Stonewall

I want to Cunt Stonewall, Sly News have been promoting this self righteous virtue signaling organisation who demand how we should speak and think about about Gay Lesbian LGBGT persons. Quite frankly I couldn’t care less about gays or Lesbians or even if a bloke wants to cut his dick off and wear a skirt but I take great exception to being told how I should speak and think. Don’t these fucking Nazis Stonewall understand that by controlling our thoughts and opinions they are making matters worse for the people they are supposed to represent ?.

That’s why this highly esteemed site ISACUNT exists. It’s a backlash against all the absurd leftist liberal cuntitude that is being dictated to us every day. ISACUNT is one of the last bastions where common sense still prevails. Hopefully we are still the silent majority.

Nominated by Fenton Fistula.

Jihadi Apologists

With the recent resignation of Michael Fallon over a bit of knee touching, Gavin Williamson is the new Defence Secretary and has used his first major speech to call for UK jihadis’ to be hunted down and eliminated. This provoked the usual wailing from left wing cunt waffles branding him ‘insecure’ and ‘juvenile’ despite probably 99% of people would agree with him.

You join a terror organisation with the aim of bringing carnage to Britain and expect to return home pulling the wool over the eyes of appeasing bollock brain cunts as misguided or disillusioned? Your human rights went down the crapper as soon as you were viewing terror propaganda, getting a chubby on thinking about ‘paradise’ and your 72 virgins,as soon as you stepped on the plane your fair game, no questions.

The same cunts are the ones who hound British troops for years over jackanory bullshit ‘war crimes’ fairy tales, PIL parasites et el , yet them and their like are prepared to give treasonous cunts a free pass on the premise of being young, idealistic and some fucked up warped version of somehow upholding human rights.

Nominated by liberal liquadator

TUI

TUI are cunts.

Thompson holidays have renamed their shitty low rent operation and have engaged in a massive cross platform advertising campaign, and it’s annoying. Really, really annoying. It’s basically some sad LaLa land rip off, full of dancing cunts and some tuneless bitch whimpering. All adverts are shite, but these are fucking everywhere at the moment, so there is no let up.

I know that they are aimed at the lowest common denominator, but surely these advertisers must realise that the will probably repel most normal people? Irritating cunts….

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Driverless cars

I am not puzzled at all over this horseshit idea. I don’t want them. I don’t want to own one. I do not know any one who does want them. The only cunts to benefit will be the government. With this technology, they will be able to implement their policies over control your freedom of movement. They will be able to control where and when you go. Imagine a hybrid of the BBC and DVLA running that. I have heard fuck all about how this is going to integrate with all other traffic. No big picture. So it’s a hidden secret agenda. Of course it sounds ‘electricky’ so it must be good for the planet, for fucks sake. Owning a car will be pointless as the control program will be owned by the government. So we get the ultimate Volkswagen, a travel pod for RENT. Only allowing you to travel to authorised destinations. The car insurance business dies, as does the car manufacturer industry and your bit on the side. Its ‘big program’ will supply movement anomalies to a ‘big data’ factory.

Where’s Dave, oh he called in sick with a bad back, oh hang on, he left his autocart at Ascot Races and he’s just gone to the Travelodge.

Where’s Ahmed? He just stopped off at B&Q to buy some nails on his way to Oxford street via the chemist’s.

If the rozzers can’t nick you for drink driving and speeding and getting a good noshing off some bird from the office while watching extreme porn on the deputy prime minister’s computer on the way home, how will they pass the time?

More likely it will end up like a Jeepny in Asia, a shared minibus to the mortgage repayment treadmill factory presided over by Mr M Goldman Carney. Cunt. Please someone put the case for driverless cars, or better how they will be abused by the CIC. (Cunts in Charge).

Nominated by Haywood Jablomee

Gap Years

The Gap year!.. Someone please tell me why in fucks name, some air headed fuckwit blond with big tits needs to fuck off for a full year to some camel shagging country all by her fuckingself, taking no fucking phone, maps or fucking plans, and then whinges because she gets fucking raped?

This gap year shite is just an excuse for workshy thick as shit students to “explore” the world believing that the “world is at one, and we are the world” These retarded fuckwits know absolutely fuck all about anything. They have attended a fucking university straight from mammas tit, and with fuck all in the way of education in between. They have been indoctrinated by liberal arseholes and live in a fucking haze of cuckoo shit. It is often up to the taxpayer to fund their fucking rescue to extricate then from the real world where their ignorance and stupidity are lethal. And the cost to Mamma an Daddy!!! Having created a massive mountain of debt by going to fuckwit university, to get a degree in “How to tie my shoes” ( BSc ) They embark on reckless abandon into the void for a ” life experience”

Can you imagine in our day, telling your parents that you can’t be arsed to get a job, and you were going at their expense for a year long holiday.?!!!!

And for now, they are even wanting to gap between leaving 6th form and Uni, and taking a second gap in year 2 or 3.. Jeez. Vacuous retarded self indulgNment cockwombles! Cunts, every fucking one of them!

Nominated by Asimplearsehole