ISIS defectors’ parents

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So your daughter fucked off to join ISIS and it’s everybody else’s fault but yours…

What the police, and other agencies for that matter, should have said to you was “Look, you whingeing fucking muzzie pricks, they were YOUR daughters. How the fuck did you not know what was happening to them? YOU were in the best position to notice that they were being radicalised, and in fact, we find it someoe suspicious that you DIDN’T fucking know. YOU need to accept responsibility for this, because it’s YOUR fucking fault. Now fuck off!”

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

How about another cozzer cunting? The knobhead police apologising to the knobhead parents of the knobhead ISIS schoolgirl slags… is this what makes Britain great?

If Blighty gets any more pathetic and piss weak, people will be wishing we had lost in WWII..

Nominated by: Norman

ISIS Special Forces

[ YouCunts have removed their copy of this video, so here’s another one taken from the Daily Fail in the interests of avoiding PC censorship – Ed. ]

Going off the above video that ISIS very thoughtfully released, they’re more special needs than special forces. If it’s genuine, then we really don’t have anything to worry about. If it’s genuine, it’s a work of comedy gold.

It would seem that they went full retard whilst filming this video. I mean, we saw two of these stone age savages do a forward roll over a Russian machine gun, before one of them bizarrely points it up to the sky. Another clip shows the special needs force performing forward rolls over the crest of ill, something that leaves them even more exposed.

One of my favourites, is the twat who literally straps a bush to himself, and then pretending he was wearing a Klingon cloaking device. It actually brought to mind Adrian from the Fast Show. “Yo ‘aven’t sane may, roight?” One of the classics of the video, was a group of fuckwits apparently walking through a garden whilst smashing a tile over their heads. I’m not sure how that prepares them for combat. Never in my 18 years of service in the British Army did I have smash a tile over my head.

Oh yeah, I can’t sign off without mention ISIS’s very own Bruce Lee. Not so much kung fu, as kung poo. (See what I did there?)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw