I’m not sure if this (or something similar) has already been cunted but here goes. (yes, there was but don’t worry about it – Day Admin)

I’d like to cunt summer! People complain about winter but this is fucking Britain – get used to it!

At least with winter you can put the radiator on or more layers; in the summer, once you strip naked, all that’s left to remove is you skin. I’d also like to point out that winter is the only thing which occasionally has the effect of making economic gimmegrants think twice about invading old Blighty and fucking off back to the shit holes from whence they slithered.

Below is a list of my main issues with summer (although the list is not exhaustive):

– Humidity. Obviously the Sahara Desert doesn’t have to content with this problem. Lucky bastard Arabs don’t know they’re born! In fact, the fuckers should probably stay there and save the journey.

– Sweating. I bet Chimpanzees’ ball bags don’t stick to their legs…… oh yeah that’s right, they don’t really sweat.

– Hayfever. As the Scottish comedian Leo Kearse so eloquently put it in one of his standup routines, pollen is essentially plant jizz so hayfever season is like one giant plant bukkake. Fuck pollen.

– Flying Ants. Big, horrible, uncoordinated fuckers who all choose one day of the year to look for new nests. These dopey bints can’t fly for shit as they crash right into your face and don’t even attempt to make evasive maneuvers. It’s like they thought “well today is my first flying lesson so I think I’ll fly half way across the world and bomb Pearl Harbour”. Pricks.

– Wasps. Pointless, nasty, scratchy, angry little fuckers (scratchy because that’s the noise they make when they’re making a nest in your cavity wall). They don’t give us honey, they just fly around rocking the black and yellow attire of the bumblebee like some insect version of a Stella-addled bolshy chav wearing Burberry out to stab some innocent passer-by.

– Thrips. So small you can barely see them but you damn well know the little fuckers are there when they fly into your eye.

– Sky fire. That giant flaming ball in the sky not only gives me sunburn but also bleaches my hair to some hideous-looking, light dayglo ginger.

Just for balance, I think it only fair to highlight some of the good points of summer:

– Freshly-mown lawn smell (although grass messes with my hayfever so I guess this one gets cancelled-out).

– BBQs (Love the smell of burning charcoal and meat)

– Scantily-clad women.

That’s about it really. Mostly, summer is shite.

Nominated by: Two In The Stink

Legend has it he’s still trying to drag out the Hey Jude chorus to this very day.

Paul McCartney is still a cunt.

As if his cynical ‘marketing’ of his last album ‘McCartney III’ wasn’t bad enough (see his last cunting around Christmas 2020), the thumbs aloft cunt has now had the pile of drivel ‘re-imagined’ only a matter of months later.

Macca’s latest video (for a dirge called ‘Find My Way’ has taken this daft old get’s craving to stay relevant and look ‘cool’ a step too far. It’s been arselickingly called an ‘Amazing Deepfake’ in the link below. But the truth is it’s plain fucking awful.

In this video, there is a so-called ‘Deepfake’ of McCartney, supposedly of him in his young Beatle years, but now in 2021. It looks as creepy as fuck and one can tell it isn’t him. It’s terribly laughable, as ‘Millennial Macca’ does ridiculous dance moves in a video that is more Justin Bieber or that Timberlake bellend than The Beatles.

It also looks so inauthentic, as this fake Macca has eyes that go in different directions and his Beatle wig looks more like a Russian hat. The cunt had his time in the 60s and was in the biggest band in the world.

Yet he puts his name to something this desperate and pathetic? Is it that important to stay trendy? I think with his first wife, Linda and John and George both gone, Macca has no one to say no to him any more or to tell him if something is shit. Which is a shame, because this really is shit. A late steaming turd at the end of his legacy.

Oh, and Beck is a cunt and all. (He’s a scientologist too – DA)

https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/watch-the-video-for-paul-mccartneys-find-my-way-featuring-beck/

Nominated by – Norman

Not to be confused with this one.

Seems that Russian president, Vladimir Putin, is holding Europe to ransom over gas supplies via pipelines that run from Russian gas fields into most of Europe.

There is a massive shortage of Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) both in Asia and Europe, with prices surging to as high as £45/tonne, which will result in rocketing wholesale prices once the onset of Autumn and Winter befalls Western Europe.

Putin knows this, and what he has done is reduce the flow of gas through Ukraine and Poland, thus upping the price even more, but also bringing about his true purpose of forcing the EU to use his fledgling “Nord Stream 2” (NS2) supply line.

The key thing about this is the new pipeline begins in Russia but bypasses Ukraine and Poland, and goes straight into Germany, thus completely isolating Poland and Ukraine, as well as threatening the populations with little or no fuel during the exceptionally cold winters there.

Not only does he want the EU to commission NS2, but he wants his state-controlled company, Gazprom, to have unilateral control over supplies into Europe, thus holding the EU to ransom not only on a social level (people freezing in winter), but also the stock markets and economies of nearly all European countries including the UK.

What does this mean for the UK? Well we still have some independence thanks to North Sea pipelines and LNG terminals that we have complete autonomy over. However, we also depend on “EU Interconnectors”, which the UK falls back on in case of supply problems or extra demand.

Given that the EU detests the UK ever since Brexit (and probably long before!), they could hold us to ransom as well. The UK is not quite so dependent/bothered about Putin’s NS2 directly, but it will be bothered if Gazprom ramps up prices, reduces supply of LNG into Europe, thus forcing EU States to look after its own people first before handing over any scraps of LNG to the UK at a premium price!

Ultimately, it will mean higher wholesale prices, higher petrol prices, higher domestic and commercial gas prices, which will ramp up inflation, thus hitting an already wobbling UK economy to potentially crash and burn come winter.

We could fall back on the nuclear power station option, but that means getting China involved. Or we could try re-opening decommissioned coal mines given that we have an estimated 400 years’ worth of fossil fuels buried deep. But Boris, his Princess NutNut, Greta and the Green cunts would soon put a stop to that idea!

Instead we can always rely on windmills, solar power,  tidal forces and planting lots and lots of trees to see us through winter.

Just another piece of the “Build Back Better” jigsaw fitting nicely into place!

Putin holds Europe to Ransom over NS2

(Paywalled, but a quick Google will do the biz equally as well)

Nominated by – Technocunt

The RNLI are cunts.

A charity for lifeboats? My arse.

These cunts are migrant smugglers, and this picture has them caught in the act. These bastards will never get another penny from me, and if they are not fit for purpose, the RNLI should be defunded and shut down. Utter fucking cunts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E6zjQsmXoAAUyoY?format=jpg&name=small

Nominated by: Norman

In light of the big fat bloke being knocked out of the women’s weightlifting, i’d like to nominate the trans debate.

To anyone with a basic understanding of biology, there isnt one.

If you produce eggs, you are female.
(What if you’ve had a hysterectomy? – NA)

If you produce sperm.
You’re a male.

That’s it.

If you’re a worm you produce both, but we aren’t worried about the rights of worms here. (Worms Lives Matter – NA)

Link to story.

(Just read the first paragraph for the wording alone. You couldn’t make it up – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime