Hold the IsAC front page Admin!

News is breaking that the Duke and Duchess of Netflix could be getting an award for their *a-hem* ‘bombshell’ interview with arch race-baiter Oprah ‘Wrighty in a wig’ Winfrey.
Crikey, the two-hour sob and whinge fest has only gotten itself a nomination for a bloody EMMY award in the (wait for it!) ‘Outstanding Hosted Non-fiction’ category. No, you read it right first time; that’s ‘NON-FICTION’ category!

Now in case any of you out there in IsACland aren’t aware, the EMMYs are handed out Stateside for ‘the achievement of excellence in the television industry’.
Bwa ha ha ha ha! Non-fiction; no fucking shit Sherlock!

You sometimes have to wonder whether our cousins across the pond are losing the plot. An award for a poorly-researched piece of schlock that’s been shown to be riddled with deceit and falsehoods which were left unchallenged throughout? You’ve got to be kidding.
Excellence my arse. The Emmys, just like the Oscars, have become nothing more than a sad joke.

Special Emmy for Harry and Meghan

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Just have your Grandson win a golden ticket you’ll be out of bed in no time.

So getting old is a cunt,

A little back ground, I used to do “stuff” I would carry my body weight run for miles, shoot shit I even got medals for it and now.

Well the not walking bit I got used to, now I have a bit of a belly. I can still see my cock ( it fires dairy lea now and not cottage cheese, but that’s another story).

My eyes are fucked!, I can see in the distance better than most but some of the things I buy in the supermarket are not quite I expected when I get them home. In fact I seem to have transformed into one of those old codgers from a meet the regiment reunion.

The Mrs has IBS, so I thought she would be a bit understanding, last month we went on a dog walk, I cant walk that fast any more but dropped lots of hints, we need to go home (hint fucking hint).

So almost at the door.. finish line I just said, well I have shit myself now so it does not matter ( fortunately not past cheeks), she suggested that after 10 years together that we need to stop “sharing these things” but fuck it, if she can turn round due to IBS why do I have to do a slow motion BFT when I am not feeling so good?
This getting old business is not playing well with me.

Nominated with far too much information that I personally wished to read at this time of day by – lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

Selfie takers are now becoming a regular occurrence on ISAC these days but i couldn’t resist this one, natural selection has just sent 11 muppets to the afterlife for doing brain dead things, shocking.

Darwyn award for these useless cunts and just as well to, is it me or are the general world wide population becoming stupider [is that a word] , common sense is no longer common, any people who can think logically are going to be bred out in the next couple of generations and the god help us all, a world run by total fuckwits…..

Lightening Strikes in India

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Open your hearts or your legs for a red rosette cunting for the skanky MP and recently “sacked” wimminz who now has three jobs gifted by Keiro the Clown:

https://twitter.com/AngelaRayner/status/1414498287097454592

As with the knee photo both eyes firmly fixed on the media

So refusing to take the knee and saying why is now regarded as “waycisr”

Imagine the state of this country if this old whore ever gets her shitty fingers on the levers of power.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

One of the most important changes to the law in recent times happened last night. Not that you would really know that today as the media are bleating on about fucking football and racism, again.. – side note: George Floyd mural in USA was destroyed by lightning yesterday AHAHA.

MP’s were not briefed and expected to vote on this emergency piece of legislation with just 90 minutes of debate. They were also not provided any real evidence. The ‘impact assessment’ of making jibjabs compulsory has yet to be completed.. vote first, ask questions later.

Conservative MP William Wragg said, “The government is treating this House with utter contempt. Ninety minutes on a statutory instrument to fundamentally change the balance of human rights in this country is nothing short of a disgrace.”.

So care workers, who have worked for 16 months just fine without a jibjab, will now lose their jobs if they don’t take an emergency approved medical procedure that is still in the experimental trial phase. Complete breach of the Nuremberg code and other international laws, but what the fuck does this government care.

Similar legislation was passed in tandem in Greece and France. One suspects their legislation will be similarly explicit, yet vague, opening the door to compulsory vaccination in other sectors and industries too. Of course, this is all just ‘mere simultaneous incompetence’ by national governments, nothing coordinated and untoward you understand.

I find it hard not to laugh. The situation is so upside down and blatantly outrageous, the media is almost silent, and no one seems to bat an eyelid.

ps French granny muff diver, Macron, proclaimed yesterday that it may be necessary to make the vaccination compulsory for the entire nation, and will be introducing the Israeli style vax pass medical apartheid system. (There is the separate nom scheduled for this cunt – Day Admin)

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

Compulsory Jabs for Care Home Workers Fury

Floyd Mural Struck by Lightning

Lightning Strike Destroys George Mural