The Collins Family and Grave


The Collins family and their monstrous grave.

Daily Mail News Link

This cunt and his family of traveller criminals not content with causing chaos a couple of years ago with a horrible funeral have put up, a horrendous monument.

The so called traveller king of Sheffield (no one in Sheffield was aware of his kinghood) was a con man who conned old age pensioners and his family

The Star News Link

And many more of his clan if you Google Collins Sheffield court.

Family are threatening violence if this unplanned monument is knocked down.

Bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: John McCunty

Seconded by: Jeezum Priest

I’ve lived in Sheffield all my life and I’ve never heard of this so called King of Sheffield.

It was only a broadsheet report about this graveyard monstrosity that bought the cunts to my attention.

All I’ve got to say is they ought to be glad Dave Lee is dead, because he’d have battered the lot of you, and kicked that memorial to powder.

With a third by: Miles Plastic

The King of Sheffield
(Those people complaining about his memorial)

One of 19 children and the father of 9. ‘Big’ Willy Collins the bare-knuckle fighter has passed away.

What a marvellous spectacle it must have bern what with a horse- drawn carriage followed by a lines of Rolls Royces for the funeral. (All paid for by hard-earned graft) and his 37 tonnes gravesite Memorial made of Carrara marble.

Here is description of it-

‘It features two life size statues of Willy, a stone seat engraved with the word ‘King’ and a solar-powered jukebox playing his favourite songs’

‘It is surrounded by four flagpoles bearing the Irish flag, depictions of Jesus Christ and biblical scenes and is lit up in LED lights that change colour. It is also under 24-hour CCTV monitoring, which his family have access to in order to see and ‘speak’ to him.’

How innovative they have been in designing it.

I would much prefer this ‘ostentation’ than a hole in the wall cremation with no ceremony and just thrown to the four winds without a suitable place to be remembered

Willy has inspired me to save up for a burial and suitable Memorial for myself.

Useless Brazilian Presidents


ISACers probably don´t pay much attention to Brazilian politics and I don´t blame them. However, I have spent much of my life in Brazil and seen at first hand how every president has fucked up a country with great potential and turned it into a pariah on the international stage for burning down the Amazon rainforest, accepting constant environmental disasters leading to thousands of deaths and tolerating the existence of huge shantytowns called “favelas” run by armed gangs of drug traffickers.

Brazil returned to “democracy” in 1985 after 20 years of brutal, incompetent military rule. Since then every president – apart perhaps from Fernando Henrique Cardoso – has been corrupt and inept. Three of them never ended their terms of office because they were impeached or died and the vice presidents took over. Dilma Rousseff forged her CV, Fernando Collor robbed the treasury, Lula used the state-owned oil company Petrobras as his piggy bank, Itamar Franco was photographed at the Carnival next to a model who had “forgotten” she claimed to put on her panties – see link.

Jose Sarney has headed a Mafia-style family that has enriched itself while running parts of the poverty-stricken Northeast for decades. Jailbird Lula, allegedly a Socialist, is a friend of Cuba, Venezuela and Putin. The incumbent is a Covid denier called Jair Bolsonaro who did not visit a hospital once during the pandemic that has killed over 600,000 people and sent the army through Brasilia to intimidate Congress.

The election later this year will be between Bolsonaro – also a friend of Putin – and Lula. Poor Brazil. Still there´s the Carnival – which will be held in April this year (like celebrating Christmas in February)- and the World Cup to look forward to.
Anyway after that rant, you deserve a bit of pussy fun.

Check this link:
http://www.oexplorador.com.br/eu-estava-tao-levada-pela-emocao-de-estar-ao-lado-do-presidente-que-juro-nem

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Southend Magistrates


Southend Magistrates convicted a woman who used her car (in this case a Range Rover) to push the filthy XR cunts out of the road as they were blocking her way. Now, not just a little slap on the wrists as we have come to expect from our legal system (Coulston protestors, XR cunts, BLM cunts etc.), oh no! A full blown charge of dangerous driving and a fairly sever ban. The woman uses her car for work, something the invariably retired civil servants and assorted crusties of XR know nothing about. So, she now faces difficulty getting to work, taking her kids to school and a vastly increased insurance premium. All because she was exercising her right to drive on a road, umolested, after paying a fortune in road tax and fuel duty.

