“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee speaking. It seems that with the arrival of the new year, one of Hollywood’s A+listers is planning a major relaunch of her already glittering career. Never one to rest on past triumphs, Meghan Markle is now about to launch on a project to put herself in charge behind the camera as well as in front of it. I’m joined now from LA by her p.r. guru, Max Asshatt, to discuss this exciting development. Welcome”

“Howdy Ron. Great to speak to y’all over in little ol’ UK England”

“Er…yes. So Max, what are the plans then?”

“Well, the Doochess reckons it’s time to put her massive talent to use from the director’s chair, helpin’ other actors to benefit from her own wealth of experience”

“Indeed. So could you talk us through the possibilities then?”

“Y’know, nuthin’s actually defin-ite yet. Ah mean, it’s kinda awkward workin’ out a schedule, bearin’ in mind the Doochess’s yumanitarian commitments, red carpet engagements, pickin’ up awards left right an’ centre, starrin’ in a ‘Suits’ reboot, an’ pennin’ her memoir about her scandalous treatment at the hands of the royals”

“Oh go on, give us a hint at least”

“Well we’re chewin’ over a couple of ideas. One is a ‘re-imaginin’ of ‘Gone With The Wind’, with the Doochess directin’ herself as a mixed race gal who falls in forbidden love with that Ratt Bootleg in antibellum Georgia. Brad Pitt is beggin’ to co-star. Second up, there’s ‘Log Cabin to White House’, where the Doochess directs herself as herself. This follows her life from birth as one of twelve children in a one room cabin in Tennessee, to her election as POTUS. Rachel Zegler is just gaggin’ to play the younger Meghan, from her birth to her triumph as the lead in the series ‘Suits’.

“Er, hang on. Isn’t it Dolly Parton who was raised dirt poor in Tennessee? Meghan’s a valley girl isn’t she?”

“Yeah ok, but hey, it’s a touchin’ good story. Give us a bit of dramatic licence will ya? I mean, we’re talkin’ Golden Globes, we’re talkin’ Oscars. *bring bring* hold it buddy. I gotta take this. Hello? Brad? Lissen pal, I keep tellin’ ya. Nuthin’s bin decided yet. Don’t call us, we’ll call you…”

“So there we have it. A mega year in prospect for mega Meghan. Like me, I’m sure that you can barely contain your excitement. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

Express News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Next, scientists will claim the Sun shines out of her gaping arsehole! – Day Admin)

A cunting for the awfulness of Elon’s X, formerly Twitter .

This site may have its detractors (despite them returning as if they aren’t too sure), and we might get carried away but at least there’s a structure to it, and the admins keep the vituperative outbursts below a certain point, with simmering egos soon shown the door.

Not so with Elon’s X, a platform so full of unhinged vitriol (on both sides), the brakes on abuse now off, ‘fuck’ and ‘cunt’ flying around, batted between users in what Youtuber Chris Williamson charitably calls ‘sardonic tennis’, the same levels of hypocrisy from the feral left; ‘#BeKind you spunk-sucking whorecunt’ if you’re a woman who doesn’t want to shower with blokes in wigs), Misogyny from the red pill police and Tate’s dude-bro cultists, Jew-hating (from both sides) that would put Miles in a distant amateur league, and the general lack of anything resembling an exchange between adults. Everything goes straight to snark or ad hominem attacks, ‘tell that to your 50/100/250 followers’ (at what number of followers is a point considered valid to these geniuses?), or strawmen ‘so what you’re saying is…’

Zzzz…

Nothing has changed. It’s the angriest site i’ve ever visited, and not even in an amusing way, with the added (dis)pleasure of increasingly violent and degenerate acts being shared in viral videos. The cat ladies are still there, filling their feeds with how much they ‘just fucking HATE MEN!’ blue hair and glasses , obese or all three.

It’s a grubby cyst in the consciousness of humankind and its purulence leaks into what now passes for ‘legitimate’ media.

The sad thing about it is so many media figures are part of -and fuel – its typhoon of bare-faced cuntery.

