What makes the opinion of a professional critic any more valid than that of an ordinary punter?

Everyone is entitled to an opinion (although in this day and age it has to be the “right” opinion). Therefore if Mr and Mrs Mop went to the local cinema, watched the 9 hour epic “Lord of the Arseholes” and was then asked for their opinion, is a “It was utter shite” just as valid as that of some high-brow cunt (that Mark Kermode twat springs to mind) who gets paid big bucks and is fawned over by similar luvvies the world over just to say the exact opposite but written in a far more hoity-toity, arty-farty way!

Back in the 70s I used to watch the BBC’s “Film 75” (or whatever year the show was relevant too), with that snug git, Barry “And why not!” Norman. Back then as a kid I thought his opinion was the be-all-and-end-all purely because he’s on the idiot box and therefore must know what he’s talking about.

But then over the intervening decades you find other po-faced, snug-cunt critics covering different cultural arenas such as the arts (Melvin Bragg), the theatre (Quentin Letts), music (John Amis, Simon Reynolds), house and garden (Laurence Roderick Bowen), motors (Clarkson) and of course food (Ramsey and A.A. Gill) to name but a few. But in essence they’re all just giving opinions that are no more valid than that of Joe Public.

Must be a nice “job” though. Watching films (in the posh areas of cinemas and not mixing it with the riff-raff and their bloody phones); or at some exclusive celeb-only restaurant stuffing your face on expensive nosh and complaining if the fork isn’t quite 5mm away from the plate; or driving around in top-of-the-range cars and having a whinge that the AC button is a bit too small to press.

But these cunts also expect VIP treatment, a few backhanders for favourable reviews (allegedly) and the expectation of keeping the items they’ve reviewed for free!

Of course with the advent of social media we now have a new breed of critic, the Influencer, mostly found on Instagram. These guys are mostly ordinary people who have somehow garnered a huge following of “fans”.

What they do is “review” or endorse a product on their social media page. The product could be as basic as a kitchen toaster right up to a 10 day stay in a posh hotel. If they have a significant following (say running into the 100s of 1000s or more) then they do wield a lot of influence, especially for hotels and the like, many of whom run the risk of a bad review (genuine or otherwise) if they don’t play ball with the whims off the Influencer.

Not only do these lucky cunts get to keep the product but also receive a small commission. But in essence they’re no different to professional critics – getting paid (handsomely on occasion) just for an opinion.

Well here’s my opinion: you’re all a bunch of cunts!
1 star out of 10. Fuck off!

Nominated by: Technocunt

How the fuck can we let this happen?

”Former Olympian Sharron Davies has revealed she is close to bankruptcy following her comments about the participation of transgender athletes in women’s sport.
The British swimmer has been vocal about being against trans athletes competing against cisgendered women in the past, stating they have an unfair advantage.
Her stance has resulted in heavy backlash and she is now struggling to find work after her agents dropped her and charities have refused to work with her.”

A tiny minority of deviant nutters seem to hold sway over mainstream opinion. She has stated the bleeding obvious yet the craven cunts that represent her have caved in. As fucking usual. These cunts wont be happy until they have destroyed women’s sport. Unfortunately she doesnt have the resources of JK Rowling to tell the cunts to fuck off.

We should be fucking ashamed.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Lift your eyes and admire her lovely set of shiny incisors!- Day Admin)

No its nothing to do with Christmas dinner, I’m referring to the booming trend of jetting off to Turkey, usually including a beach holiday, to get cut-price dental work done costing a fraction of what it would in the UK. Probably by a sweaty Ahmet in between working shifts at his brother-in-laws kebab shop.

Daily Mail Link One

I hesitate to call them dentists because it sounds more like a butchers shop, filing healthy teeth down into sharpened pegs from which crowns or veneers can be attached onto. Needless to say cheap doesn’t mean quality or even safety with many reporting cracked crowns, infections, abscesses or just substandard work that needs fixing within months by UK dentists at great expense.

If I told you Katie Price is a fan and this trend is fuelled by cunts on TikTok wanting a Hollywoke megawatt smile, it will give you some idea of the fucking morons we are talking about. Here is Katie explaining her ‘journey’.

Daily Mall News Link 2

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

…or more precisely the bunch of woke cunts who have decided that skeletal remains should no longer be classified as male or female, black or white.

Apparently this is because scientists cannot ascertain how they self identified whilst they were alive. Well, I’m pretty sure that in ancient times men were men and women were women because in those days to portray yourself as otherwise would have lead to quick reassignment to ‘dead’ at the point of a sword.

But that aside, it’s also racist because categorizing the remains by race ‘contributes to white supremacy’

Clearly this is nonsense. Even Professor Jeremy Black says so (see link). I have encountered him at close quarters on more than one occasion and IMHO have found to be, shall we say, a bit of a dickhead to put it mildly. So if you can’t even convince a bloke like him, it must be crap.

Is there no end to this woke nonsense? Apparently not…

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

The Guardian. And lest we forget, it was founded on slavery.

Daily Mail News Link

Just for a bit of a jolly I have copied random Guardian headlines for a couple of weeks. I haven’t read the fucker just picked off newsfeeds. Each is a headline.

”Questioning the lack of diversity at Glastonbury
If you think Denmark is all Borgen and social equality, take a look at its awful ‘ghetto’ lawUK faces ‘significant risks’ to quality of food imported post-Brexit, says report

British history should not be treated as a ‘soft play area’, says David Olusoga
The NHS wreckers cannot accept that the British public still back it
Six years on, the cold reality of Brexit is hitting Britain
The US supreme court is letting prayer back in public schools. This is unsettling
Children aren’t the future: where have all the young climate activists gone?
Qatar fails to offer World Cup safety guarantees to LGBTQ+ fans
UK government to scrap European law protecting special habitats
Police lied over Tasering of black social worker in London, court told
Banning babies from parliament shows just how out of touch Westminster is
The Guardian view on Boris Johnson abroad: more indulged than feted
Tory contempt for the arts means we face a second dark age
Lies, spies and dirty tricks: the truth about Britain’s undercover police
Half of all children in lone-parent families are in relative poverty
Families facing income woes on a par with Greece and Cyprus? That’s ‘global Britain’
Neglect Africa now and we will face labour shortages globally, IMF warns
Female trafficking survivor targeted for UK removal to Rwanda, says charity
Black BBC presenter praised for reading news with natural hair
Post-Brexit red tape poses threat to cross-Channel pigeon racing

I don’t want to live in a society where people are kidnapped from their homes’: the neighbours fighting immigration raids

Six charts that show how the UK economy is in crisis

Everything tainted by Johnson’s lies needs to be undone. That includes his Brexit
Brexit legacy is just the start of incoming PM’s problems as cost of living crisis spirals

Would a ‘Black Friends’ fix it? TV’s white New York still needs a reckoning
Average UK household £8,800 a year worse off than those in France or Germany
Whiteness of England Women squad is stopping too many girls from dreaming”

If any cunt managed to get through that well done. And what does it tell us?

Well, we have rabid papers of the right. Mail and Express churn out some shite. The Mirror is anti Tory. And churns out shite. But none of these papers actually hate Britain and it’s majority population like the metropolitan, privileged middle class tossers of the good old Guardian.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Note. We do have an additional nomination due to go live soon regarding the Grauniad and the Northern Police Monitoring Project. So please focus your comments for this particular nom, thanks – Day Admin)