Category Archives: cunt

Republic

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Are Cunts!

I’m not a monarchist.
Never have been.
I don’t respect inherited privilege and wealth.

That said I could never align myself with such sniveling little drips as Republic.

Crying because they got arrested.
Soft twats were softly handled and still fuckin whining.
They say that the Met were rough in their handling.

Bollocks.

No bruises, no split skulls, no broken bones.
Just arrested.

I never join anything because I think the majority of people are wankers,
But Republic make me want a monarchy just to spite them.

Long live the king!

Sky news

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

The cost of living crisis is worse for Lesbians

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And it is a cunt for them, apparently.

Whoda thought it?

”One in five lesbians live ‘paycheque-to-paycheque’ amid cost-of-living crisis”

”Fear around having enough money to put food on the table is being especially felt by queer women on lower incomes, with 18% saying they live ‘paycheque-to-paycheque.”

It seems that struggling with the cost of living is much, much harder for lesbians.
So when you struggle with your bills, cheer up, it could be worse. You could be a lesbian.

However, reading the attached I can see no reason whatsoever that being butchish affects prospects any differently than the rest of womanhood.

Still, victims rule, ok.

Msn.com

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Dead Pool [285]

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Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.

On to Deadpool 285

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

“King” Charlie and his freeloading scrag end wife and all the hangers on

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are cunts.

If this is a modern democratic country; who voted for this pair of posh twats?
Not me!
Or you I’ll bet.Actually no one has ever voted for a King or Queen, it’s an Heredity thing C.A.

Who is this god twat and how is he going to save them, and from what?

A lifetime of freebies and privilege ?
Having to wave to all the peasants?
Having a real job to feed their families
What a par of gobshites!

Nominated by Igor.

Wuka

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I would like to nominate Wuka for a well deserved cunting, there are just some things that no bloke needs to see let alone know about.
Picture the scene, there I am about to enjoy one of Dirty Harriets legendary fried breakfasts when on comes this advert (see above link, but not if your about to eat) anyway I am in the process of eating breakfast in the morning when on comes this ad complete with clotted blood dripping in the shower.

For fucks sake it’s still morning why isn’t shit like this limited to later times, not that any time is a good time for any bloke to appreciate shark week
There should be a warning like the football results, if your a man and you want keep your latest meal down look the other way now, shock and awe advertising like this is a cunt.

Youtube

Nominated by Fuglyucker.