Even from a practical usage view it is impossible to keep track of a conversation you are involved in; replies are not apparent and nested in a logical way. It often appears that people are replying to phantoms, often with a comment about their photo (or lack of one) it really is the stuff of the playground, if that playground was full of miserable, embittered fiftysomethings.

All of this and the adverts dotted throughout, make it a pretty awful waste of my time.

News Record Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

This is what we allow to happen.

‘I’ve told 100,000 primary school kids I’m non-binary’

MSN Link.

This from a disgusting wretch called Jack Lynch, I think. It doesnt seem to be entirely clear. This fucker has made it HIS mission to corrupt primary school children. HE is chuffed when 9 year olds are taken in.

However, what really disturbs me is that he is allowed to do it. By teachers. You know, Teachers. Who go from nursery to school, to school, to school and finish of at another school. Then start ‘work’ at £29k knowing absolutely fuck all of the world. Then pass on degeneracy to fertile minds.

So this is a cunting of teachers who enable degenerates like the one above to corrupt kids.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Apparently this much delayed, much needed footbridge is due for completion by the spring of this year, 13 years after it was first mooted and put forward to the local council.

The initial cost back then was around £1.5m. But now people are quoting £10m. The running joke is that it has taken long to build this tiny little footbridge than it did to build the Empire State Building back in the 1930s (which took a mere 13 months to construct, and is still standing today)

The obvious questions have been asked ad nauseum, but all those involved have simply shrugged their shoulders and kicked the can down the road for someone else to pick up.

13 years and £10m just to build a fucking bridge over a railway track! This is so systematic of how things are done in this country. Any major project is either doomed to complete failure owing to cost-overruns or unacceptable delays; or on completion the budget is blown by considerable amounts and is years behind schedule!

You only have to look at HS2, Millennium Dome, Channel Tunnel, Lower Thames Crossing to name but a mere few of projects that have gone way over budget, and yet no one seems at all accountable or responsible.

When you look at Britain from the Industrial Revolution to the mid 1950s and the things we built at the drop of a hat – ships, canals, roads/motorways, aircraft, tanks, bridges, railway networks etc etc, Most of which were completed on time and within acceptable budgets.

So what the fuck happened? Why does it take so long and so much money just to build a footbridge? Why is this country so useless at doing anything that will benefit local communities?

I suppose there are too many vested interests wanting to drag out capital projects for as long as possible in order to grab as much money as possible. And why not? Who is there to take you to task?

Just another example of the gradual decline of Britain’s standing on the global stage.

GBNews

Nominated by: Technocunt

(And yet this bitch doesn’t mind prick-teasing on Instagram! – Day Admin)

I used to have a soft spot (well not so soft actually) for Carol Vorderman. She struck me as a bit of a laugh, a proper lass.

This was before Vorders, like so many other slebs, started to take herself too seriously, and came to believe that the public actually cared two hoots for her opinions on anything.

Firstly she quit her show on the Beeb ‘by mutual consent’ after making a series of increasingly shrill political comments which threatened to breach Auntie’s sacred impartiality rules (Gary Linekunt says ‘hello’). Then she got into a spat with Minister Johnny Mercer regarding accommodation for veterans.

Now she’s in a row with commentator Shaun Bailey, branding him ‘a misogynist’ after he made a comment to the effect that she’s mainly about ‘bum and boobs’.

Now this isn’t to say that Sweet Carol can’t have an opinion. She can, and she’s free to voice it. On the other hand, so can Bailey, and I’d say that in this instance, he’s actually right.

Vorders has been putting herself out there in the meeja for years, shamelessly promoting herself by constantly flashing her tits and arse, and no doubt earning a nice bit of dosh in the process.

Now that she’s been called out on it on air, she’s branded her accuser a sexist. There’s a bit of a smell of hypocrisy here methinks.

I admit that I still would, but only if she wore a gag. Come on Carol, stick to doing what you do best, namely, trading on your still very attractive (if enhanced) assets and appearing on game shows. You know it makes sense.

You Tube

Metro News

Nominated by: Ron Knee