Nigerian Wet Markets

This lot of so called humans ( and that’s pushing it) should be dipped in petrol and set on fire.

And to think this so called Conservative government are letting them in by the
thousands oi their dingy boats

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9275175/Inside-Nigerias-wet-markets-source-future-zoonotic-diseases.html;

Well this shit hole can’t be nuked as all the innocents animals would suffer, but
it would make a good training camp for our Forces on how to come down
REALLY FUCKING HARD on these bastards and any other foreign fuckers that do not know how to fucking behave themselves in the fucking modern World – the fucking cunts – they make me fucking puke.

Nominated by: geedee 

(Any word from the Islington Woke, Vegan or XR Mobs I wonder? – DA)

Boris Johnson (14)

A fifth columnist, persistent cough of a cunting for Boris Johnson. The fat, traitorous blonde twat has declared that he is ” fervently Sinophile “, as he strives to strengthen economic links with China.

The little yellow weasels cause global misery with the Bat Flu, and this big dopey cunt wants to be best friends with them ? We, along with everyone else, should be holding the dirty little bastards to account, not sucking up to them.
They’re getting away with it, scot free.
With the aid of our Moron In Chief.
Boris, you have been cunted, now fuck off, for fuck’s sake just go.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/21/boris-johnsons-warm-words-on-china-likely-to-infuriate-backbenchers
And fuck the Uighur’s too.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

…and seconded by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Boris Johnson is a total and utter cunt spatter.

His precious “Road map” means no haircuts until after fucking Easter, if then (as long as this third lockdown has already lasted already, again).

This shit will never end. We are being pissed on and are expected to be grateful for the wash.

https://order-order.com/2021/02/22/new-read-in-full-lockdown-wind-down-roadmap-plan/

Fuck off, Johnson.

One-Ply Toilet Paper

The commercial cheap skates who buy one ply toilet paper.

I enjoy having a peaceful shit and I always have a smile on my face if I have a no wiper (obviously I have to check if it’s a no wiper by wiping my arse) this is where the party-pooper one ply toilet paper comes into it’s own because that’s very efficient. However how many one wipers do we get, it’s a bit like a truthful politician. A rarity.

Therefore one ply you have to use generally a lot more sheets because you can fold over a 3 ply and be done with it, however with one ply you end up with 94 ply and block the toilet.

If you have an employer who buys one ply toilet paper tell um to fuck off and stick their job and that goes for businesses who serve this crap up to their customers.

Over and out arse virginity blown.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man 

Benedict Cumberbatch

Bendydick Bandersnatch, or whatever the luvvie cunt’s name is, is even more of a cunt than we thought.

According to today’s Sunday Times (14/2/2021, paywall so fuck the link) he has a friend who spent 14 years in Guantanamo. I presume a ‘pen friend’ like the death row correspondents. But who knows?

He is having a hissy fit because Priti has told his friend to fuck off. No visa for you pal. So he cant use his ‘friend’ to publicise some woke shit about his travails as a complete innocent in Guantanamo. At the hands of the evil Yanks.

His ‘friend’ Mohamedou Ould Slahi comes from that bastion of desert freedom, Mauritania. You know, where slavery still flourishes. He is a member of Al-Quaeda and an associate of numerous muslim loonies.
Surely we should welcome him with open arms? An innocent Afghan tourist picked on by the evil Yanks. After all, he is a ‘friend’ of Bendydick’s and probably wouldnt kill many people while he was publicising his struggle.
Perhaps they should call the film Mein Kampf.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

(Couldn’t find a direct link, but here’s a link to a new film both Cumbercunt and Slahi appear in covering the same ground – DA https://easyreadernews.com/the-mauritanian-the-survivor-movie/ )

Marina Sirtis – Star Twat

Marina Sirtis, needs a nomination. The former Star Trek: The Next Generation has long been known for her lefty views, and this time she’s set her sights for her dipshit views on the state of Texas. And as someone who’s dad is from San Antonio, Texas, and was born and spent his first nine years there, I’m taking this personally. After the storms, power and water outages and over 20 people dead, Sirtis thought it entirely appropriate to Tweet:

“Don’t get me wrong, my heart bleeds for what Texans are going through right now but the mean girl in me says you get the government you deserve and they have voted Republican, across the board, for the last 20 years. #Betoforgovernor.”

There’s nothing but mean girl in this far left slag. Like I said, over 20 people have died, yet this is what the smug, self-important Patrick Stewart with tits thought would be appropriate to tweet. ‘Well, you voted Republican, so you DESERVE to have these storms. The people who lost their lives DESERVED TO DIE’.

Fuck you, bitch. This is typical far left bullshit, from someone who considers to be far more important than she actually is. And ‘Beto for governor? Robert O’Rourke? That 47 year old flaccid dildo, who is the son in law of the richest man in Texas man in Texas? Who thinks he’ll get the youth vote by being filmed riding on a skateboard? Who thinks that, despite his clearly Irish heritage, will also get the Latin vote if he uses the Hispanic ‘Beto’ instead of Robert? Incidentally, Beto is a name used by those in the Latin community as a short form for names that end with Bert or Berto. It would be considered racist or cultural appropriation if he were anything other than a democratic.

Why can’t the left understand that people are free to vote for whoever the fuck they want? And why do ‘celebrities’ like Sirtis feel it’s ok to make shitty remarks like this after a major storm, especially one that has killed people? She’s a fucking cunt.

https://twitter.com/Marina_Sirtis/status/1362532004919607298?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(Famous on ST:NG for her “I’m sensing something, Captain!” – Shakespeare it ain’t – DA)