I want a right royal, stick-it-down-yer-throat, up-yer-arse and every other bodily orifice cunting for these bendy, yellow, mildly radioactive shit-fruits!
They need banning right off the bat but our government is way too caught up in all the bullshit around this fucking coronavirus!
Speaking of the coronavirus…
Oh, BOLLOCKS!
Sorry admins, I couldn’t resist…??
Nominated by: Megacunt, leader of the Decepticunts
Colin Pitchfork (Header Pic)
This piece of work was jailed back in the 80s for the brutal rape and murder of two children (girls aged 15).
Well, he’s been a good boy in prison, probably said “Ooops! Sorry!” so he’s now released among the public. I suppose the parole board are cunted here too. They think it’s safe for this sick bastard to be walking freely among us. I bet they’d say different if he was living near their teenage daughters though?
How the fuck he can ever be considered safe to live among the general population, I’ll never know. If you read about his crimes and lack of remorse over them, you’ll see what I mean. You’re talking Ted Bundy level stuff. He would’ve killed loads more if he’d not been caught relatively early too, I’m sure.
This cunt, no doubt, will be given a new identity, free house, free money (we already paid for his degree in prison, how nice of us!) and could be living near any of our families. And that is unacceptable.
This cunt is exactly what the death penalty was all about.
The libtards will say there should always be a chance of redemption. Not for cunts like this, sorry!
I will not be surprised, sadly, to be reading about this cunt adding to his number in the news one day.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-57737050
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
And then there’s this from CuntyMort
Jaden McCarthy
Cunters I give you this piece of shit, why the fuck the cunt wasn’t locked up and the key lost I’ll never know. Bastards like this should have their clock weights removed VERY slowly, preferably with a rusty blade.
Another option would be to let the parents sort the cunt out, I bet the screaming would be epic.
It’s about fucking time these cunt learnt that it’s going to hurt.
Teen nursery apprentice convicted of multiple rapes
Air – Sexy Boy.mp3
Soros donates to defund the police.
The revolting old lizard has crawled out from under his stone to give money to an organisation that wants to defund the Police…it’ll be alright for him.
I expect his Dracula’s castle has plenty of private security and presumably the only time he ventures out onto the streets is when he’s hunting for a ” I vanna suck your blood” victim.
Adolf missed a deserving one with this Cunt. (not to be confused with the allegations about Soros during said war – DA)
Nominated by – Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
(Buy one cunt, get another free! – Day Admin)
Alex Scott (Alexandra Virina Scott)
TV presenter, ex England’s women’s football player & currently annoying me & half the nation.
Scott spent 3 weeks on TV during the Euros with her irritating grinning exuberance and worthless opinions and insight.
Now I have to endure her ruining my viewing of the Olympics (something I look forward to every 4 years) as the fucking Beeb is the only option for coverage (no Eurosport since I told Sky to get fucked for robbing me blind).
Why is Scott presenting the BBC coverage with balding Claire the rug muncher ? Check boxes….
Woman – Check
Effnik – Check
Grinning fucking idiot – Check
Just get off my TV screen you irritating Cunt !
Nominated by: Lord of the Rings
Seconded by – Cuntybollocks
Nothing against the lass, I’m sure she’s lovely.
But fuck me. There is no escape from her. I’m losing count of the shows she’s now either hosting or on as a pundit or guest. It seems she’s never off the box. Switched on the Olympics and the first thing I saw was her talking in her ‘Luton Airport’ accent. What happened to presenters speaking proper English? But she’s done well for herself. Good for her. But she’s now on everything it seems. It’s getting a bit much.
Well, it’s not enough. For those who play FIFA (I don’t play video games anymore, but millions of cunts do) she’ll be commentating on the latest edition. I’m sure the gaming community are delighted.
I’m just wondering if there is something else she could be given? Radio One breakfast show maybe? FA Chair’person’? Songs of Praise? Maybe the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Get her to read the news? Then the weather, why not?
There is no escape.
I feel sorry for all those cunts who did their ‘apprenticeships’ at university studying journalism or whatever, working hospital radio, local newspaper and working on professional presentation skills and elocution for years, only to be ignored because…well. We all know why!
And there’s more, this time from Norman
Alex Scott is a cunt.
Alex Scott ruins the Olympics TV coverage with her very noticeable inability to pronounce her ‘g’s at the end of a word.
Competitors are not taking part, Alex, in the fencin, rowin, boxin, kayakin, weightliftin & swimmin.
Why can’t this cunt speak properly?
Helpful link supplied by Dickie Dribbler
My family and I went out last night to a new Greek restaurant for a birthday dinner. As we were getting to our table, a waitress appeared at my side like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn. She had on a very low cut top and was clearly wearing a push-up bra. Very nice. Needless to say, I had to sit down very quickly.
An inconvenient horn can strike at the most in opportune of places. On the bus, in the pub, shopping for socks.
Summer where I live in the benighted colonies is pretty much eight months long and ladies young and old are fond of wearing very little. Nice. But that frisky fellow we all know and love can pop his head up at some very unsuitable times.
But who would want it any other way?
If this doesn’t give you the horn, you must be gay…
Nominated by: Conduit of Evil
And talking of playing with horns, here’s this from Ron Knee
The Dangers of Sexual Gratification
Bloody Nora, it’s a dangerous life. Meat’s bad for you. Cheese and eggs are bad for you. Sugar and salt’s bad for you. Drink and ciggies are likely to kill you. Lack of exercise is bad for you…
Mmm… with regard to the exercise issue, I’d always understood that regular and enthusiastic indulgence in physical pleasure was supposed to be a beneficial activity, particularly with regard to the health of the heart. Well, apparently this is not necessarily the case.
Sobering media reports indicate that sexual activity accounts for about 14% of all strokes that occur. Even the simple act of self-pleasure has its risks, as the appended report illustrates. A 51-year-old Japanese man, who doctors stated ‘enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day’, suffered an aneurysm while indulging in a five knuckle shuffle, and ended up nearly popping his clogs, never mind his cork.
Ffs, is nothing sacred? You can’t even have a bit of what you fancy without the Grim Reaper peering over your shoulder. This is a right load of toss and no mistake. I’m clearly living on borrowed time, but what the hell. It’s the way I’d like to go, so attend to me, wife; you’ve always said that I’d come to a sticky end…
and seconded by Two In The Stink
A supporting link to this nomination (in a manner of speaking).
100 German Wankers die every year
By the looks of it, the Allied powers could have won the 2nd World War quickly and easily just by carpet-bombing Germany with internet-capable laptops and setting the browser homepage to Pornhub.