Steven Gerrard (4)

For 3 years he did a decent job as manager of Rangers FC up in the Scottish Premier. But then again apart from Celtic and perhaps Aberdeen and Hibs, that particular league is shite. And its no wonder the likes of Rangers and Celtic constantly become league champions year in year out.

Roughly a year ago Gerrard tried his hand at managing English Premier League club, Aston Villa – a sleeping giant of a club with a great history of winning trophies (albeit from 40 odd years ago) and regarded as one of the biggest clubs in England.

11 months on and Gerrard is sacked after yet another defeat by a rampant Fulham by 3-0, leaving the club hovering over the relegation zone.

When Gerrard came on board 11 months ago the Villa fans applauded him not only for his achievements as a former player of Liverpool and England, but also for his good work at Rangers.

That support soon evaporated after disappointing defeat after disappointing
defeat. And over the last few weeks the fans were calling for him to be sacked.

What is really quite surprising is in the old days former players who wanted to manage top flight clubs would first have to pass all their coaching badges and then start at the bottom managing non-league clubs and build on that success until the big boys wanted you.

However ever since the EPL came into being back in 92 it seems former players can simply bypass all the faffing with badges and managing small clubs. Instead they can manage top clubs based purely on their reputation and celebrity status.

But being a good player and competent manager are two totally different things. It also proves how weak the Scottish Premier League is if Rangers can appoint Gerrard – his first managerial role – and continue to win trophies. And yet he soon got found out in the EPL for being completely out of his depth after less than a year in charge.

And the joke was that some fans and media punters saw him as the next manager of Liverpool after Klopp finally moves on.

Just goes to prove that just because you were a legend as a player doesn’t mean you’ll cut the mustard as a manager of a top club without learning the ropes first.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

Media Scaremongering

(This starving protestor is clearly suffering. Notice the bling and the cheapo mobile phone – probably had to downgrade from an iPhone, poor cow! – Day Admin)

This is a jumbo cunting for scaremongering media cunts.

The BBC are at it constantly(probably sky as well, but i’d rather staple my areshole than turn that on).

Ukraine, cost of living ,covid, Boris,Truss.It’s one thing after another.Yes these things can be a bit rocky, but there isn’t much the viewers can do about it, so why wind everyone up to the point where everyone’s heads start to pop as if we are all in a remake of Scanners!

An article on the BBC has a made up/paid up person moaning like fuck that she can’t afford a xmas dinner and might have to get a Tesco Indian ready meal instead.

Fuck off cunt!. Roast chicken dinner, carrots, potatoes and a couple of hours of cooking time, £5-6 quid.Two ready meals for you and your son £8 quid…your saving money you thick cunt.

BBC.Stop it..wankers..sorry..cunters!!

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Bob

And supported by Foxchaser-Fiddler

I’d like to tack on here…..Some of the ridiculous Money Saving “Hacks”….in this article.

Express News Link

one brilliant tip is to go out less !!..fucking Hell,wish I’d thought of that. Another that I saw was some Cunt recommending leaving the bathroom door open when you have a shower/bath,apparently the steam will help heat your house…aye,and the condensation’ll take the paint off yer ceiling and leave water running down yer walls.

Shove yer clever “hacks” up yer arse.

(Am just waiting for someone to say the cost of living crisis is racist! – Day Admin)

Got-Got-Need (TV Show)

(NOTE: For IsaC regulars in the UK. Don’t forget to put your clocks back 1 hour for GMT in case you were out on the piss last night or in a three-way BDSM session with Lizzo and Ed Sheeran and forgotten!Day Admin)

Sky (no I don’t pay for it) have been advertising a show where Jamie Redknapp and Harry ‘I don’t know what tax is’ Redknapp, embark on trying to set up interviews with a real life ‘World Cup Xi’, in an effort to put their photos into a ‘Panini sticker’ type book.

The clip showed them meeting Thierry Henry. I think I saw Roberto Carlos. Fair enough. Then it showed Beth Mead.

Beth fucking Mead?

Yes, if folk discuss World Cup ‘legends’, I’m sure Beth Mead is a name that is regularly mentioned.

Get to fuck!

Comedy News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Ex RAF pilots paid £250k each by the Chinese

Just what goes through the minds of these treasonous bastards?

They would be able to earn a decent wage in the UK, I assume they are all bright, intelligent men. Money does fuck up peoples thought processes on spectacular ways.

They should be thrown in the tower if they ever return, better still fuck off and don’t even think of coming home.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

The Guardian (22) and Brexitism

Admin, this is about the good old Guardian, not the fragrant dislodged Liz.(That’s okay, mate – Day Admin)

Amid the shitshow of recent weeks, at least we know it was all down to Brexit.

”With breathtaking speed, Truss has discredited a more recent political project, one we might call Brexitism: the view that reality, including the laws of economic gravity, can be wished away, so long as you screw your eyes tight shut and believe.”

Well according to the Guardian, anyway. It goes on to enlighten us:-

”The fact that warning voices were vindicated so fully and so quickly should deal Brexitism a fatal blow.”

So there we have it. Half a dozen Islington dwellers are certain that due to Truss Brexit will be reversed. You heard it here first.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Seems that “Brexit” is now an “ism” and can join all the other hurty words ending in ism that the woke will be offended about – Day Admin)