Anyone who uses the suffix ‘gate’ to describe any sort of event or incident they see as a ‘scandal’ is a cunt…

Whether it’s Irangate, Squidgygate, Sharongate, and now Trousergate (about some daft bitch and the PM’s keks for fuck’s sake!), they are all cunts… Someone should tell these mongfucks that Watergate was the name of the office complex where the Democratic National Committee HQ was and the breaking into of these offices led to a major scandal and Nixon’s downfall…

But like so many words these days (icon. legend, genius etc) cunts apply the Watergate reference to anything from soap opera bollocks to a pair of fucking trousers without knowing where it originated and what it really means…

Ignorant cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Who cares if your extruded poly-vinyl mono 7″ sounds ‘warmer’ with a richer/bass’ than a dirty digital CD.

There has been a resurgence of wankers , mostly apple fan boys who now collect vinyl because it is ‘cool’, they collect vinyl like fucking Superman comics, the self important cunts that they are.

Who gives a shit if you have a mis-pressed 7″ at 78rpm instead of 45rpm with the labels on the wrong sides that is worth £50,000 because only 100 copies left the press before it was corrected.
The shit is only worth what some other sucker will pay for it.

It should be, always has been and is about the music, not collecting stuff because it’s cool to be retro. or act all superior because your vinyl is not thrown through a high pass filter when compressed to mp3 and thus will always sound superior on a decent system as opposed to fucking ipods and fucking phone mp3 players with £3 headphones!

Nominated by: Boaby

What is it that makes fucktard governments want to enter a “mine is bigger than yours” competition on who has the bigger fireworks display. What a complete and utter waste of tax paying money, time, and inconvenience. Then there is the cleanup.

In times where there are floods, hurricanes and fires all out of control, Its time to piss on the sad cunt chavs that these fests always seem to attract – as no other cunt can be bothered going to an event you cannot get into or out of, and send this money to people who really need it.

Paris and Brussels claims ISIS for the reasons they pulled out – they probably just couldnt be fucked.

Nominated by: King Cunt

I’d like to cunt all those fucking cunts that suddenly feel the need to invade your local pub every fucking new years fucking eve.

You know the cunts, they’re the ones you don’t know or don’t even see all year until they show up on new years eve like a bad fart and all of a sudden know you like Adam and want to shake your hand after a couple of fucking babyshams and then think they’re your bessy mate for life!!! But then you don’t see the cunts ’til next new year and its the same fucking shit all over again.

Cunts the fucking lot of em !!!!

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye