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Dead Pool [209]

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Congratulations to TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell for correctly predicting the American rapper DMX would be next to snuff it. DMX (real name Earl Simmons) was 50 and recently suffered a heart attack following a drug overdose leaving him in a vegetative state. He was know for songs such as (Party) Up in here and others but that is the only one I recognized when googling him. He was very popular though from researching him. He leaves behind 15 kids!

On to Dead Pool 209:

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

John Wilcock – Rollerskating Cunt

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This 90 yr old, ‘Poundland’ Capt.Tom wannabe, says he was inspired to raise money by Marcus Rashford’s (not again!) free school meals campaign and Captain Sir Tom Moore.

Capt.Tom raised £Millions – So far this tail end Charlie attention seeker has raised £3,600 for food charity ‘FareShare’.

Sod off home, put your feet up, have a cocoa, watch Countdown & shut the fuck up.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9422175/Veteran-RollerJohn-89-skating-90-laps-garden-90th-birthday-inspired-Captain-Tom.html

The Duke of Edinburgh

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emergency cunting for Phil the royal who has died.

BBC already pushing that he was immigrant who had to escape his country. yada yada.

Nominated by: the cunt of montybisto

(This is a pretty pisspoor nomination in terms of narrative and structure, but we’ll go with it because its a major headline. So go wild – DA)

 

Verphy Kudi

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A diversity-is-our strength cunting please for this 19 year old savage, who, in order to celebrate her 18th birthday went on a six day bender. The brainless whore left her baby daughter alone the entire time, with the result that the child died of dehydration and influenza:

Link to story.

She has, to her credit, pleaded guilty. She will be sentenced later. Her defence council have been given access to all her social service papers, no doubt to concoct a suitable sob story to get her a minimal sentence. That sentence should surely include sterilization, so she an never produce offspring to abuse again.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [208]

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Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who correctly predicted that Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh would be next dead dude aged 99. Philip had recently been in hospital for a month and had been in increasingly poor health for several years making him a firm favorite nomination on the Deadpool since its inception back in 2010.The Duke will be best remembered for his long marriage to the Queen founding the Duke of Edinburgh scheme crashing his Range Rover and countess brilliant politically incorrect gaffes.

On to Deadpool 208

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5)New Rule:Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated.Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.I am making this change off my own back but there seems to be a consensus in the comments in the Dead Pool 207 thread.(Shaun)

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!