The Covid jab is a cunt.

Nothing to do with chinky skullduggery, Bill Gates, flat earthers or any of that crap.
I had the shot on Saturday afternoon (because of a kidney related problem) and it makes you fucking suffer. Every bit of me, apart from my knob, aches. Splitting headaches, shivering even when the heating is on, nausea, puking. That’s why I’ve been missing for a day or two and I am still suffering the after effects. I don’t know if it works in the long term, but its side effects are a total cunt.

Nominated by: Norman

and on a similar side-effects note, here’s one  from Sir Limply Stoke

Dodgy vaccines, dodgy politicians

Did a quick tot up and going back to 1952 I have had the following innoculations:
Kicked off with smallpox and since then I have also had vaccs for diptheria, typhoid, tetanus, polio, TB, some bizzare Indian bug which I caught anyway, hepatitus, seasonal flu, pneumonia and most recently Covid (Oxford AstraZeneca). am still alive and have never vomited aliens. No side effects from any of them or their boosters.
Then along comes the Oxford AstraZeneca and immediately demonstrates Black Opps – denounced by hissy fit EU as untestested, Macron states it doesn’t work, Merkel announces on TV that she would not take it. Then EU claims it fails to work on under 30s then it is dangerous for the over 65s (that’s me fucked then). Then along come the blood clots and rather counter-intuitively haemorrhaging as alleged in Austria and Italy. Also South Africa dumps its batches on darkest Africa claiming they do not work on virus variants.

Much speculation that it is a rogue batch but news blackout on which plant in which country produced it. Manufacturing sites include India, UK, Switzerland, Italy and Norway.
http://www.businessinsider.com/astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-countries-suspend-denmark-thailand-batch-blood-clots-2021-3?r=US&IR=T

Clearly at a time of great shortage worldwide of vaccines there is a large slosh of same circulating unwanted. This leads me to the Big Idea. Iran has a great shortage of vaccines and while the uncharitable may think “tough cheddar” there is the Zadari Ratcliff hostage problem. Iran claims a large wodge of cashola for paid for but undelivered UK tanks dating back to the fall of the Shah and the smart money has it that the present and ongoing hostage situation is an attempt to extort same from the UK. Solution? Swop hostage for dodgy vaccines. Simple.

Humanitarian concern that our Iranian friends might develop blood clots? Tough cheddar.

Anne Marie-Slaughter is a cunt. This woke “international ” Lawyer, political “scientist” (it’s not science) and public commentator (Princeton and Oxford naturally), or in other words a cunt thinks the US should have a foreign policy based on racial equity. In other words bomb brown people in Syria then bomb white people somewhere else, presumably Serbia or maybe London. What a cunt. Fuck the US until Trump gets back in. I’d much rather have Pooen in charge.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/03/01/have-you-lost-your-mind-blue-check-envisions-a-foreign-policy-with-racial-equity-at-its-core/

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Greetings, pale, male, and stale cis-scum! I, Olwain Tolkien-Abdullah (pronouns they/them – misgenger me and I WILL SUE) have hijacked that filthy heterosexual Chimp Licker’s account to cunt that legacy media relic:
‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?’
I watched an episode of this the other night and was shocked to see that not only did it feature a WHITE PERSON, but that the ancestors of that white person were ALL WHITE TOO!
For shame! Where’s the representation? Don’t they know that, according to the Natural History Museum…
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/first-modern-britons-dark-black-skin-cheddar-man-dna-analysis-reveals

…the first Brits were BAME (even though they had blue eyes) and were therefore, I infer, Peacefuls – even though they preceded the advent of that religion by millennia?

And to make matters worse, all their ancestors had produced offspring by male-female pairings, thereby tacitly endorsing non-non-heterosexual means of reproduction!

But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, bearing in mind this terrestrial teleblog is the product of the rabidly right-wing BBC! But I remain hopeful the great British public will have the good sense to ignore their own biased genetic inheritance in favour of flavour-of-the-week socio-political fads…Allah willing!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

What get my colostomy bag a sizzling and gives me the urge to spew boiling hot piss over any cunt in a 100 mile radius of where I stand is those fucking emoji things.
Stupid fucking stickers more at home on a childs bicycle than an ideal replacement for the English language which has taken 100’s of years to evolve but is now crumbling like sun dried turd before my very eyes.
It all began when I got a friends request on facebook which I duly accepted from some cunt who has crawled out of the woodwork to hang on to my coat tails of magnificence and have a little slice of The Advocunt pie.
As customary when I accept a friends request on facebook I will always send a message saying good to hear from you and how are things because I still believe in the written word but in return the brain dead cunt replied with a thumbs up emoji and that’s it!.
Of course when I saw this I immediately deleted the cunt as I figure if the cunt is too lazy to write a reply then the cunt will be too lazy to get the fucking beers when its their shout down the boozer so what good is a useless sack of shite like that to me?.
I would like to end my first nomination here on ISAC with the moral of the story is but I don’t do morals as they are pesky things that get in the way of having a good time, especially with some of the rancid old Grunters I have banged in the past so I will say this………
If you have the communication skills of a plankton then nip down to the seaside with a bucket and fill it brim full of your little buddies who will no doubt be thrilled with your communication skills but don’t knock on my door because I just ain’t that fucking wet.

Thank you and fuck off.

Nominated by: The Devils Advocunt

(Welcome to ISAC and thanks for your first of many, hopefully, nominations – DA)