A novelty cunting for the Arts Council of Wales which has disappeared up it’s own woke arsehole

”The Arts Council of Wales is “systemically racist”, according to a report it commissioned itself, which says Welsh language requirements exclude minorities. ”

There you have it. The Welsh language excludes minorities.

The fact that Welsh speakers are a minority in Wales seems to have passed it by. And the fact that the Welsh are and always will be white seems to have eluded the fuckers as well.

Ok we have 3rd and 4th generation coloured people in Cardiff and Newport but they can learn Welsh at school. And never use it again. Fuck all racist about it.

Why the fuck would a Chinese chip shop owner in Cwmscwt want to learn Welsh? To baffle the customers?

In other news isiZulu teaching is racist as it excludes the S African minority white population. Gaelic speakers are being racist towards Albanian minorities in Dublin.
And the Arts Council of Wales is a publicly funded fucking joke.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The other day as part of the Channel 4 link between programmes they shaded a 15 percent area of the screen in honour of the 15 percent of people in the world who live with a disability.

Now if that doesn’t enable them all to throw away their crutches, wheelchairs and bevy of well paid ‘professional carers’ I don’t know what will. Silly cunts.

As my own personal tribute I went on Betfair and placed a 50p ‘lucky 15’, the four horses subsequently going on to run as if they all had something very wrong with them.

And while I’m sticking it to C4, what about that big tin fella that makes a nuisance of himself wherever he shows up, most noticeably when casually depositing 20 or so illegals atop the white cliffs of dear old blighty?

P.s. I watch very little on C4 but I do have a thing for ray’s wife in everybody loves Raymond.

Nominated by: Keith Hall

And then there’s this from DCI Gene Cunt

Channel 4 Black To Front.

Black to Front

A quick nomination for the above stroke-inducing shitfest on Friday 10th September, please. The simpering cunts say:

“To amplify the conversations around representation and diversity in the industry, 2021 will see Channel 4 disrupt its regular schedule to broadcast 24 hours of television showcasing Black talent on and off screen”.

Fuck me, don’t these right-on, sycophantic arseholes watch television, films, or listen to the fucking radio??? I sometimes wonder if I’ve tuned into the fucking Nigerian channels with the amount of ethnics on there.

‘Under-represented’???? I’ve started looking for token whites.

My fucking arse.

And supported by Dark key cunt

I second this. I am the Dark Key Cunt (and I’m all you’ve got now that B&WC is in jail (the only explanation).

I’ve made the mistake of calling myself a coconut at work (Fuck it. I don”t care. (These people in Leicester are confused by an Indian who is a True Cockney).

I am British. I am English. I am Indian. I am Brown. Proud of all it. I’m a fackin’ true cockney as well. Born wivvin the sound of the Bow Bells.

I’m also a cunt. I am most proud of that.

And also, to DCI, I doff my hat, sir.

No, we’re not uploading the original pic.

You have all seen Spencer Elden before. He was the baby in the swimming pool from Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album cover, swimming after a dollar bill.

Mr Elden, who is now 30, says he has been so traumatised by this that he is suing Nirvana for damages totalling some $2,250,000 He claims that the image amounts to child pornography and that his parents never signed a formal release for the photo to be used. As a consequence, he says his “true identity and legal name are forever tied to the commercial sexual exploitation he experienced as a minor which has been distributed and sold worldwide from the time he was a baby to the present day”.

Elden claims he “has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages” as a result of the album cover, including “extreme and permanent emotional distress” and “interference with his normal development and educational progress”.

The legal papers filed in California state that “The images exposed Spencer’s intimate body part and lasciviously displayed Spencer’s genitals from the time he was an infant to the present day.” His lawyer says that because of the inclusion of the dollar bill, which was superimposed after the photograph was taken, the minor seems “like a sex worker”.

How this claim makes any sense is beyond me. No one that sees Me Elden today would know that he was the baby and that it was his tickle-tackle on display. But I suppose the fact that his torso is covered with “Nevermind” tattoos could give it away.

Anyone else would be happy to say “I was the baby on the Nevermind album cover”. Mr Elden was happy to recreate the pose on other occasions. The image is obviously not pornographic.

Just another greedy cunt with dollar signs on his eyes.

Never mind the cunt.

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Nominated by – MMCM 

A follow up cunting for the whinging Wolverhampton wanker that is Ben Whitiker, this whinney clown has his wish, no not that the world forgets what a cunt he made of himself receiving his silver medal.

No this dipshit is going to be Mayor for a day, maybe he can open public toilets for the homo,s to meet in , of the latest Stabucks drivethru, the possibilities of useless bollocks that this twat can do are endless.

The Wolverhampton wanker has put himself on the map alright , but not for boxing, now he,s had a chance to think about things i bet he wishes he can turn back time , same a Harry the halfwit does…..

Not to mention he,s finally wearing a gold medal, i can see him driving round Wolverhampton now in his Mayors robes, windows down,in his Audi [ im sure he must be an Audi driver] music pumping driving in the Steven Hawking position [you know looking out from under his arm like a fucking Orangutan] waiting for the local kids to cheer him on…..more like fuck off wanker, or simply a pest same as Cwith Eubankth…….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-58299944

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

The Caveman

I was reading an exchange between two cunters in which they revealed their unconscious dogma. That we moderns are the flower of humankind after a million years of Evolution. Our ‘brains are bigger’ one post ended.

Brought to my mind The Caveman. Yes there he is Homo Erectus in his animal skins and club in hand. The club of course for knocking ladies on the head with and ‘carrying them off’. His other weapon he has made for himself is a sharp flint knife to mark each conquest on his bedstead. To show his mates I suppose. How he communicates with these mates I don’t know-because he seems not to have the gift of language. He just grunts and and shakes his hand and points it seems from tv, movies.

The Caveman is not very refined is he. He lacks culture is the assumption. He’s a bit thick. We are far more developed than him.

Wayne and Waynetta come to mind. Slouched on the sofa with their takeaway watching the huge LED TV set on the wall. Mmm…what is on the wall in the Cave? Well we have evidence -indeed the only evidence we have of these people who lived so long ago, namely; the paintings on the cave wall.

There isn’t one of a male human figure under huge swans’ wings. But there are beautiful painting of horses and deer and bulls. (I am thinking of the Lascaux caves in southwestern France). And animated as well. You can see The Artist has gone to great lengths to capture the disposal of the legs in a deer cavorting. Or the shape of the back in a horse bucking.

Yes a True Artist-with his love of the long flowing sinuous line. This is somebody who has really studied the horse. The quality of the work is as good as George Stubbs’s paintings of horses in the 19thCentury.

Picasso was good at this before he went nuts. His early drawings of animals are quite exceptional. That was before he started painting them in straight lines a la Cubism.

Anyway my point here you could say rather than there being a development in Art since the Stone Age there has been a decline. Or The Stone Age should be seen as the Avant guarde.

Back to Wayne and Wayneyetta. What do we say on here? ‘Darwin in reverse’. But it is such a simplistic way of seeing things. It isn’t Darwin in reverse or Darwin fast-forwarded. Its just humans. Living at different times.

I haven’t mentioned Fred Flintstone. YABBA DABBA don’t. Yes It was Wilma for me.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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Caveman