I happened to be in London today walking through Leicester Square, and as I walked past the Comedy Store there was a queue of all blicks waiting to go in. It looked peculiar, because there must have been 100 or so people and even in London (well that part of London) to see 100 people 100% blick is unusual. I got home this evening to see what they may have been queuing to see, and I came across this:

https://london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/legends-of-comedy-london-show/

It reads:

Legends of Comedy is a special event bringing together some of the pioneers of UK Black Comedy. We bring legends from Television, Radio to Stand up comedy award winning comedians that have paved the way for African Caribbean comedians, actors and radio presenters today. Join us as we laugh and enjoy the best stand up comedy.

Now stuff like this really grips my shit. Having your own special show for blick comedians is NOT inclusive. This is a show at the expense of all other races excluded from it. You simply cannot continually claim the race card every five minutes, and then decide you want to put on a show exclusively showcasing blick people..with the USP of the show being EXACTLY that. Imagine if there was a show with the above advertising blurb, but instead of using the word blick, it said white?

Fuck me there would be uproar. You can bet your bollocks to a barn dance even if they were showcasing let’s just say, 1960’s uk comedians….the organisers would make fucking sure there were quite a number of non whites in there to keep up the quotas…even if there weren’t many back in the 1960’s. This has to be a two way thing, but it seems if you are blick you can be as subliminally racist and non inclusive as you fucking like, but don’t want any non blicks doing the same.

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

This twat is the RHS ambassador for diversity and inclusion, yes RHS thought it necessary to have one of those.

Anyway this twat claims that ‘Classic English gardens made by “double-barrel-named” designers are putting non-white communities off the Chelsea Flower Show. So it’s official then, gardens are racist.

This presumably means that an English garden designer must not create tropical gardens or persian walled gardens etc… as those are originally from other parts of the world (duh!! you don’t say) so only ethnic garden designers should be allowed to create them.

The tiresome twat goes on to say “On the whole, it’s always been white garden designers who’ve actually been featured here,”
He added that RHS Gardens are “beautiful English pretty country cottage gardens, or rose gardens, designed by double-barrel-named designers”.
“How does that connect to somebody from my background? Or from an African background, or Mediterranean background? It doesn’t.”

Newsflash, no one gives a shit about whether it connects with you or not.
You either like a garden design or you don’t, so stop your whingeing and disappear into your central water feature, cunt.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : mystic maven

 
Fucking Phillip Scofield is a chutney ferret of a cunt and trying to play the victim and ride on the back of the Caroline Flack situation just multiplies that a hundred fold.
Now I have never liked this attention seeking sausage jockey, even before he was gay, once a cunt always a cunt in my book, there are no shortage of examples on this arse clowns exploits.

But the latest leave me alone I’m the victim bollocks or I may do myself harm that his PR company is trying to spin to allow them to get this rooter tooter and shooter back into the limelight truly makes me want to chuck.
So Phil I have you on the deadpool and a win would be nice ya cunt.

Nominated by Fuglyucker and seconded by Freddie the Frog below.

I was about to nominate the media attempt to resurrect this sack of shit myself. It’s not really about him anymore it’s about what they want us to believe.

Anyone who thinks this cunt is going to top himself I can only say……if only!
I fully support the nomination of this excuse for a human being and I have a lot to say about it.

Daily Record

Having watched the trailer for the new Indiana Jones film errrrr thing??
It looks like the usual modern Disney take on an established film series and taking the biggest, sloppiest, smelliest dump on it.

The title alone is crap. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!!!!

I have a better title: Indiana Jones and the hackneyed modern trope ridden clusterfuck omnishambles.

I bet you can’t guess the plotline can you dear readers??

What’s that you say? Old Indy (and he is old now Harrison Ford must be abaaaaht 81) is past it and there’s feisty female character who is better than him in every conceivable way. Played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

That’s incredible! How the hell did you work it out?
Oh wait, because it’s the same plotline that’s been inflicted on film-goers for the last 10 years.

How does Phoebe Wally-Bird keep getting work?
Does she have some Edward Snowden level dirt on the Hollyweird elite?
Does she have a copy of Jeffrey Epstein’s notebook and a hard drive with a backup of his video collection?

The story line involves time travel back to the second world war (ffs ?)
Of course Phoebe’s character never passes up an opportunity to rebuke Indy because he’s a toxic privileged male (natch). Is this not elderly abuse?

The baddie (just for a change) is played by Mads Mikkelsen.

The CGI looks like questionable as if it was done by the work experience lad who only had access to a PC running Windows XP

Here’s the trailer judge for yourself

I predict that this current narrative bullshit in all of these films will be parodied in about 10 years time and people will look back and say what the fuck was all that about eh?

I think I’m just not going to watch any fillums or television programmes made after about 2009 from now on.

What a crock of shit.

How abaaaht Indiana Jones and the Incontinence pants of destiny.

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Nominated by Harold.

Pork-ster extraordinaire. Just has to go a step too far, doesn’t he/she/they/fat pig.

Really, Sam? You really thought it would be tasteful, exciting, relevant to appear on stage in a costume with Satanic overtones, given the average age of your audience is 14/15?

Where the hell (see what I did there) is your sense of propriety?
Also, eat fewer pies, you fat cunt. You couldn’t pull a barge through a tunnel, much less a fit lad.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Some more Bollocks from the Main Stream Media and the way the fawn over the cunt from MiddleEngland below.

The way MSM pander to the cunt that is Sam Smith. I was confused to upon reading that “they” had cancelled “their” Manchester show.

I though what do they mean?

Then I realised that the “they” they were referring to was actually Sam “they/them” Smith.

What a pandering bunch of cunts the media are. They / them should know better and stop fucking around with soying up to these weak minded mentalists.

Link below. There are many more.

Sky news