I can’t believe that she has been given this sort of punishment fo going about her daily business. Surely her right to proceed unmolested outweighs the XR cunts right to protest. The way the pigs were soft on them, you can’t but wonder if it is all part of a bigger government agenda. Fuck the workers, praise the crusties.

I just don’t know what teh fuck is wrong with this country. If they block me going about my business, I’ll do one for the fuckers and elect for a crown court trial.

Telegraph Link.
(Paywall link provided by the rich and famous W.C. Boggs)

Daily Fail Link.
(Non-paywall link provided by man-of-the-people, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

Zac Jordan (Little Cunt)


”Mum’s fears for boy, 4, excluded from school after attacks on staff and other pupils”

MSN Link.

Mirror Link.

Yes, aged 4 this little twat attacked other kids and teachers. He got excluded from reception after 5 fucking weeks. But now his mother believes he has undiagnosed special educational needs that cannot be handled in mainstream schools.

Yes, it’s not his fault. It’s certainly not her fault. He requires a label. Not discipline. Not standards. A fucking label.

Well, I can give him one. Little cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Woke Street Scenery


I remember when zebra crossings were zebra crossings. Safe places where traffic would come to a halt if you were hovering on adjacent kerb, and you could cross over unscathed, with a little nod or wave to the drivers if you were polite.

Now, zebra crossings have become ‘Colourful Crossings’. No longer a simple tool for urban navigation, but an opportunistic platform for activism by means of showing support for the apparently oppressed and under-represented by painting in some brain-fiddling colours. Mainly the alphabet people today (but who knows where it will go tomorrow: corporate-sponsored feel-good colours matching the cause of the moment? road murals of dodgy cultural ‘heroes’ ?! Etc).

All very well, but in practice, problems arise: motorists don’t recognise them now as zebra crossings, Met police service horses are jinxed by them, and they cause some disturbance to pedestrians especially to those prone to autism and/or epilepsy, for example. Not to mention that they are fucking ugly and incongruous, like graffiti with the added annoyance of zealous virtue signalling so it can’t be rubbed off.

If traditional zebra crossings trigger ‘offence’ in a woke person, said person will go on to publish a whiny tweet on Twitter in order to attract attention/upticks. Whereas ‘colourful crossings’ that trigger an epileptic person will result in them having a public and messy seizure, the calling out of an ambulance and their occupying a valuable and scarce bed in A&E for some hours.

The perpetually offended are but a tiny (yet loud) % of the population. The majority of sane ordinary people must therefore endure the erosion of common sense road markings and the removal of supposedly offensive decent historical landmarks, statues and street names.

It’s only a matter of time before what’s left of our kaleidoscopic and hugely creditable history ends up on the 4th plinth at Trafalgar Square as a tourist side-show.

Stand tall against these cunts before it is too late.

GB News Link

*I feel inclined to add the caveat, that should the future thought police come prosecuting, when I wrote this in March 2022, free speech was still allowed / a thing.

Cunts.

Also, I know an epileptic who, like horses, find bright unnatural colours a tad of a pain in the jacksy for fear of bringing on ‘an episode’.

Nominated by: Fuckwittery

Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface

I’d like to second this Nomination

Utter utter fuckwittery.

In the U.K. there exists (fortunately) a raft of laws governing the regulation of road signs.

And for good reason as they state the law and make it enforceable, ie a 30 mph sign in a red circle denotes exceeding it is breaking the law.

Pedestrian Crossings are the one place on British roads where the pedestrian has legal priority over the motorist.

As soon as you enter the controlled area, denoted by alternating zig zags you have to give way.

In order for this to be enforceable there has to be clear definition as to what constitutes a Zebra Crossing.

Currently if a motorist runs over a pedestrian in a controlled area they are automatically guilty and face a more serious charge than say Careless Driving.

However if the controlled area doesn’t conform to the law (on markings) then they wouldn’t be automatically guilty and definitely wouldn’t be guilty of committing an offence in a controlled area.

This is all covered by:

The Zebra, Pelican and Puffin Pedestrian Crossings Regulations and General Directions 1997

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1997/2400/made/data.xht

The key section being:

PART IIROAD MARKINGS

Road markings

6. Subject to the following provisions of this Part of this Schedule—

(a)within the limits of a Zebra crossing the carriageway shall be marked with a series of alternate black and white stripes.

I sincerely hope that nobody is injured or worse on one of these Virtue Signalling Crossings but if they are I’d want to see the the Cunt Committee that commissioned it flogged.