I like corned beef.
Its lovely.
I also like corner beef hash.
To make corned beef hash you need corned beef surprisingly.
But the tinned stuff comes with a unique opening comprising a little key that peels the tin back in a thin line .
But it doesn’t.

Ive tried this must be 200 times and its only ever worked once.
Whoever thought this was a good idea is a sick fuckin maniac.
Its borderline fuckin useless .
I use a tin opener,
I know when im beat.

I know this isnt a main concern for most, its not earth shattering,
Or political.
But it drives me fuckin bananas.
Its a small torment that can get you down.
I think corned Beef should come in a ball,
Wrapped in foil.
Like a Terrys chocolate Orange.

Anyway thats my nom.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The Pope, again.
I wish this cunt would shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off.

Today’s papal pissboiler? He wants everyone to stop having pets and have kids instead.
The cunt doesn’t care if you can afford them, house them, feed them, school them, just get out and make some kids. He thinks cunts like me are selfish for not having children, which I personally think is a responsible thing to do in an overcrowded, increasingly dangerous and uncertain world we currently inhabit.

Also, I’m thinking of the planet, with its dwindling resources and climate issues.
Unfortunately, the Pope gives zero fucks for these issues, all this cunt wants are more retards to fleece for cash, gold furniture and clothing doesn’t buy itself, and more kids to tempt his employees.

Sadly, many of those suffering from Catholicism will go out and heed his words, and in a year or two there will be another famine, another civil war, another refugee crisis, and the old prick will have something else to pontificate about.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

(Buy One Cunt Get Another Cunt Free – Day Admin)

A special new year gift of a pair of trousers with a hole in each knee, please, for Blairite arse-licker Jonathan Powell, the frizzy haired old queen who used to be the press front man for the Duchess of Sedgefield.

Now that we have “Sir Anthony” so many of his old muckers have crawled back, blinking in the limelight and Powell is not to be outdone.

He feels that Brexit has endangered the so-called “Northern Ireland Peace Accord”. Needless to say 2 newspapers have taken up the old maid’s “fears” one is the Independent – the rich man’s Daily Mirror and the other, of course, and inevitably, is Lord Adonis’s favourite lavatory paper, The Guardian. I give you the latter, because at least they don’t claim to be “independent”:

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Cunts who buy Pineapples.

I don’t mind a little bit of pineapple in tinned fruit cocktail but some Cunts apparently eat it with gammon…how fucking revolting, an egg is the only thing that goes with gammon certainly not fruit…nobody would have beef and strawberry or chicken and raspberry, so why the fuck have gammon and pineapple?…

As for the drug addict/ Council Estate types who spend their benefits on a “pizza “with pineapple..well,nthey should be sterilised and confined to their dreadful bedsits before being gassed by Rentokill.

Anyone who buys a whole pineapple is probably a rampaging Gay who stuffs it up his arse before getting in his pink hairdresser’s jeep and driving too quickly repeatedly over speed-bumps while listening to the music of The Communards.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(Clearly you’re suffering from PTSD – Pineapple Traumatic Stress Disorder – Day Admin)

Lord Ahmed ( Lord my arse, kid dy fiddle ing scum ). Some time ago I alluded that this Cunt was involved in the P. Aki grooming s scandal in Rotherham.

Well according to the link he is now officially a kid sex offender. Labour peer of the realm, makes me sick Cunt.

Pander to evil and it will take you over. He’s liebour are cunts the political establishment are cunts South Yorkshire police are useless cunts. Boy I could go on and on.

Ahmed you are a fucking CUNT

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

and supported by John morlar

“Ex Lord” Ahmed has been found guilty of historical kiddy fiddling from the 70’s.

Ann Cryer labour MP for Kiethly for many years raised the issue of par ki’s abusing white children with drugs and sexual exploitation, she was ignored by all the labour/ Tory twats on power, mustn’t upset the ethnics. Wacist…!

She was in fact told to shut the fuck up…The scale of this ethnic rape-abuse of white British children by sex starved Asians has never and will never be properly investigated.

There will be a token gesture with a few of them going to clink and that will be the end of it.. GB is now well and truly FUCKED. I hope the liberal lefty twats can keep their offspring safe, one day the ethnics will come for THEM….☠️

Guardian News Link