Category Archives: Scotland

Radio 4

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Radio 4 are cunts. And mostly Scottish cunts.

James ‘Nockerty’…It’s Naughty you cunt.

Sarah ‘How long can I string out this question for’ McGregor plus a fist full of other snippy accented, expatriate, enjoying the life down south, fried Mars-bar scoffing, booze raddled, ‘Rabbie’ Burns quoting toss pots whos’ names if I try and remember will make me chainsaw my face off.

And Mull of Kintyre can fuck right off. Enough already.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Scotland the Brave [3]

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When you lot piss off you can take the Jock mafia in the BBC, Labour and Tory party with you. I’d happily take back the several hundred thousand English who live in Scotland if it means the whining, saltire waving Braveheart watching sheeps guts munching lowland doggerel reading Jock cunts fuck off back to that shithole you call Scoortland.

The noo!

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Rabbie Burns

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Burns night – haggis & turnips, tartan and bagpipes, lashings of cheap blended whisky, and a bunch of pretentious fuckwits spouting incomprehensible drivel in an archaic barbarian dialect. Just another day in Scotland, then.

That Tam O’Shanter was a cunt, too.

Nominated by: cuntybaws

Scotland the Brave [2]

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Almost the entire population of Jockland are a bunch of cunts. Bitter, envious, hairy-palmed, gibbering, wife-beating drunks.

A fair few of those Jock Parliament wallahs are coke heads and arse andits as well.

That William Wallace was a right cunt too.

Nominated by: Termujin

Scotland the Brave

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Stokes’ paid damn good coin to their lackey scots bailifs to enforce land clearances and improved the Caledonian colony no end. Lovely haunting empty landscips. Buggered the kilted cunts. Gave them a taste of cold steel and despatched their mewling inbred brats. Got some robust genes impregnated into their cow faced females. Gave the sullen cunts a viable breeding population.

Gratitude? Bugger hell no. Bite the cock that screws ‘em. Give the cunts a vote on leaving the Union for fucks sake?? Bugger those deviant scum scots cunts back into line. They know they want it.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke