Katie Price (8) Desperate for Attention

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Price deserves yet another cunting, it seems the brain dead spunk trumpet isn’t grasping all the negativity that surrounds her, she doesn’t realise why people can’t stand her,.

Katie, the media whore is oblivious as to why 95 percent of the population are sick to the back teeth of her and the fact she will do, say, fuck anything to get a bit of publicity

I think if it wasn’t for Me gain and Harry Herbert she would be the most unpopular brit.

She says all the bad feeling makes her feel like she’s drowning, the laugh of that is with her comedy tits, she couldn’t drown if she wanted to, unless it was gargling jizz,

this really is council estate vermin at its worst, an alleged pikey that won the lottery and as she looks more and more plastic she gets ever more desperate for the headlines.

Katie if you do drown your Y shaped coffin isn’t far from ready now, just the bubblegum pink vinyl wrap left to do and the rose gold plated handles so the jcb can lift the plastic

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56 thoughts on “Katie Price (8) Desperate for Attention”

  2. This woman simply doesn’t register on my consciousness. I know nothing about her and really don’t care.

  3. Oh Gawd, yet another two bob sleb going down the mental elf route. Speaking of mental elf what ever happened to poor Harvey? He was a star when he was cute and mongy and Mum was dragging him through every daytime TV studio in the country. Alas, after years of being fed on McDonalds he turned into the honey monster and has to be locked away.
    Not to worry, Katie has a new protege…..eldest daughter Princess Tiaaamii (or something like that). 14 years old and already looks like a chip off the old block…ie a cheap prostitute.
    She really is a kiddy fiddler’s dream and Katie knows it. Pricey really is a disgusting sack of shit and the only good thing I can say about her is at least she hasn’t gone down wokie Avenue.
    (Linekunt, Lilly Slagheap etc please take note)

  4. Poor Katie.
    Must be hard when your looks fade?
    I know im dreading it.
    She had it all!
    Large house littered with rubbish and dogshite ✔️
    A pink Landrover ✔️
    A pet gorilla ✔️
    A fine collection of STDs✔️
    Various dark key boyfriends ✔️
    And she threw it all away.
    Nowadays the up and comers from “here come the gypsies!”
    Steal all the limelight.
    I was Katie id live my dream through my kids and get Princess pimped out like a tranny at pride.
    Hand the crown down through the generations.

  5. Dear Katie, our favourite spunktrumpet who has now been married and divorced three times and has had more surgical procedures than Steve Austin, the Bionic Man.

    We love her, if it is only for the reason that her multiple car-wreck existence makes ours look truly great in comparison. Cute and toothy in the 90s, she now looks like a prematurely aged hag who has received three coats of Cuprinol walnut wood preservative. Her teeth borrowed from Rylan Clarke-Neal.

    Carry on Katie. You are pure schadenfreude and we love you for it. ❤ ❤ ❤

    • I remember her first page3 appearance Cuntymort.
      She looked different to all the others.
      I thought she looked well fuckable!
      Page 3, when life was normal and the world went puddled.
      Now its be a black tranny on page3.

    • … Shit. Just had a look at her now. Maybe I wouldn’t actually. Unless I’d had a few (like I do every night).

    • “I’d still do her”

      So would I. This only illustrates how low the standards of some/most Cunters are!

      • I have dropped both standards and expectations in recent years, but not that low.
        She looks like a drag act.

    • If you are unfortunate enough to become the subject of Ms. Price’s amorous advances, I have two pieces of advice.

      1. Tie a plank across your arse, or you will never be seen again.

      2. Pre book a serious session at your local clap clinic.

  8. Shame 0n you. Katie Price is a National Treasure. Her book, “Men what I have sucked off” (ghost written by her loyal disciple, Mylene Klass) is the most borrowed book from the UK’s public libraries.

  10. Shes kept her sense of humour though and thats to her credit.
    Did you know she has a tattoo in latin that says ‘all you can eat’ on the inside of her pissflap?!
    And has her placcy surgery done by a Lithuanian plasterer to save money so the kids can have crisps for their tea.
    Shes not all bad.

    • I heard it read “spit before entering”, but maybe that tattoo is on her arse.

      • The tattoo actually says ‘Full PPE must be worn at all times. Lamps must be checked and safety harness attached before entering. Time of entry/exit must be logged with Safety Officer’.

    • I’ve done a bit of cash-in-hand work on Price’s pissflaps.

      I cut the existing ones off with the “all you can eat” motto on, (due to excessive wear).

      I’ve kept them in my freezer as a souvenir, and defrost them occasionally for a sniff.

      I then melted down a corner off my High Peak Council brown bin in a saucepan, and then sculpted it into a new labia for Ms Price, and fixed it in place with some Araldite.

      She was astounded at the results.

  11. What’s black and screams?

    Harvey Price answering the iron.

    The old ‘uns are the best ‘uns, fuck off.

  13. Anyone remember Frankie Boyle (back when he was funny) and his Harvey comments?
    “I see that Katie Price and Peter Andre are fighting over custody of Harvey. Although, at one point one of them will lose and have to keep him!”
    Closely followed by “she married a cage fighter to have someone to stop from Harvey fucking her!”
    Boyle, you tit. You used to be funny before disappearing entirely down the woke rabbithole.

    • He’s another one, like that Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon/Bo Selecta) who gave apologies for their old material (crying in Francis’s case). The material that made them famous, by the way.

      Obviously, they did this after they made their millions and had a nice mansion or two. In the process, killing comedy and the potential careers of some (no doubt) hilarious comedians that we’ll never hear of.

      These fuckers are quite happy to kill comedy for everyone else, just to keep themselves on the woke gravy train.

      For that alone, they deserved a massive cunting.

      • I’d have respect for their ‘apologies’ if they returned all their earnings during their ‘offensive’ period – or donated it all to charity.

        Not a fucking chance. They’re full of shit and just after the moolah.

    • Boyle is a hypocrite. He gets on his high horse in his Guardian column, peddling his ‘nasty tory’ spiel to the AntiFa mouth-breathers, but isn’t afraid to ‘punch down’ on disabled kids to get a cheap laugh.

    • I like her t-shirt.
      Demure.
      Nothing says Demure like being wrapped in bandages and carrying bags of blood.

      • I kind of, almost feel sorry for her; her self-absorbed, constant attention seeking is pretty pathetic and sad.

    • Coming to the supermarket shelves soon..

      Price’s black pudding.

      Made using blood leftover from my latest procedure.

    • While she’s in Brazil she should know about a radical new weight loss treatment found in the largest river. Her bags of blood will ensure success.

      It involves piranhas but is quite safe.

  15. Do people really care? Katie is a media whore but the media keeps it’s brothel busy. When did the nation become obsessed with nobodies?

    Gossip used to be frowned upon but now it’s celebrated.

      • The BBC has always dawned over celebrities, I don’t understand how licking b rate celebs arses serves the nation but hey ho, I’m just a pleb!

  16. Latest news on this wreck is that she had been assaulted at home, by a 31 year old who was arrested for it. No names were given for the perp, but her current snatch filler is 31. It’s probably a ruse, she saw some woman getting pity for domestic violence in the latest take a break magazine and thought it was a great way to get sympathy and attention.
    Freak.

  17. I imagine her flange resembles M25 roadkill and smells worse😢

    I knew a lad that banged her when she was a small titted teenager (18/19). She was a slapper then, is a flapper now and will indeed, be buried in a pink, “Y” shaped box👎

  18. I imagine her rancid snatch smells of out of date Lidl salmon paste Yuk certainly wouldn’t be spreading that in my butties

  19. She can test for thickos at the workplace because they get very defensive about her, as if she’s their fucking mum or sister.

    It’s fascinating and hilarious to watch.

  20. Remember the old daze with lard in chip pans? Looks like her face is made from it….. not a bad chief though.

  21. That Harding girl dies, and Katie Price is still alive? There is – quite simply – no justice.
    And when the notorious sounk bucket does finally pop off, surely she will go under in a ‘T’ shaped coffin?

    • If cremated, they better have the local emergency service’s on fucking speed dial 😉

  23. This useless slag is apparently skint so not surprised she’s doing a bit of poor me promo – hoping that there’s some Larry Flynt wannabee out there who might cast her in some dodgy porn so she can earn some cash.

    I’d doggy her for sure as long as she didn’t speak or turn around to face me.

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