Road Rage Drivers

I would like to cunt those drivers who lose their rag behind the wheel.

I’m not just talking about a mild loss of temper here, but those knuckle draggers who are excessively foul-mouthed. Some even leap out of their cars threatening others with violence. Very often, as in the video clip below, this can be sparked off by a relatively minor issue but these cunts can go ballistic. One such incident happened a few miles from where I live earlier this week. I read about it in the local paper and it’s now made the National Press. I pissed myself laughing at the fat cunt involved and I’m sure you’d find it rewarding if you watch it:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7355697/New-Ronnie-Pickering-Big-Oaf-number-plate-rants-coach-driver-proper-job.html

Fuck off all road ragers.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

Prince Harry Halfwit-Hewitt

Fresh from giving a speech to an equally repugnant bunch of climate-change hypocrites,it now emerges that he and his darling wife took a private jet to Ibiza for a 5 day holiday…sheer bare-faced cheek considering that he had, a few days earlier, been banging on that people should be discouraged from flying to “well-trodden” holiday destinations.

This thick, entitled Bastard should take his wife, his brat and his thoughts and Fuck Off. Everyone has had enough of being lectured by sanctimonious “celebrities”, never mind being lectured by the illegitimate, brain-dead offspring of a publicity-mad trollop.

I never fell for the “People’s Prince” shite before he got married. It was quite obvious that he was only too willing to be a “Royal” when it suited him..cheating at school, taking a spot on a helicopter course which he was plainly too stupid to ever pass without certain “allowances” being made etc, but since he fell for Shy Megan he is unbearable. She leads him around like a yappy little lapdog. Hopefully she’ll take the Wanker for every penny, leave him ostracised in some Bongoland where they still enjoy head-hunting and Fuck Off back to America.

Once Betty and Phil croak, that should be an end to it. Enough of the “Royals “sponging off the taxpayers, consorting with shady Chinese businessmen and American child-abusers and generally treating the very people who pay for them with contempt. I’m not wild on the French or Russians, but they certainly had the right idea when it comes to Royal families.

Fuck them.

* I liked Princess Pippa. She was the only one with enough class and breeding to save the Royals from themselves…plus she had a nice arse, I’d have been only too happy to do her up the dirtbox….the jealous Cunts must have locked up the true “People’s Princess” in The Tower of London…typical.

Nominated Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo

The Edinburgh military tattoo…What the fuckitty fuck fuck fuckitty fucking fuck has happened to this once slightly watchable event on Albeeb?

It may not be everyone’s cup o’ tea, but once upon a time you had real military bands doing what real military bands do. It’s now a fooking bunch of libtard fuckwits prancing around ( I kid you not, some Maori military outfit doing a fucking jig to a song from that shitfest film Greatest Showman) !!!!!!!

It gets worse too. Even the new missus agrees me with me on this. Fuck the tattoo, Fuck Edinburgh and a double ‘Fuck You’ to the BB FUCKING C for putting this shite on TV.

Nominated by Pol Pot Pourri

‘Church House Declaration’ Signatories

The anti democratic cunts who signed up to Steptoe’s ‘No No-deal Brexit’ bollocks.

They don’t want to stop no deal. They want to stop Brexit. They voted for a referendum, they voted for article 50 but now appear to ‘not really mean it’.

Johnson has pre-empted the cunts and by fuck are they wailing. Because they wanted to subvert democracy and he has fucked them up. Johnson’s ploy is aimed at the EU and their UK collaborators. It seems to be the only way the EU will take the no-deal threat seriously by removing it’s UK treacherous power base.

So fuck the undemocratic cunts and bring on the reckoning.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Damien Hirst

Damien Hirst and the gullible cunt that pay him. What the fuck is the shite he churns out about?

I’m sane and fairly normal bloke and I see absolutely no merit at all in a fucking cow cut in half and pickled. Who are these twats wasting their cash on this shit? They are even more of a cunt that the man himself. He must go to bed and piss himself laughing every bloody night. I reckon he read ‘The Emperors New Clothes’ when he was a kid and has cunted ever since. Apparently he’s worth over £300 million.

The world is full of massive cunts, that all I have so say.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO