WILLIAM HICKSON is a dozy Geordie cunt.
Hickson was arrested in Newcastle with 41 £20 notes stuffed into his sock. Now I know that Geordie slang for ‘pounds’ is ‘poonds’ but as far as I’m aware Newcastle has yet to issue its own currency – so notes with a value of 20 poonds on them would seems to be a bit obviously suspect.
Amazingly they had to call an expert in to verify that they were forgeries.
Words fucking fail me…
Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese
I recently did a job and was stripping down a treble wardrobe for a customer,
I asked him to pass me my screwdriver (bespoke, expensive)
And when he passed it me It was with horror I noticed he had long fingernails!!
I’ve seen this before,
Unclean fuckers who have talons like Diana Ross.
No excuse unless you’re a werewolf,
Or a Hindu fakir.
A man should have closely cropped nails
For working, and not some Draculaesque talons that can inadvertently scratch or puncture bystanders.
It’s incredibly ducky
And deeply suspect.
I took a instant dislike to this customer,
And although I remained professional throughout I did it with a air of contempt on my face.
These people should be forcibly shorn .
Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt
And supported by: David Cuntsbury
Oh my word yes MNC, I had to grab a vomit receptacle the other day when I inadvertently began to watch Time Team. There is a greasy, smelly-looking Dorset yokel (Phil Harding, presumably – Day Admin) on there who has been ‘developed’ by Channel Four to become a television personality archaeologist. In the early days he was very meek and quiet (just look for an early episode on Youtube), but somebody at C4 had a word and told him they’d have to get replacement archaeologist if he didn’t start to develop a noticeable TV persona, and now the cunt is so full of himself he’s set to burst all over Lefty Robinson.
What truly horrifies me though is the length of this human greaseball’s finger nails. They are longer than most women’s nails, and rather than looking scrubbed and clean, they look like he scoops them out with the C4 canteen teaspoons, or one of those revolting nail care penknives that your next door neighbour brings back for you from Malta. I appreciate his job isn’t one that attracts those with an on-site manicurist, but his dirt resembles aged faeces, tooth scrapings and armpit oil. He is a dirty, smelly, unhygienic cunt of a man, and is the reason I had to stop watching TT.
Qatar is a shithole.
The world cup was awarded through rampant corruption.
Thousands of poor 3rd world labourers died constructing the stadiums.
Migrant workers are virtual slaves, wages and passports withheld, working and living in inhumane conditions.
Women in Qatar have no rights and are treated as possessions.
All truly Islamic.
But what upsets the assortment of preverts and degenerates?
The fact that they cant carry on with their shirt lifting and gobbling and fuck knows what else if they go there.
We know that the tranny brigade regard their rights to be above women’s rights but this really shows this collection of deviants for the me me me cunts that they are.
Pathetic cunts like Southgate are part of this hypocrisy.
https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/07/07/world-cup-shame-fifa-fails-lgbt-rights-test-qatar
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Here she is again.
Another holiday, another boob job.
Another waste of a human skin.
This is, allegedly, her 12th trip overseas this year. Yet, she’s supposed to be bankrupt.
I’m missing some wrinkle here, I need a better accountant.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
(Intentionally scheduled for gents with Early Morning Horn Syndrome! – Day Admin)
D.C Thompson and their Beano comic are cunts.
Another British institution that is now riddled with the woke disease.
Dennis The Menace is now just known as Dennis. In case the word ‘Menace’ implies that he is some sort of sex pest, and it ‘offends’ the Me Too Femstapo psychos.
Walter The Softy has also been jettisoned. In case he offends the ever sensitive LGBTQ ‘community’. Mind you, what doesn’t offend the cunts?
And, it gets worse. The iconic Bash Street Kids have also been woke bombed. Old favorites, Fatty, Wilfred and Spotty have all been axed. And there are now three new characters: two are female, one is peaceful, and all are black.
It is also now ‘mandatory’ to have a black character on the cover of every issue. Even Marcus Rashord now has his own story in it. And, naturally, the Guardian has an orgasm about it. I am just glad I am old enough to remember old style comics like Whizzer and Chips, The Dandy, and a time when this vile woke crap didn’t exist…
Nominated by: Norman