Picking up the tab

Us taxpaying cunts, of course.

”Surgery: Women regret overseas cut-price weight loss ops”

”A woman who has been in hospital for five months after having cut-price weight loss surgery abroad said she regrets her decision every day. Emma, 34, from Porthcawl, Bridgend county, said it was “the worst experience of her life”.

Oh dear, too bad, never mind. Except:-

Who the fuck pays for this stupid cunt’s 5 month stay in hospital. At a time when services are stretched to the limit?

I wouldn’t risk a fucking haircut in Turkey never mind having a greasy cunt sucking fat through a tube previously used in a bicycle.

Fucking morons like this who find out that surgery in Turkey is cheap for a very good reason should pay for their treatment when they return. Cunts.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Thomas Singleton

While the Tory shite storm is in full blast a lot of ISACS traditional cunts are getting somewhat overlooked. To wit paedos are still popping out of the woodwork left right and centre. Football coaches, gymnastic coaches, Vicars and Youth Workers and Old Bill: the list seems endless.

Must give a shout out to Head Masters, in this case one Thomas Singleton, Head of a primary school naturally and was also its “Safeguarding Lead” who to be fair took his subject very seriously and did his homework. Upwards of a million images and membership of paedo groups and chatlines. Upshot being he is now doing six years post grad study and no doubt enjoying his time at His Majesty’s Pleasure immensely.

“His house was filled with a large and disturbing collection of items…”

ITV News Link

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Malorie Blackman

A year round cunting please

BBC News Link

It’s not enough to have one month dedicated to the white mans errors but 12 months according to Malory Blackman

It should be taut in schools all year round, we’ll you could dedicate one month to great black inventors, one to great black farmers etc etc

The most Nobel prizes they have is for peace Wow it Shits on all the Science doesn’t it

Racist Cunt

Nominated by: Lurt shifter

And seconded by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

In support.

I have read the nonsense spouted by whoever this fucker is and it seems to amount to a history of victimhood – slavery, colonies and so on. Achievements, which are few and far between, don’t seem to figure.

”Malorie Blackman said history lessons should tell “the whole truth” of the British Empire, such as Britain’s role in the transatlantic slave trade.”

No mention of Africa’s role, which was prominent and actually started it in the first place.

And what of black achievements? Science and technology? Practically zero. History itself? Well, without any writing this has to come from European and Arab observations.
Then there is the history of democracy in Africa – practically non existent, instead being a long line of savage despots and mass murder. Far worse than the colonisers.

So yes, let’s have the ‘whole truth’ about Africans and try not to question why British schools should skew history to the 4% of the British population that have achieved fuck all.

Men Who Wear Shorts on the Streets


I’m sick of seeing blokes wearing shorts in urban settings. It’s fucking October. More to the point, you aren’t on the beach or at the gym, so get a pair of jeans on, you slob.

This seems to be a new fashion/lifestyle choice – the slob look/lifestyle. Men should never show their legs in public, makes you look like a right bellend, not a good look, but it has crept into society in the past few years along with the many other bad choices of young folk. And it’s not those knee-length shorts, it’s those barely-covering-the-scrotum jobs that late-1970s footballers wore – short-shorts.

Men’s fashion, basic style has became bad, bad, bad this century. It’s all those gay fashion designers who pushed that with the skinny jeans, hipster beard, bouffant hairdos. But shorts are never a good look, that’s why you are keen to get out of them after the gym or football match.

We live in Britain not Brazil, for fuck’s sake.

Nominated by: Le Cunt

James Corden (10)


I nominate gravitationally challenged James fucking Corden for a cunting.

He’s had a few over the years I’m sure for various reasons but mostly for being unfunny and loving himself a little too much. Nowt wrong with having a bit of an ego but this pompous luvvy prick takes it to a new level.

Most brits probably thought that his long overdue absence from our screens a few years back was due to him somehow managing to fit his rotund physique fully up his own greasy anus but it wasn’t. When he realised that his career was going nowhere in the UK he decided to inflict him self on our mates over the pond and for that I’m sure most of them now fucking despise us.

Fuck knows how but he landed these pointless gigs. They basically involve him fawning over celebs (mostly of a certain political leaning) so sycophantically that its hard to not bring up a furball if unfortunate enough to be watching.

For years the yanks have put up with this bloated decaying bovine carcass but recent events may change that.

I’ve worked with a lot of Americans over the years and the two things that stick out most from that was their work ethic and manners. Very polite and respectful people. Mindful of the latter, fatty boombatty and all round talentless cunt Corden could well be heading for a bit of self induced shit storm.

Telegraph News Link

Seeing folk being rude to service staff boils my piss and lard ass has done it twice now in the same frikkin joint!!! I’m sure he’s on a damage limitation exercise now but despite apologising to the proprietor who publicly shamed him he’s said jack shit to the two members of staff he thought he would sound off at.

Corden, you are fuck all mate and I hope this incident ends your shallow, vacuous and ultimately pointless career. That said if it does don’t come back here, fuck off to New Zealand. They are minus a cunt since that ‘Civil Engineer’ of theirs tied himself to Dartford bridge recently.

Cunters, please second this nomination, it would help my mental health if I could see what you’ve got for this sweaty subcutaneous bag of fuck all.

Nominated by: The Cuntfinder General


Norman isn’t too impressed with this fat arrogant cunt either

James Corden is a cunt.

Of course, most of us already knew this. But now it is becoming common knowledge.

I never fell for his ‘man of the people’ nice guy act. And his celebrity arselicking is some of the most slimy and sycophantic ever (see his Car Pool with Adele, Madogga and especially Paul McCartney). Then there was his ‘heartfelt’ speech to English football supporters about the proposed European Super League. The fat bastard didn’t even know the game existed until he started hanging around with bellends like Rio Ferdinand (again, more famous arselicking). Never bought it for a second.

But, as much as he crawls to famous people, he treats so called ‘ordinary’ people like complete shit. He has done this many times. I have heard horror tales about him from various people who work in Manchester City Centre (again, hanging out with Man United knobheads like Rio and Rooney). Only this time he has been caught red handed. Corden verbally abused some restaurant staff and threw a tantrum. Simply because an order got mixed up. Another ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ cunt who thinks he’s above ordinary folk and thinks he can treat decent working people like crap. But, now people have finally seen him for what he is. I have no doubt he will ‘apologise’ in his usual slimy way to save his career. I have no doubt about at.

I am just glad that this human slug has finally got the salt poured onto him. What a complete cunt.

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