I’d like to cunt americans aka americunts/ameritards!
Self obsessed, self absorbed, arrogant, uninteresting, retarded, gun obsessed, diabetes riddled, toothless, simple, superficial, fat cunts who think the world revolves around them. They also have a creepy little obsession with the jap cunts and slopes in general too.
The shallow gene pool in america could do with being cleansed with a few nuclear ICBMs. Fuck the lot of them.
Nominated by Cuntkicker5000
Congratulations to Shaun yet again who scores a hat rick by picking the French Elvis and most famous rocker you have never heard of Johnny Hallyday.
So the slate as wiped clean as we move on to Dead Pool 78
Rules:
1)You can have up to 5 names each.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from previous rounds.
2)You win if your cunt dies first
3)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignord.
Shaun’s noms:
Leah Bracknell
Paul Gascoigne
Wolfgang Bosbach
Morgan Tsvangirai
Mark E Smith
Fan-made trailer makers are cunts…
The sort of spotty, sweaty, never had a shag fangeek cunt who spends time (and, in some cases, money) on making a totally crap and glaringly fake ‘trailer’ for some upcoming sci-fi bollocks: usually Doctor Who or the latest Star Wars cash-in… And these arsewarts state that the ‘trailer’ is ‘exclusive’ and ‘brand new’ in order to get Youtube followers and likeminded virgin fancunts to tell them how great they are…. Fucking sad cuntbubbles….
Nominated by Norman.
Apart from the Dioclese Christmas song of course!
This came to mind after seen that smug cunt Alexander Armstrong’s album because every single bastard you get those fucking albums from cunt celebrities like Armstrong or that twat Buble making Christmas albums of songs that aren’t even theirs. Any cunt can sing those shite songs in a low pitched voice yet because these cunts are celebrities they can to use it as a money making scheme to fill their pocket lining.
Genuinely hope any cunt like them get flattened by a Christmas tree for them exploiting the stupidity of those buying them and for their parasitic acts, the cunts.
Nominated by Lord Cuntington
With regard Christmas song remakes, nothing takes the shit-biscuit more savagely than bogtrotter extraordinaire Sir Cunt Geldof remixing the Band Aid abomination for another airing every ten fucking years. According to Wikipedia there have been FOUR versions now (and I only thought we were on cuntfest backslapping version three).
I mean, Geldof must have afforded his mansions solely from royalties from The Boomtown Shitrats back catalogue, right guye?
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
How about the Chas C version of “Bland Aid 31” – track 6 here?
It’s even got Goboff in the video! YouTube banned it. Humorless cunts…
Shamelessly plugged by Dioclese
Well bugger me, who’d have thought the bigots orf Ulster would turn oit to be the saviours orf Blighty. Arlene Foster orf the DUP is derailing the Irish sea border stitch-up with the EU and there-bye injecting a spot orf backbone into the Hunchback orf Downing Street. Indo-Mick Teashop cunt Varadka can shoot his prussic poftah mouth orf as much as he likes and bum up with that hissing knot orf serpents in Brussels to shaft dear old Blighty but with Foster making the headlines they will find oit what “No Surrender” means. Unless dear Arlene has already struck a lucrative under the table deal.
Oh – and never forget The Irish Republic supported the krauts in WWI and WWII. Jairmany calling. Jairmany calling…..
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.