North Manchester General Hospital

North Manchester General Hospital are cunts.

Last time I was there (Decmber 2019) I waited four and a half hours for a blood test as the blood room was heaving (it was like General Hospital meets Zulu). But guess what? my results vanished and I have heard nothing since.

Now they say I have ‘missed’ a phone consultation. The call was supposed to be on Monday 6th July 2020. However, I first heard of it on Wednesday 8th July 2020 through the post (Wednesday afternoon I might add). The letter was sent second class on July 2nd , so it had only the Friday and the Saturday to get to me.. But with this virus thing and the post being what it is, I didn’t get it until July 8th.

What rankles me is their snotty attitude. Making out that I purposely missed the thing when I didn’t even know about it until two days later. And if they think I am going into the place when it is full of foreigners (it always is) who will not observe the social distancing rules or wear masks, they have got another thing coming. II am sick of being dicked around by this lot and not for the first time either.

Nominated by: Norman 

21 thoughts on “North Manchester General Hospital

  1. Same everywhere. NHS is brilliant, it’s the useless cunts who work for it. Usually non medical who do not give a fuck.

    • Im a locum clinician an do most of my stuff for the NHS.
      Once, on an assignment, I was staying in hospital accommodation with an Indian surgeon and a Nigerian doctuh. The Indian chap was absolutely brilliant, kind, caring, and very conscientious. One morning at breakfast, I was sat with the surgeon in the kitchen having a coffee before going to work when in swerved Bwana Beast. He asks us.”Where am de prostate on pepow”. Knife boy and I burst out laughing until we realised he was serious. We explained where, what and why it was and he left a happy doctuh. I looked at the sawbones, he looked at me and there was then a fight to see who could report it first. Turns out uncle Ben wasn’t quite as qualified as his forged papers led the NHS to believe. He was thrown out of a Nigerian “medical school” after 8 months for being a thick cunt and given the competition, that’s saying something. He did a runner leaving all his stuff that very morning. So take care, he may well be lurking in a hospital near you dear ISACers.

  2. Immos put in far more than they take out we are constantly told. Oh yeah. So how come every hospital and doctors waiting room is full of the cunts? Of course they get sick and get old just like the rest of us. They don’t come here, fill the rich cunts pockets and then fuck off. No, once they’re here they are staying.
    Being sick is bad enough but being sick in a foreign country (the average British hospital) is a right cunt.

    • Both my last job and current one have been in the public sector and I can tell you that especially up here the eastern euro’s take out more than they take in. The amount of TB sufferers that come into the county are staggering. In fact they had to start a new clinic because of the influx. I could bore everyone on here with similar stories but I’m on lunch now and haven’t got the time.

    • FF of course the immos are a massive benefit to us persons who are indigenous. Read somewhere that the total benefit to our good selves was between the square root of fuck all and 2 1/2 p so we should be celebrating in the streets at the bounty of wonder that mass immigration has given us. As I have informed many people of the libtard left “not everyone that washes up or arrives in a lorry is a first class doctor, engineer etc with an amazing command of English and has one wife and two children and can earn large amounts of taxed wonga.” Most have no skills apart from an uncanny ability to claim every benefit known to man without being able to speak more English than DWP , benefit, free house and so on. All manage to navigate our complicated health service with ease. The only benefit I can see for us is we are able to employ millions of people in benefits offices solicitors , human rights charities etc etc etc so not all bollocks then.

  3. The hardest thing when joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous is standing up in front of a group of strangers and admitting that you don’t have a problem….

  4. Our local hospitals not too bad – Scunny, Goole, Grimsby. Hull a bit of a fucker but again not too bad. We have a lot of working Europeans here but they don’t clog up the system the same as 3rd world vermin.

  5. The east Europeans think that antibiotics cure everything so as soon as they get a sniffle they are off to A&E, all the Asians have health issues and are in the majority every time I have had occasion to visit a hospital, the reason is they have fucking time on their hands, fuckers don’t work so are happy to sit all day in a waiting room.

    CUNTS!

  6. My sense is they sent the letter knowing full well it would arrive too late for you to keep the appointment.

    Or maybe not… after all, it’s not as if these top heavy NHS administrators are the sharpest tools in the box.

  7. maybe go in as a BAME next time – you would have had surgery by now and resting up in the new government crib

  8. We need rid of the International Health Service – from 01.01.2021 all foreign nationals visiting or living in the UK should have compulsory health insurance bought from a UK company and need to carry this at all times at the risk of a serious fine, it will also be a good identifier – I predict A&E will be a lot less like Africastan when they have to put their hand in their own pocket.
    And who is chasing the fortune we are owed in reciprocal healthcare payments from EU Countries?
    Oh yes, nobody, I mean we can afford to be writing Billions off, we are loaded, clearly! 👎👎👎😡😡😡

  9. I’ve been in several hospitals in the Manchester area, Norman, but luckily not this one. Best of the bunch is the Royal Infirmary in Oxford Road, they treat you like a human being there. One to avoid, fairly close to Manchester, is the Royal Albert Edward in Wigan. Never have I been fucked about so much. You don’t want to go there, trust me.

  10. I think i can categorically say that there is no health care in britain anymore except covid – the health system in britain is now officially one bog CUNT!

    • I can categorically say that that is utter bollocks. I can’t even be bothered to go into why, no offence intended.

  11. Worked at Crumpsall hospitool 40 years ago. The clientele were cunts back then as well.

  12. The thing I hate about the health service is that the left hand dosent know what the right is doing they provide a great service but the departments dont seem to communicate with each other I had changed my address and was waiting on a consultation for 3 years they sent the letter to my old address which I had 2 weeks to respond to the new Tennant let me know post had turned up for me and when I had got the letter I had missed the deadline I just though fuck it in the end never got seen

  13. Come to Scotland chaps lot less clogged up with immos ( until the Krankie lets more in )

  14. Right fellow cunters.

    I spent a few very unhappy years here as a junior doctor in the mid to late 90’s, and the place is a festering fuck hole that should be burned to the ground, with the sole exception of the infectious diseases dept. (Some of the most talented docs I’ve worked with).

    The A+E dept was a sick joke when I worked there, having to tend to the most unfit cohort of smokers, lazy lard arsed fuckers and alcoholics who were suddenly surprised when their coronary vessels and manky old diseased bellows suddenly packed up at 4am leaving yours truly to sort it out (between dealing with people who had been thrown on bonfires for not paying drug debts and snotty wheezy kids with stupid double barrelled names).

    I fuckin hate the place.

    Fuck off.

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