Seriously if you people keep nominating things like this I’m ending up on some sort of register for having to find images.

IsAC regulars will know that I make passing references to the dangers of travelling on buses. We’re all familiar with the nuisance that loonies, mobile phone cunts, phantom farters and the like can bring.

To this catalogue cunts, allow me to add nose pickers. Yesterday I was out for a walk when heavy rain forced me to take a bus back. I found myself seated opposite to a hoody-wearing scratter, who fumbled about with his mobile phone in his left hand, while indulging in an enthusiastic, nay, ruthless and prolonged assault on his nostrils with his other hand.

Now all of us indulge in the occasional bit of surreptitious hooter-rooting when no-one else is about, but bloody hell, this cunt could compete at Olympic level if the event was ever recognised.

I was utterly appalled, yet at the same time horribly fascinated, by the absolute dedication shown by this cockhead to his pastime, not to mention his utter lack of social awareness.

He appeared to have the whole process down to what can only be termed a fine art. A finger up the left nostril *root root* for a couple of minutes, then chew nail, presumably to savour the barbecue flavour of a bogey. Switch to other nostril and repeat, pausing occasionally to give the finger a sly wipe on the seat.

After about fifteen minutes of this, I happened to catch the eye of a woman in the next but one seat along, and from then on it became a struggle for both of us to avoid bursting out laughing at the activity of Concorde Nose.

It proved too much for me when our friend then inserted his little finger into his ear and started rummaging about there, before plucking out what I presume was a lump of wax. I just about lost it, and had to get off three stops early, rain or not.

Apparently nose picking can be a form of habitual, compulsive behaviour. There’s even a term for it; rhinotillexomania. Well this cockwomble’s an absolutely nailed-on rhinotillexomaniac, and no mistake. Pity that he can’t indulge in his nasty, obsessive compulsive behaviour in the privacy of his own home.

Oh and by the way, there is a shorter word for a rhinotillexomaniac. It’s ‘cunt’.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

A number 33 flied lice and prawn balls cunting please for this  arsewipe, who, despite coming from a rat hole of a country that believes all property is theft, is a billionaire, who, like most wankers who come into money, makes pretention into a bloated art form:

Chinese Billionaire to Build London Mansion

If he must bring himself and his stinking brood to London, whats wrong with a two bedroomed flat over the Full Moon Chinese Takeaway in the Dawn Butler constituency?

Pretentious foreigners, especially the yellow peril, ought not to be pandered to in London (or anywhere else in Britain).

He reminds me of some neighbours we once had – they have moved on to a classier area now. He, too, was a business magnate – he owned three dry cleaners shops and Mrs. Patel (not their real name but it gives you an idea of where they came from originally), run a cleaning business. Their first action was to install a white and gold (obviously fake, but it was, as Alan Sugar would have said , “a mugs eyeful”) lavatory and cistern, which was delivered with due reverence and left on the pavement outside their home all day. They just can’t resist their bling, and their ostentatious display of wealth, can they?

How did he manage to become a billionaire in a Communist country?. I doubt legally. What a cunt.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

I only uploaded this image as I really fancied Mel in the 90’s.

The BBC and Just a Minute.

With the death of the seemingly immortal Nicholas Parsons, that classic radio show, Just A Minute, is bereft of a host.

Who better to take on the reins than Giles Brandeth. For a long time he’s been a star player on the show. He’s funny and very quick. He’s intelligent and well educated, articulate with a broad cultural sensibility. Yes, he’s a bit of a pompous ass, but likable for all that. He’s also one of the funniest after dinner speakers I have ever had the pleasure to listen to. He was the favourite and the natural successor to Parsons.

So what did the BBC do? They appointed that dreary, unfunny, talentless woke lesbo gobshite, Sue Perkins.

It’s clear why Brandreth didn’t get the job. He’s a straight white male and, horror of horrors, a former Conservative MP.

My guess is that Just a Minute is primarily listened to by people over 40. It’s probably a favourite of 50 to 80 year olds who remember the days when BBC radio comedy was good. In trying to appeal to a younger woke audience through that talentless non-entity and ocean going cunt Perkins, I suspect Just a Minute’s days are numbered. I’m certainly not going to bother any more.

If the BBC can’t respond to its core audience isn’t it time we defunded it? The BBC is still about jobs for the old boys. It’s just that the definition of old boys has changed. They are no longer old or boys. Now it’s jobs for gays and/or effniks. No one else need apply.

There. I said it all without hesitations, repetitions or pauses. Just one thing more to add – cunts!

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-wasn-t-gyles-brandreth-chosen-to-host

Nominated by – MMCM

£267K a year and can’t even afford a dentist. Bloody Thatcher.

The BBC and June Sarpong are cunts

267 grand for spending three days a week telling us we are all racist? Nice to know the Beeb are spending the licence money wisely, eh?

Fucking cunts.

Basically, Sarpong has been given 267 thousand pounds a year for ‘working’ a three day week.

This woke vulture just mouths off about how ‘racist’ everyone is and does little else. Quality programming and decent news and sports coverage goes down the drain, yet they spend a fortune on the likes of Sarpong and Lineker? Fucking hell, even the Testcard girl with her clown was more useful than June Sarpong is.

Nominated by – Norman

Link kindly supplied by Ruff Tuff Creampuff.

Sarpong is a clown

They usually enjoy droning on.

The French really are a bunch of lazy cunts, its no wonder they eat snails, its the only fucking thing they can catch.

The garlicky fuckers are now using the excuse that they are not allowed to use their fleet of drones to look for illegal immigrants on the northern beaches about to paddle to the UK for a life on the social at our cost, because drone use is against the privicy rules of the fucking migrants….yes you read that right.

Migrants who will stowaway on trucks,trains, plains and automobiles and break every rule and law in the book to come here.

Yep the French are a bunch of lazy, good for nothing cunts, who would rather the migrants are not in France, the bit that amazes me is there is no control their end to stop the fuckers entering France [why we voted brexit you horse eating cunts by the way] so they cant be arsed to stop the fuckers coming in, they sure as hell wont be arsed stopping the fuckers getting out….

Nominated by – Fuglyucker