(Schofield, about to stab his wife in the back – Day Admin)

Handbags at the ready girls for an Oooooh-get-the-madam-,duckie cunting for make-up entombed nearly 60 year old “new boy” of the LGBTQXYZ “celebrity” world.

The mincing presenter of daytime (and evening) ITV shows has been given an award at the LGBTetcetc Awards for “bravely coming out” on live ladies TV last year.:

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What the fuck!. It must have been obvious years ago when he was a children’s TV presenter that he was an uphill gardener, and the fact that he has spent years doing wimminz things on TV every morning, as one of the girls, was also a very big clue.

However, apparently his adoring fans were shocked and surprised when he made the revelation on tarts telly last year, which tells you something about the dumb twats who park their arses in front of the TV in the mornings. What does the award look like, I wonder, a limp wrist crafted in gold?

Anyway, the audience at the event clapped and cried, and Phil (will he change his name to Phylis?) just cried. I imagine his wife of many years just cringed. Oh the emotion, duckie.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

Well Quora is a bit of a cunt,,

Why? Well initially it was a place of interest and information, and then it became a blitz of fuckwit questions. Afghanistan seems to be the latest topic amongst other things.

Some of the reply’s to certain topics are well worthy of this platform and worth a read.
Yet I am lacking, very lacking by Quora standards. I seem to find myself moderated,

Now the reason behind this is I have truthfully answered two questions. first was “How do I know if it is God talking to me” and I suggested that the questioner might like to share that one with their shrink.

Yep got in trouble for that, although I thought it would be the most appropriate path.

Now I seem to be in the shit again, I am again appealing this one someone said that Afghans were a nation of camel shaggers. I corrected them by saying that they were actually a nation of Goat shaggers!

I backed this up with the following proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN_LIdFIuNo&t=2s

So I have corrected a bit of libel with documented proof and the admin have the arse!

Obviously in my appeal I have pointed out that documented proof lays in the public domain so I am correct, ditto I also stated the mental health act and my suggestion that the person hearing voices from God should discuss this with a medical professional, but this was discounted.

Quora is a bit PC if you ask me.

Nominated by: bigus Dickus

Price deserves yet another cunting, it seems the brain dead spunk trumpet isn’t grasping all the negativity that surrounds her, she doesn’t realise why people can’t stand her,.

Katie, the media whore is oblivious as to why 95 percent of the population are sick to the back teeth of her and the fact she will do, say, fuck anything to get a bit of publicity

I think if it wasn’t for Me gain and Harry Herbert she would be the most unpopular brit.

She says all the bad feeling makes her feel like she’s drowning, the laugh of that is with her comedy tits, she couldn’t drown if she wanted to, unless it was gargling jizz,

this really is council estate vermin at its worst, an alleged pikey that won the lottery and as she looks more and more plastic she gets ever more desperate for the headlines.

Katie if you do drown your Y shaped coffin isn’t far from ready now, just the bubblegum pink vinyl wrap left to do and the rose gold plated handles so the jcb can lift the plastic

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

An admittedly ‘Victorian Dad’ style cunting coming up.

I’m not talking so much about the trannies, but women I see in sport or out and about in general.

In sport, why do women’s cricketers polish the ball incessantly to try and get it to ‘swing’. The ‘fastest’ women’s bowlers don’t bowl the ball fast enough for it to swing (curl in mid air, basically).

They do it to look like men.

Next, I watched some tart presenting Arsenal v West Brom on Sky (no, I don’t pay for it – erm watched at a ‘friend’s’). She was taking like Ray fucking Winstone and trying to have masculine ‘bants’ with the confused looking Kevin Campbell. She was going on like they were ‘bezzy’ mates who take the mick out of each down the pub. Wtf was that about?

You get women’s footballers who, when they make a wall to defend a free kick, loop arms and cover their non existent bollocks (but who knows nowadays, I suppose?)

Women in the pub drinking pints, joining the armed forces and fire service to do the manly stuff, belching after downing a pint, getting tattoos and taking about ‘the game last night’

Having loads of sexual partners (Tinder etc) and bragging about it. Fucking disgusting.

These are not tuppence lickers too by the way (not always anyway).

Women are happier when raising a family and cooking and caring for their husbands.

My generation (Gen X) was probably the last that had a female population that was still, to some extent, ‘feminine’.

I feel sorry for the young lads now (the ones not ‘soyed up’). Not much pickings for them.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

What do you mean I can’t smell your daughter’s hair?

Bloomberg TV reports that the CEOs of the Big Three high tech companies – Cook from Apple, Nadella from Microsoft and Jassy from Amazon – are to have a meeting at the White House to talk about improving cybersecurity following a “dramatic uptick” in ransomware and online attacks. Guess who they will be talking to? Yes, that well-known IT expert Joe Biden.

I wonder whether he will bring up the contents of the laptop the FBI seized from his son, Hunter, in 2019 and its alleged contents about corruption claims against Biden pere et fils about their dealings in Ukraine.

Hunter gave an amazing Goebbels “if you tell a lie, tell a big lie” interview to CBS News in which he said he had “no idea whether or not” the laptop belonged to him but acknowledged it was “certainly” a possibility. However, he raised other theories.

“There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was Russian intelligence. It could be that it was stolen from me.

It could be it was yours Hunter. Why don´t you tell the truth for the first time in your life you sleazeball.

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Nominated by: Mr Polly

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Additional by – AI

“The free-world surrenders to ISIS”, should be the headline in the newspapers.

Is this the most dangerous US President in history? This knee-taking, senile old fool has just handed the initiative to the very people that would like to kill us.

On Biden’s orders, the US troops were pulled out of Afghanistan and the friendly civilians were left behind, to the mercy of the Taliban. He didn’t even let the allied forces know, apparently, Boris Johnson had to text him to ask wtf was going on!

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the hasty retreat meant that the US left billions of dollars in weapons, equipment, and machinery behind, including more than 100 top-of-the-range military helicopters, armed with missiles.

The Taliban are now in full control of Afghanistan, and with a wide-open border for illegal immigration into the US (via the southern border in Texas) and the UK (via the English channel), along with thousands of ISIS/Taliban mixed in with the refugees that are being granted asylum, the world just became a much more dangerous place.

How long will it be before we see more attacks like the bombing on the Manchester Arena? It’s a matter of when not if.