The Taxpayer

Yes us stupid cunts who go to work for several hours a day, day in day out, week in week out. And at the end of the month we’re rewarded with a payslip that tells you your gross income, your net income and those lovely little deductions known as taxes.

Even those in retirement who have paid their dues all their working lives, still find themselves subject to tax on any income above the personal allowance. In other words if you’ve made provisions to save via private pensions, shares and dividends etc. all of which could be subject to tax along with the state pension.

These taxes that end up seemingly wasted on huge vanity projects, a bloated public sector, an unaccountable civil service, MPs, ministers and their bloated expenses, “special” advisors, lords and other cunts belonging to the Establishment.

On top of that they fund the social/welfare state and to come to the aid of those on low incomes or who have just arrived in this country for fair reasons or foul.

And to add to the pain we now find that basic rate taxpayers won’t see that 1p cut promised and then redacted from the recent mini budget.

Instead we’re going to have to work harder and for longer in order pay more tax to pay off the crippling debt the country now faces through no fault of the Taxpayer.

Moreover a great chunk of that tax revenue will still go to those people who won’t work or can’t work, especially when the energy price cap guarantee ends next April.

When it ends it has been suggested that those in greatest need will continue to receive financial support via the Taxpayer, while those who actually go to work may not receive anything.

I know it has been said many times but I’ll say it again – what is the actual point of going to work if you’re just going to end up paying to maintain the lifestyle of those who don’t. And at the same time finding yourself abandoned from any government help to prop up your own diminishing finances through these most difficult of times!

Taxpayers – active or retired – really are stupid gullible cunts!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Piers Morgan [14]


He hasn’t done anything in particular, I just had the misfortune of hearing this chinless twat on the radio and he reminded me of how much of a piece of shit he is.

His interview technique is nothing more than verbal bullying, interrupting, lying, mis-representing, straw-man, shouting down and asking smart-arse questions before the previous question has been answered.

A smug, sweaty, arrogant hooray-Henry, utterly inept, a hypocritical liar. A waste of skin, a medical experiment begging to happen, a good reason for extending the abortion limit to 58 years old.

Naahh, don’t like him.

https://www.gawker.com/5827372/piers-morgan-is-a-lying-liar

Nominated by: Termujin

Special Roles for Black Actors

I know Lenny Henry was cunted previously, but I think it was a personal cunitng again, rather than what he did.

What happened was that he got a role in the Lord of the Rings film – nowt wrong with that I hear you say. After all, he is a talented actor we all love and is one step from being beatified to a National Treasure (hope you all realise that this is sarcasm).

Anyway, the issue was that the role was completely made up – the character he was meant to be hadn’t appeared in any of the books, but they had to shoe-horn in a person of colour (as opposed to a coloured person, which is, apparently, offensive) and, hence, made up a new character.

I didn’t really think anymore of it until I received an email flyer from Wilton’s Music Hall for a Christmas Wind in the Willows special. There are two new characters “Duck” and “Otter” – both for dark keys. However, Mole is now also a silvery moon.

Honestly – where will this shot stop (not with the current “conservative” party, that’s for sure).

I’m sorry, but I can’t add a link as the one to the music hall just shows the show, not pictures of the characters.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

Therese Coffey – Health Secretary no less!


This ugly, obese, four-eyed blob has been dishing out her own antibiotics to friends and family. For DECADES the medical profession has been trying to reduce people’s reliance on antibiotics so that a) they actually work when needed, and b) to help try and stop superbugs.

this gormless fat lummock comes along. AND she’s a cabinet minister. Jesus wept. Apologies for no link, but my brain and phone are not cooperating.

Women who look like Coffey should be painlessly destroyed. In fact, she is so unbelievably repellant, I wonder if she is a cock in a frock…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Helpful link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Daily Mail News Link

She’s not just any old cabinet minister – she’s Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, no less!

Magpies

.Bullies , thieves, noisy fuckers, gangsters,
And all round avian thugs.

I put out mealworm and wild bird seed on my dovecote every morning.

I like watching the sparrows, tits, blackbirds.

But there’s a gang of magpies that attack the other birds.
Like raptors or something.
Right little cunts.

I don’t think it’s because their mixed race (?)
But these two tone little bleeders just can’t behave?

Once we had a cat that upset them.
This magpie would wait for the cat then attack him.
Wouldn’t bother the dog or other cat,
It wanted this particular cat.

The cat got neurotic,
Scared to go out.
So we let it out the front instead.
The magpie soon caught on and would wait on the front peering in through the window ,
Like Max Cady in Cape Fear.

Anyway, their cunts.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt