting please for this allegedly tarry fingered M.P – all of 31 years old – who has found herself, like Claudia Webbe and that old tart from Peterborough before her, in the dock for being naughty:

Now these wimminz have several things in common, not least that they become Labour M.Ps as ze party promoted AWS,/BME/BLM principles, if you can dignify them thus.

Of course, this lady only did what is alleged because of her “controlling husband”

Ah the patriarchy. I am sure Jess Phillis and de sisterhood will lend their support – if they are not wearing them themselves.

With hundreds of fuckers arriving every day by small boat to be pandered to, we are going to get more and more shit like this sitting on the green benches.

Labour MP in Court for Alleged fraud

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

Wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, maybe, wouldn’t.

(Header pic slightly enlarged purely to check the quality of the sand and err… goal posts – Day Admin)

Booooooooooo! Come on, let’s hear a resounding ‘hissssssssssss!’ for the women’s beach handball team from Norway.

At a recent European Championship match, these killjoys refused to wear the regulation skimpy bikini bottoms, claiming that they were demeaning. They opted instead for something resembling a pair of your granny’s support knickers.

Handball Federation officials ruled that this was a case of ‘improper clothing’, and fined the team £130 per head (or should that be bum?).

Quite right too, in my opinion. One of the few sights worth watching in women’s sport is beach handball; ahhh… the sight of a tightly contoured bikini stretched across a pert, firm little bottom is a sight for sore eyes.

Now these mardy-arses have got the damned impertinence to question the wisdom and authority of the sport’s governing body, and you can bet that where they lead, others will follow. It’s nothing short of outrageous, and they should be slapped down on hard (as a public spirited citizen, I hereby volunteer my services to administer said discipline free of charge).

Come on ladies, stop arseing about and get those delicious derrieres back in the proper mode of display, and make an old man very happy. You know it makes sense; nobody loves a spoilsport.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/sports/norway-beach-handball-team.html

The BBC, my application for a job.

Hello fellow cunters I’ve decided to get on the good old BBC gravy train, the golden tit, why not every other cunt is doing it.

I fancy a Lineker grade salary and believe I’m worth more than what that jug eared cunt gets paid

Here’s my job application, any additions before I submit it will be welcome. If accepted which I very much doubt I’d see it past one episode but I can see a good amount of compo coming my way. Here goes.

Application for presenters job at the BBC.

1. I am right of centre
2. I am anti woke.
3. I’m anti quota both racial and gender. Jobs should be awarded on ability, not colour or gender.
4. I am pro Brexit.
5. I am pro Boris Johnson (with certain caveats). After all there’s fuck all opposition at the moment.
6. I am anti BLM and believe they should be classed as a terrorist organisation. BAN THEM.
7. I am anti extinction (stinking) Rebellion. They should be classed as an anti establishment Marxist organisation. BAN THEM.
8. I believe that reporting should portray both sides of the debate, not just the extreme left.
9. I am not a Socialist, or should I say Communist.
10. I believe that police numbers should be increased.
11. I believe that illegals should be deported, no questions asked. If they want to come here the cunts should apply through the proper channels.
12. Send the illegal boats back to France. No taxi service to the UK by RNLI, BORDER FORCE, NAVY OR ANY OTHER LEFTY WOKE ORGANISATION WHO MISTAKENLY PORTRAYS THEM AS REFUGEES.
13. I believe that Covid reporting should be balanced instead of the project doom reporting currently operated by the msm.
14. I am anti woke football players dropping to the knee. Strange how many non England players in Euro 20 who play in the premier league never took the knee, but will gladly do it in PL games. I think you can label these as fuckin virtue sinalling sheep, and that’s being kind.
15. I am anti non binary gender. These cunts need to understand, there is only two genders, MALE AND FEMALE.
16. Although I do not live I  London (thank fuckin god), I believe that little anti British shit rat Khan should be removed from office immediately. He’s a cunt destroying the capital.
17. The incompetent Met police commissioner (Dick by name, dick by action, but actual confirmed dyke ) should also be removed from office.
18 I firmly believe that the BBC should be defunded.

Although I have no previous experience of presenting I do hope you find my application and CV acceptable. However as a white privileged 60+ year old male I do realise that I have none of the essential requirements for employment at the BBC although I have to say I definitely could do a better and more representative job than most of the incuntbents currently on your station. I await your job offer.

Nominated by: DLP 

They go here link. Or look to your right on PC or menu bar if you’re using a phone. There won’t be any new Corona related nominations or discussion outside of that thread for the time being. Mainly because we’re fucking bored shitless of reading about it after 18 months.

Oh and as an added bonus, if you attempt to say for example turn the comments on a post about say bananas into the above. We’ll do a Paul Daniels on your comment.

Thanks. – DA

You want a cunt? I’ve got one. Charlotte Sunshine (I know?).

This daft bitch got the wrong order at McDonald’s. And apparently one bite of a chicken burger left her ‘traumatised’ ‘vomiting’ and ‘in tears’. An honest if daft mistake, obviously. And an apology and refund would normally close such a matter. But only with a normal person. The fuss this spoilt cow made about it is unbelievable. She was, of course, not so upset that she told every cunt on Twitter about it ad nauseum and expects special treatment, it appears an apology and refund isn’t good enough for this overgrown snowflake brat. Also, what’s a supposedly committed and lifelong vegan doing in McDonald’s anyway?

Typical luminous haired entitled millennial snowflake cunt. God, I fucking hate hippies.

MaccyD Customer Traumatised

Nominated by: Norman 

Seconded by: Dickie Dribbler

Seconded.

MaccyD have previous form for veggie order c*ck-ups. Dozy moo-moo should have looked to see what was in her bun before stuffing her face.

Vegan in burger shock

Vegan given wrong meal at MaccyD

Should have offered her a free bacon double cheeseburger to rub it in.