Obviously


I would like to cunt the word “Obviously” please.

In relation to its over use in sentences mainly by the yoof of today but I’ve noticed it in adults lately to my great concern.

An example quoted from a 18 year old lass at work.
“well I obviously said to him she shouldn’t turn up so late and as she obviously leaves work at 1 she should have been on time“

No love it is not obvious she leaves at 1 because I don’t fucking know the silly bint!!!

This word is shoehorned in everywhere and I even caught myself saying it once for which I cunted myself. Oh she’s back from lunch I wonder what other obvious shit she is going to tell us now.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Inside the BBC (38)

Back in 1970 I worked for the BBC for several months. My immediate manager addressed me by my christian name and I was expected to address him as “Sir”. I was informed that the shortfall in the BBC’s income relative to it’s expenditure was nothing to be concerned about. I was also told not to expect to be sent on OBs (outside broadcasts) if I did not dress smartly.

In 2019 I worked in Broadcasting House for a short period as a contractor. I only saw one person in the building who wore a tie and he was NOT the DG. I saw managers who wore their hair in a bun, had beards of which the average vagrant would be ashamed and turned up in jeans with the knees torn out. Many of the windows sported large semi-circles consisting of the colours of the spectrum which I understand to be a symbol used by propagators of equality for homosexuals.

Further thoughts; guess the point I am making is the way the BBC changed from “auntie BBC” which I think most people would have regarded as being a right wing institution into a far left PC brigade. Certainly not a change for the better I think most people would agree.

Nominated by Arfur Brain

(Ordinarily, a nom about the BBC would be moved to the dedicated BBC link here. But this an exception as it’s from someone who has actually worked for these cunts – DA)

Death Row Confessions

Murderers on death row are cunts.

Now this seems obvious, I know, but I have been watching a Netflix series ‘I am a Killer’ (Someone has to do it!). I am now on the second series or, as the Yanks call it, Season 2.

The thing that struck me from early on was that, despite having been caught, tried, and found guilty, the cunts involved broadly describe their heinous crimes in similar cuntish ways. They run along these lines ‘I remember that day blah, blah…I remember walking into the room blah, blah…I don’t remember what happened next but I looked around and there he/she was…’ The bit they never seem to remember is the bit where they stabbed someone 27 times (yes that was one of them who stabbed his poor grand parents to death). Others remember having guns that ‘just went off’ shooting someone in the back of the head as they knelt begging for their life, and so on.

Is this a matter of perceived realities changing for some people, and at certain times? (Locke held something along these lines, I think). Or is it just cunts trying to avoid the moral responsibility for their crimes? Fucked if I know, but I do know they are CUNTS.

For more on these perplexing questions there is always Theodore Dalrymple’s excellent book ‘The Knife Went In.’

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Dead Pool [201]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly picked former Welsh National Goalkeeper Dai Davies who has died from cancer aged 72.Davies as well as achieving 52 caps for Wales also played for Everton Wrexham and Swansea City over a 17 year professional career.

On to Dead Pool 201.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Gerd Müller
Sir Michael Cullen
Gunther Von Hagens
Paddy Doherty
Ryan O`Neal

Matt Hancock (3)

(This cunt has to be on drugs to think up this fucked-up idea, hence the pic – DA)

Matt Hancock has gone full mental, and therefore, given his high office, is a high cunt.

The new 10 year prison term for lying, is the latest and most deranged of his schemes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56007798

His boss, the Johnson cunt, has been obsessing about the need to keep variant strains under control and this is Hancock’s response.

So, lying is now considered on a par with burglary with intent to commit rape, and sexual assaults on children. That will be good news for the child rape gangs, to see their activities put firmly into context by the government.

With lockdown now a permanent fixture – still no end date despite so-called success of the so called-vaccine programme, protests banned, and parliament and the patsy MSM doing nothing, how long is it before Hancock decides the death penalty is justified to keep people safe, and we have the Johnson cunt on TV telling us that “the end is in sight”, “Just a final push” “largely free by next Christmas”?

The words of Johnson’s beloved role model, Winston Churchill, when asked his views on Hitler, might accurately sum up Hancock “The man is a mustachioed nut job. A total bellend. In short, a fucking cunt.”*

*Some paraphrasing used.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea