Ryan Tedder – Hates Classic Songs

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How’s about Ryan Tedder. Me neither but he has had a whinge reported by the BBC, of course.

”Ryan Tedder: Classic songs are strangling new music”

Apparently a lot, if not the majority of people are choosing to buy/download/whatever classic pop performers from the past. 66.4% it seems.
I wonder why that is? Perhaps someone out there might have some thoughts on this tricky conundrum.

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56 thoughts on “Ryan Tedder – Hates Classic Songs”

  1. Such a thick cunt he doesn’t understand that they’re classic because people like them. Classic rap, anybody?

  2. I was listening to a few old tracks a few days ago. One of them here, made before I was born.

    It could well be the internet fucked up music a little, granted. Who’s gonna by a fucking CD now when any cunt can grab it all for free?

    But still, I’m still waiting for a classic album from his generation.

    Anyway, this is proper music you rubbish cunts.

    https://youtu.be/ZnfgRfhdpeQ

  4. There’s little originality in music these days. Even current Rap music doesn’t compare well to what came before.

    Where are tomorrow’s classics? They will still be reaching back into the 20th century.

  5. Just goes to show what we have always known, music in the 60s 70s and 80s was far better that the tuneless ,talentless, mangled, computer enhanced,rapcrap that is around today. Humourless, miserable bastards shouting their angry hate/ ra9e shite.
    Now fuck of you halfwit.

  6. Every generation kicks back at older music. However, if he truly prefers jungle, rap, drill shit, hippity-hop, or a monkey dj “playing” sounds whilst standing on a stage, he’s soft in the noggin. Some stuff sound like a window-licker banging a radiator with saucepans.

  9. Just proves that the old stuff is better doesn’t it? We have youngsters at work who listen to all that gangsta shit, but they also know all the lyrics to Queen, ABBA, the Who etc etc. Also, maybe music has hit a bit of a wall, so to speak. I mean, what else is new and innovative that can be done with it? Television has the same issue.

    • Good point Field Marshal. From formulaic music, to woke social engineering TV and unoriginal films, its a period of cultural stagnation.

  11. I am one of the cunts who looks back.
    Let’s see – Bouncy or Aretha? Stormzy or Otis? Ariadne Grandpa or Amy? One Direction or, well anyfuckingthing including Agadoo.
    Sheeran or Scott Walker?

    I dont know why that is.

  13. Classic songs are strangling new music???

    I really have heard it all now.

    What a numb cunt.

    Music, like film and culture in general has been slowly disappearing down the shitter for a long fucking time now.

    Maybe if the millennials and Gen Z bellends weren’t such vacuous societal lemmings then we’d maybe get some push back or teenage rebellion and maybe the birth of a new musical movement of some sort but it seems highly unlikely.

    Apart from darkey cunts with their dreadful garbage such a “drill” or “graaam” innit, there’s next to no push-back or creative rebellious mischief from the younger generations.

    Let’s be honest the absolute retardation of society in 2021 is surely rich pickings for counter culture rebellion yet it seems these young cunts are bigger conformists to the UK’s medical nanny state than the older boomer generation for some reason.

    Don’t appreciate good music? Stick to your boil in the bag shite from the Ed Sheercunts, other heartbroken tortured faux singer songwriters and the talentless darkey crap which pollutes the airwaves you cunt.
    Classic songs are classic for a reason.

  15. The dude looks like one of those stereotypical, loathsome slime bag crack dealers you find in every single action film, who the hero will invariably beat around for a bit until the bastard spills the requisite information as to the whereabouts of the next target.
    Fuck’eth this cunt and fuck’eth modern music for it doth be decidedly shitty.

  16. Another cunt I’ve never heard of. So I guess he’s achieved fuck all that’s worth talking about. Let’s just ignore the useless cunt, send him into the black hole of obscurity never to be see or heard if again.

  17. The writer of songs for tedious cunts like Adele, Beyonce, Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift moaning about ‘classic’ music from Elton John, ABBA and Queen getting too many downloads.

    That’s his problem, not mine.

    Excuse me, I’m off to listen to Stravinsky.

  18. I’ve never heard of the cunt but I have to say that he’s not wrong. Ed Sheeran is my musical idol; possibly the greatest popular composer since the Gershwin brothers turned up their toes…

  19. Walking past the petrol station the other night and there was a car blaring out…..

    Fuck you
    Fuck you
    Fuck you
    Suck my dick ya ‘ho

    Somewhat lacking in melody and not exactly Simon and Garfunkel but i’m sure Mr Teddy here would approve. Could be a modern classic for all I know.

  20. So, Ed Sheercunt actually needs outside help to ‘write’ his soulless, cliched, chav magnet corporate crap? Fucking astonishing that it needs more than one person to come up with such steaming shite.

    Can’t say I’m surprised, mind. Adele couldn’t write a shopping list, Beyonce needs someone to direct her to her gold toilet, and Taylor Swift just waits for her latest hit to come off the production line without lifting a finger. And as for Sheercunt? The ginger fanny doesn’t even like music or making music. The cunt has admitted it. And now he can’t even be arsed to write his own shit himself. What a fucking cunt old jaffa bollocks really is.

    • I spotted Sheeran’s lyrical genius in his first major hit, The A Team.

      ‘Crumbling like pastry’.

      I fucking wept.

    • Brilliant Norman.

      I remember the same artist/writer combination in Viz absolutely nailing it years ago with ‘The Jimmy Savile story’

    • Nowadays Simon ‘Heterosexual’ Cowell would give him a jaded look and say ‘well you don’t look like R Kelly or Mariah Carey, and you don’t sound like R Kelly or Mariah Carey, so i’m afraid it’s a ‘no’ from me’.

      • Cowell is a about as heterosexual as Rock Hudson in Canal Street.

        Allegedly and all that bollocks…..😉

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