Volkswagen

I’m a big fan of the NSDAP Motor Corporation. In fact, the Golf – or “Rabbit” if you’re American – is one of my favourite cars of all time, and I’m looking to buy a Mk.7 version of this eponymous hatchback as my next set of wheels.

The thing I’ve always liked about Volkswagen is their “practical solutions to day-to-day” problems approach. If you have a big family and, travel a lot, or are a tradesman, get a Transporter. New driver and need cheap, day-to-day that won’t cost the earth or maintain or run? Get a Beetle, or in later years, an Up! If, like me, you fancy a practical hot hatch but don’t want a Mercedes A45 because of the Louise Ni$$gleton factor, you buy a Golf GTI. Family man? Passat.

It’s easy.

So, I’ve recently been browsing and test driving a few of Wolfsburg’s finest and I drove an ID.3 and ID.4, the all-electric offerings. Now, I have no problem with the EV and one day, I can see one fitting nicely within our family unit during the next decade or so.

But these electric VWs? They’re badly made, poorly thought out inside, and the blobby design makes the long-term ‘roid on my arsehole look like a Cartier watch. VWs are supposed to be a bit dull, but ultimately serve a purpose. My point being with the ID.3 and ID.4 is why?

Yes, electrification is coming thick and fast to the car world. But to electrify their entire range as a knee-jerk reaction because they got fiddling the emissions numbers with the Dieselgate scandal and entirely remove what made a car company great and good in the first place can fuck off.

On the other hand, I might sack off the whole Golf GTI idea and get a SAAB 900 Turbo out of protest.

Nominated by: CuntisCuntis

Taking The Knee [2]


So, as we head into the new EPL season, which kicks off next Saturday with the Charity Shield, we prepare to see all the players once again ‘take the knee’ before kick-off.

This completely pointless, virtue signaling exercise (with its routes in Marxism) has achieved absolutely nothing, other than making a few clowns like Gary Linekar and co feel better about themselves. Even some of the black players want to see it stop now.

We will never completely end racism, just like we will never completely end more serious crimes like rape and murder (we don’t feel the need to take the knee for those).

So we are stuck with taking the stupid, pointless knee in all EPL matches forever it seems, because people will just put up with it for an easy life, they don’t want to be called a racist.

We always have to have the knee accompanied by the pathetic speech from the commentator reminding us why it’s so important (I have to mute the sound).

Correct me if I am wrong but they don’t even take the knee in the USA anymore in any of their sports.

Keep your stupid, fucking ‘woke’ politics out of sports and end this taking of the knee nonsense once and for all

Nominated by: Jimmy Jump

BBC Radio 4 (3)

(But surely, the CoE says there’s no such thing as a biological wimminz! – Day Admin)

Radio 4…..what’s happened to it?

What has happened to Radio 4?…..it’s completely unrecognisable from only a few years ago. Full of patronising presenters, too many fucking women who just try to score points off guests. A couple of blokes with more of a ‘geezer’ way of talking.

Every day for the past couple of weeks at 1.45pm they are even doing a programme called 28 days (ish) later presented by some raggy bird all about her fucking menstrual cycle.

Here you go: BBC News Link

Every bit of reporting now, has to have some kind of emotional back story struggle….a la the x-factor style.

It’s fucking crap….it used to be the only place I could find some sensible, educated solace. Not any more. Cunts.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

The Sun is Racist


Yes, that’s right. The Sun, according to The Guardian, is targeting people of colour.

The fucking nazi cunt.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jul/20/uk-people-of-colour-four-times-more-likely-to-live-in-areas-at-higher-risk-from-heatwaves

Even if this were true, I thought black folks had natural protection against the sun. Melanin. De honkies don’t have it, bwhanna.

The Guardian also said the sun was sexist in another article too

Such a shame. The Manchester Guardian and the early Guardian were respected publications.

Now?

A fucking laughing stock!

Well, I’ll caveat that with the fact that their opinions seem to run the fucking county.

Not so funny now, is it?

Donate? Get to fuck!

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/jul/18/women-greater-risk-heatwaves-men-extreme-weather-study

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Jame – The Trans Rights Activist


A cunting for the giggling, narcissistic imbecile and TRA (Trans Rights Activist), ‘Jame’, and the generation it represents.

Jame le Jambon is what happens when children go through life never being told ‘no’, an entitled, self-important, callous, irresponsible, unaccountable fucktard who probably doesn’t believe in most of the crap it pretends to and just wants to cause trouble out of resentment. This week it’s a transsexualist thug manhandling women, next week a Just Stop Oil masturbater. In a few weeks an Ext. reb. Orangutan on a train roof.

Jame is the quintessential spoilt, nihilistic, directionless millennial/zoomer twat, who is nothing without aocial media, special pronouns and fashionable nonsense.

It couldve been Chesterston who said ‘those who believe in nothing will believe in anything’.

Jame is the end product of our socialist education system. Believes in nothing, so will adopt any flimsy bullshit going into its flakey worldview.

Vote Labour, get Jame
Vote Tory, get Jame
Vote Lib Dem, get Jame.

Time to start getting tough on these narcissistic freaks. Letting kids out of school early because it’s a bit hot is not going to help.

Link to story.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime